/owg/ - Overwatch General

if she was vietnamese she'd be Hana Dong

Zarya is not as anti fun as the fat ugly cow.

>Mei is a strictly worse Zarya
what kind of mental gymnastics are you cooking up to say such a thing

I want to breed Symmetra and FUCK her regal legs!!!

She makes it so you can't shoot or she gets even stronger, her bubbles also break every CC/debuff

Once you get to like mid-high diamond and see her every single game you'll understand

How to fix game:

Genji:
- reflect no longer nullifies torb/rein hammer damage, primal rage melee, or any melee from behind
- reflect hitbox reduced by 20%

Winston:
- barrier lasts 11 seconds before disapating
- barrier no longer takes damage twice from firestrike and Sym alt-fire
- Primal Rage fire rate is now 2 swings per second (instead of 1.7)

Pharah:
- 25 damage concussion missile (now mapped to right click)
- ground pound downward jet jump(now shift, uses fuel from hover passive)
- Health is now 150 HP / 50 Shield
- +25 armor during ult animation

Soldier 76:
- 1.2x biotic field size
- decrease weapon spread to pre-nerf
- tactical visor now grant infrared sight to ONLY the user for duration

Torbjorn:
- Double range of getting armor from passive
- at 25 scrap can hold down E for 1.5 seconds to create +25 armor pack (instead of +75)
- level 1 turret build speed increased by 35%
- grant immunity to freeze during molten core

Widowmaker:
- widows kiss can be attached to enemies if it makes contact before landing

Bastion:
- self repair moved to right click in both modes
- new E ability unique to each configuration
- Recon config: grants +25 armor and speed boost from legs becoming tank treads for 3.2 seconds (13 second cooldown)
- sentry config: grants ability to move while in sentry mode at 25% movespeed for 2.5 seconds (18 second cooldown)

Mercy
Fuck that bitch

Zarya.

You're getting filtered. Stop posting your stupid shit.

I love Hana.

Mercy arguably. Reason being not only is she unfun to play against, she's not even that fun to PLAY. It'll take Mercyfags with them too and they'll be forced to be play healers that require you to not be totally mindless

>bitch hides from a teamfight
instantly undoes the teamfight and immediately dies
>"im helping and can take no blame because im a dedicated healer :3c"

fuckem all

I'm sexually attracted to Hana but have no romantic feelings towards her.

REINHARDT

His shield just makes shit less fun, and he is tremendously overpowered.

Zarya bubble outcancers both Mei m1 and her ult. She's way worse.

is woolie mentally disabled?

Battle Mercy is p fun

The only correct answer is le ebin ninja man of many escapes

pic related, made by myself, been working on it since Overwatch Beta, slowly perfecting this masterpiece

>Get a guy in my game named 'zergling' who's ranked #263 and plays almost exclusively lucio
>all he does it speedboost, never once switches to heal mode

hmm

why do pubstars always talk shit and taunt after killing you when you play the hero you never play. it only happened once i reached diamond/master.

do i have to fucking buy an alt to not get targeted?

I'm both.

I don't know how it's possible to lose this many in a row. I'd assume that eventually they have to stop matching me against teams that are much better than mine, but I'm assuming wrong apparently.

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take a break after 2-3 losses
start keeping track of which hours you're playing
use this as reference to find the best time to play ranked

>not posting tracer
A good tracer will legitimately ruin games.

I'm too far gone now. My MMR is shot to shit, I lose twice as much as I gain and there's literally no chance I ever recover my rank.

He's black

>complain on the blizz forums about a full team of randoms get matched with pairs of stacks

>number of times i encounter this start increasing

someone validate my paranoia pls

Streak bonuses also apply to losses. You'll lose more points the more you lose in a row
You're what we call "on tilt". You need to know when to cut your losses

Experience THE SMUGBOW
Taste THE SMUGBOW

What would you boyos say the minimum system requirements are for this shitfunnery?

ram and video memory minimum requirements arent that high compared to most contemporary games

>left shift
Nigga he just needs to spam space

I wanna improve my aim so I can carry games with dps heroes. Is it important that I upgrade my mouse from the stock HP mouse to something better? Can mice severely limit aim? If so, what mice do you guys recommend? I will provide dank overwatch memes in gratitude.

stop playing comp, go to qp and pick your shittiest hero. you need to cool down buddy. whenever i'm getting a salt build up i go into qp and instalock hanzo and laugh like a hyena when i get cheap shots.

I've actually won a couple to break up the streak, except the ones I won didn't count in my stats for whatever reason. A couple losses didn't either.

>new brawl idea

>increase HP for every player by a lot
>only have one life per round

After playing this game since it was released I'm dead certain that Hanzo has a secret passive that enables completely random headshot bullshit.

"Ready to activate the sound barrier!"
"Group up here!"

