You're driving through an undercover carpark and these two alphas laugh at you as you drive past

You're driving through an undercover carpark and these two alphas laugh at you as you drive past
>what do?

Laugh at their no torque and rip a hektik skid

Ask the fags if they got a special couple deal

I met that dude in the left in Dubai Motor Show. His name's Yousuf and owns this magazine named DriveArabia. Really cool guy.

I'm probably driving my shitbox so I redline my engine so they can hear my bolt-on CAI and fartcan, then I drop the clutch in first gear, my engine somehow still stalls because it doesn't make over 10 ft-lbs of torque, so I start it back up and start playing eurobeat at full volume so I can't hear them laughing at me as I drive away crying

>[minivan revving intensifies]

I'd be like
>hey what's up.

>I'm headed downtown, cruising through the alley
Tip-toeing in the street like Dally
Pulled up, 86 to the valley
White rotiforms, the wheels like mayonnaise
Dope, my crew is ill, and all we need is four good wheels
Got gas in the tank, cash in the bank
And a bad little mama with her ass in my face
I'mma lick that, stick that, break her off (Kit-Kat)
Snuck her in backstage, you don't need a wristband
Dope.

>Mountuned FiST with twice the torque

Drag race one of them while towing the other and win

Drive back around and throw condoms at them and tell them to to safe gay sex

Step 1: apply eurobeat
Step 2: apply brakes
Step 3: apply torque to rear tires
Step:4 laugh maniacally as they succumb to smoke inhalation and die

>implying I'm not a normie
>implying I'm not alpha
>implying my car is slower than those in any type of race or event

Lmao

>so I can't hear them laughing at me as I drive away crying
gek

"""""alphas"""""

Yell out the window, "It's not riced, the exhaust leaks!"

my car has about the same power, from the same amount of cylinders as they have, but with a little more displacement as they have added together

i'll most likely get the last laugh

I hope who ever drew that picture is dead

Me

>low powered shitbox
>alphas

fucking kek bahahahahahahahhaah

...

>rev my ecoboost
I can't believe no one said that
>what, no one around here has an ecoboost?

I honestly wouldn't be able to hear them over the noise violation that my car is right now.

I ask them if they know how to launch. Then throw my Tercel into 4WD and burn all four wheels as they turn into instant BETAs

I've met him too. I work for Gulf News and there was a Porsche Cayman launch in the Yas Marina circuit and this guy came in his Jaguar XJK.

Toss a sticky bomb out the window and gun it.

Mah nigga

I actually thought about the hilarity of removing that rear lip on our car and welding in a tow hitch. Shit would be goddamn hilarious.

Slow to a stop in front of them and then roast my tires until they die from rubber particles clogging their windpipes.

Soooooo you have a 4 liter 4 cyl?

Roll coal on them. Welcome to murica, faggots.

Pedal faster

>drives toyota
>alpfa

>Alpha
>Laughing at people

Pick one and only one.

Do a hektik skid uleh

something along the lines of this

laugh because my car is superior

I would ask them why their cars can't keep up with an 18 year old civic

Ask Pajeet if him and his lover want to race

>Implying I'd hear them over my exhaust

race them with my civic

Because 90s cars are faster than modern cars? What kind of question is that?

Tell them they need to add camber to the front tires for better front end grip

laugh because my honda civic is faster

>what do
ask them if they make those cars for men.

Ask them what kind of milage they get in their TCs. Then speed off in my sti.

2016 toyobaru still gets btfo by anything.

Even a 10 year old Mazdaspeed 6 will blow its doors off

catless turboback with a token "muffler" so i redline first gear and give them and myself tinnitus

look at those manlets and laugh

Tell them a Carmy is faster than their boyracer toys are.

Hang my head in shame knowing my Miata can't compete.

Kek
>Wave at them
>Laugh internally
>They don't know I also have a naturally aspirated high performance flat four powered shit box
>This time with superior AWD
>I rev my engine to redline
>They're in awe of my modified air box
>My rusted out exhaust note pierces the night
>Dump clutch just as I reach redline
>Rear differential explodes
>Fragments puncture gas tank
>Gas leaks on exhaust and ignites
>Car burns to the ground
>I ask if they can bro me and give me a ride
>They do
>They crash tougeing on the way
>We all die

>Even a 10 year old Mazdaspeed 6 will blow its doors off
At the lights, certainly.

The MS6 wasn't exactly slow to begin with. And it was a bit of a sleeper; you wouldn't be able to pick it out as a sport sedan like you could an Evo or STi.

Shoot dem... with my water gun.

Smile sympathetically at them and reflect on the fact that that I don't associate my self worth and happiness with a soon to be outdated lump of metal.

>rev engine
>drive away as their pants get more and more soiled

gotta love that VQ

Why would they be laughing? I've got a better car.

smoke them with my minivan

>Point ass end of car in their direction
>Anti-lag engaged
>Provide faggots with lifelong tinnitus

Do a handbrake turn and watch their panties fly off. Is there any other answer?

Tell them they have cute cars and do a dank wheelie on the way out.

Ignore them and keep worrying whether the garage will be able to repair my 1.6 econobox turned rally car before the rally nex week.

Drop a gear and let my turbos spool, then let off for PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH

or just stuff the gas of my mustang and let them feel muh v8

hahahaha this is what GT86 owners actually believe while a minivan pulls on them.

Apparently I can't go one day without doing this and seeing them.

Challenge them to a drag race as my wife's minivan is faster

>Undercover carpark

Go around the car park, stop in front of them, roll down window, rev, wink and drive off.

>Distant laughter as you hit a support beam

...This....isn't even close to factual.
2/3rds of the stats are literally just wrong or made up lol

Genuinely kekd