Meet girl who is smart, funny, petite, cute, flirty, and hardworking

>meet girl who is smart, funny, petite, cute, flirty, and hardworking
>she drives a pt cruiser
>tfw

well, on to the next one I guess

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That's pretty low man

>OP lost to a turbo PT driven by a woman

>girl who is smart, funny, petite, cute, flirty, and hardworking

pick 2 at the most

she may not be >over150iq type smart but she's still smart, in college
has two jobs and college so she's def hardworking
petite and flirty are obvious, can't argue she's not
funny and cute are subjective but she is to me :^)

no u

I was fucking my neighbor that has 2 jobs and goes to college. She also had a kid at 16, smokes, and drinks, and parties often. Kid doesnt even know how to speak a word at 3years old. She is super fucking hot though.

that's some weapon grade autism user

>>girl who is smart, funny, petite, cute, flirty, and hardworking
Ex checked 4 of those.
>Smart
>Petite
>Cute
>Hardworking

Unfortunately her lack of humor killed me. Always so god damn serious. It never went away.
>Squirrel ran out in front of me
>Attempted to swerve
>Thud, thud
>I looked at her and said 10 points
>Not even a smirk out of her

>no kids
>doesn't smoke
>probably drinks but she doesn't come across as a partier, probably because she doesn't have the time
>no kids

has a dog tho

check'd

morbid humor isn't for everyone user

This amuses me, because the company whore at work used to drive a PT Cruiser. Had no idea what "routine maintenance" was, and finally drove the bastard into the scrap yard.

Take pride in the PT

i dont think ive ever experienced flirting

Another with the man himself.

She's a thing of beauty.

Another one.

what's it like to meet a girl who's interested in you

I think it's when the conversation flows easily, there's plenty of laughter, smiling, and eye contact, a bit of sass and teasing, definite chemistry, and you're getting to know each other the whole time.

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it's aight

This reminds me of the Chevy SSR. Why didn't the SSR sell?

thanks for posting my least favorite car in the entire fucking world. not even a trigger warning...

FUCK I HATE THE SSR

Petite and smart and hardworking
Smart and Hardworking are the same so I still only picked 2

>FUCK I HATE THE SSR
But why?

>FR
>V8
>tray to haul shit in

It's like a retro-styled ute. I thought Americans loved the idea of a sports truck.

You are a dumbass. You get with her, and teach her that pt cruisers are shit, and get her to buy something decent, then you have a perfect girl.

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>Not making your PT Loser a PT Booster

Was the biggest complaint about the PT Cruiser how unreliable it was or that it wasn't a sports car?

It's just fucking ugly. Looks like something the high school lacrosse couch would drive around with a Sublime CD stuck in it

>Goes so fast so no one can see you driving it.

>get with her

were it so easy ;_;

max par

>missing out on a good opportunity because you have severe autism
Life's just not fair, huh sport?

>were it so easy ;_;

You said she's flirty, just go for it you homo. Fuck her in the back of the PT cruiser.

kek I remember you from a thread a while ago talking about her. iirc that was your first date or some shit. Not surprised it didn't work out, but that story will always amuse me.

Also, I drove a PT cruiser for 2 years, but now I don't and I'm just as unattractive. Any loser retarded enough to date me then and stick with me until now would then have a SO with no PT Cruiser. Loser.

>meet nobody, ever

just because she's flirty doesn't mean she's down user. a lot of girls are that way for the attention

I've only known her for a few weeks and don't see her often

besides, she drives a pt cruiser :^)

i don't have autism friendo

>carat nose meme

kys anytime

>:^)
>i don't have autism

Overpriced and marketed as a "collector" item from the factory. It wasn't designed to be driven.

shit engine, no power.

honestly if you're so triggered by a simple emoticon face you're prob the ones with autism :^)

>has a dog tho

KNOTTED

Would you drive this car around with the top down for an entire day for $500?

>just because she's flirty doesn't mean she's down user. a lot of girls are that way for the attention

Doesn't mean you shouldn't try either you autist. Flirting is fun anyway, so there is basically nothing to lose, apart from.the possibility of being seen in a PT cruiser.

>get talking to gurl about car
>'oh me and my boyfriend go x every weekend its so fun haha'
>my dick when

yeah and risk getting reported for sexual harassment or some shit. I work with her m8

do all girls fuck their dogs?

>yeah and risk getting reported for sexual harassment or some shit. I work with her m8

Still worth it. Just give her the old sexual innuendo.

>do all girls fuck their dogs?

Probably.

>lying on the internet

You don't talk to girls.

I did at my job interview

>Just give her the old sexual innuendo.

Veeky Forums - come for the memes, stay for the sexual harrassment

>job

Top kek

>mfw someone a block away from me has one of these
>MFW WE'RE IN EUROPE
some fucking people

>Ex has 97 Toyota Camry
>Nothing wrong with it
>300k miles
>Wrecks it
>Leases a fucking Kia Soul
>returns it because she cant learn to drive manual
>Gets HHR

I'm glad she broke up with me before this went down

You don't live a couple clicks north of Amsterdam do you?
Is it black or red?

I recall one in my neigbourhood that's either red or black, iirc.

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