That's cool and all but I have to go 1v6 from the flank

Please don't sexualize Ally unless it's obvious S76 is in a consensual relationship with her

tfw hopped up on dayquil and climbing in SR

"It's always high noon somewhere in the world" is a perfect way to describe how Overwatch is balanced.

Holy shit the people who play at this hour are fucking terrible.

Widowmaker

The bad ones are useless and always on my team
The good ones are korean level scary and always on the enemy team

>Grouped in a good team for 2 matches
>instantly kicked and sent in a one sided koth
Salty

I want to pinch those cheeks and then slap them.

Junkrat. I am sick to death of putting up with an incessant carpet of shit that two-shots half the cast.
The truly cancerous part is that grenades that bounced already still detonate on impact, with full 120 damage. TF2 had this disabled, in fact had an alternate weapon that punished missed shots and rewarded actual direct hits - take a wild guess why.

Oh it just grazed you? Here, have a conc mine that does 150 in a FUCKING AOE. Nevermind that Pharah has massive splash falloff, or that her concussion blast doesn't even damage.

Oh and playing as him is a blast too...hold m1 while looking roufhly at a chokepoint

Widowmaker

Useless but still annoying to fight. Buffing her to be useful would make the game unplayable for everyone else.

Logitech G502 or G303. And yes a good mouse can improve your aim DRASTICALLY

enablemart.com/logitech-m570-wireless-trackball?gclid=CLb28-6evs8CFQltfgodySsCow

Is there a site that tracks wins and losses like placements did? I want something better than the incredibly vague shit stats that Blizzard gives.

>friends aren't on
>might try some soloque
>whathaveidone.jpg

Is this games soloque designed purposely to fuck you out of rank? How is it the enemy team has some semblance of team work while mine are always the worst sub-humans.

I'm not even mad, just disapointed

Rude.

Yes. Literally once you get to the rank you want you have to stop or you're never getting it back.

So when are they removing this fat chink cunt from the game?

I was so close to ranking up user, so damn close

I want to touch the D.Va.

>when your mouse's side buttons stop working

should i just get another mouse? i still have one side button functioning though

After you git gud consoleshit

yep, FeeD.Va and widowmaker on every team
complete deathmatch mentality
reapers that try to play like Soldier:76
And then there's that one recon Bastion with an aimbot

>queueing at 4 in the fucking morning
this is one of the shitter hours

>hit the diamond gatekeeper squad
>my team has a 3stack with rein who literally can't keep his shield up or never drops it, a genji main who never ults and can't kill 1 widow and a zen who brags about damage

Things are so much easier when these jokers are on the enemy team

Why do we have four threads?

your friends have been carrying you

Playing Ana is exhausting. You have to be on point with every single one of her abilities.

oh my fucking god we do.

the shad one who posted early is still up

then some idiot made a new one too

and the old one is still on the catalog

I just clicked the first one brought up by ctrl+f...the fuck is it with this general and retarded OPs?

Guess I should learn2dps so I can insta lock so our team has 6 DPS instead of 5 right?

I wanna hug her.

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

The OP isn't just for show dummy

t Mei main

>tfw high noon

US or EU?

it's 4:20 somewhere in the world.

>search for owg in catalog
>4 threads
really?

That somewhere is in Siberia. I think they prefer vodka in there.

But its only 11:59 on this side of the wall

Apparently bread is made too early, always with missing or incomplete information/pastes, and shit-tier images are chosen solely for being shit-tier. The other user I can forgive because their only fault was forgetting to check the catalog.

Guy we're only 600 posts away from the limit can someone make a new thread?

>shadmercy OP is still rumproasted after being ousted

>get paired with a 5stack
>they're complete ass

Literally every single time

Mfw the jello is jiggling

youtube.com/watch?v=3YmMNpbFjp0

There's nothing more pathetic than a stack with a rein that just sits there with his shield up achieving nothing

Why even be in a stack if you're all going to be running around in literally every direction possible

>solo queueing as a support
>expecting anything other than pain and suffering
tanks and damage can carry
supports are way more team dependent, even if you're stupid strong like mercy on defending 2cap

>Guys I got lucky headshots on a pro for a tier 3 team that who loses to everyone, I'm a pretty big deal
Call me when you do that to taimou or tviq.

At least some Reins know they have a shield, half the ones I run into play him like a Genji with 500 hp

>start practicing tanks more
>pick rein/dva/harambe
>charge in
>die
>watch on death cam as entire team camps by side of choke
>nobody followed me
>repeat ad nauseum
i don't know how you tank mains can do this. it's depressing.

>Get invited to a stack
>We are 5
>Most of them are friend of a friend of a friend or something
>Random is some korean guy
>Endless memeing in the chat
>Everyone calling him a chink or jap, to which he always responds "I am korean"
>Conversation moves to anime
>Everyone ends up adding him to friends list

Good times

You can't blame the target audience of teens and preteens for growing up having never learned what a literal tank is and what it's for. If I'm Ana I threaten to nanoboost any Reinhardts I see playing like that.