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M A N D A L O R E
A D M I N

The Great Debate

strawpoll.me/11359199

>admins listening to a strawpoll
never ever

I say go for it just to fuck with pain and make memebones jerk himself off

5 in favor of Mandalore being admin, 3 against.
I look forward to having him join our team.

doesn't he have to apply for adminship first anyway?

With a strawpoll consensus from the thread, as well.

Yes is the meme option.

>making someone an admin who didn't even apply
It's a madhouse

is pop down yet?

nope, tell me when it hits sub 40

It hit sub 40.

Remember: They can't commit the harms if they don't have any arms

>tfw no feminine robo doggos

>tfw no masculine robo doggos

WHO CARES COUNTS AS CONSENT
NEARLY 80% APPROVAL

but we literally have a retarded meme sprite for combat borgs

not masculine enough

So what do you code monkeys have in store for us in the future?

Pomf responsibly tripfags, but she's no namefag.

>implying

What the fuck is that picture

That's hilarious.

64x64, Celt is porting hypothermia to Eros, Dylan is using his CM coder title to port ancient spitters to Veeky Forums, Clusterfack is removing macros and hotkey mode and lastly we're removing MoMMI dancing.

>bladewolf is not masculine
wow
fag

*Pic related for the trip.

Ya got 'im, detective.

Huh, so that's what brig bellies are.

>RED's belly has a small switch labelled "interior cleaning and waste processing"
What server will let me keep a trap slave?

Someone tearing apart a power supply.
Which is a really dumb idea, the capacitors in there carry enough charge to kill you.
But it's even stupider to do it without removing the PSU from the chassis.

pomf is already onboard

>and lastly we're removing MoMMI dancing.

At long last.
We've really been needing to stunt what little fun those metal spiders had left in their autism spectrum bound lives.

Has anyone thought of any uses for the Passive Gate yet? It's such a weird device for piping in our atmopherics, I really can't think of anywhere it would be useful.

Are you daft?

Do you know what it does? In every application I can think of, a gas pump or just a valve would be better.

I want to kidnap Felicity from her precious brig and break her by applying stun baton to pussy!

It's straight-up a gas pump but better.
You know when people do a retard supermanifold of gas pumps to pressurize Distro? I don't have the heart to tell them.

...

But if you want to overpressurize distro you can use a volume pump and reach above 4500. I thought about using it for distro but I don't know much about flowrates of the devices.
It's not the same as a gas pump exactly though, it's a mix of a valve and pump, it will attempt to equalize pressure between the pipes slowly, od to your set pressure.

>arrest sue
>get bwoinked
really makes your noggin going...

More ways to break out of prison when

I want to kidnap Sue from her precious theatre and force-feed her by applying bananas to her every hole!

Who said overpressurizing?
It has infinite flowrate, by the way.

When you stop being a greyshit

That's kinda hot.

All this waifu posting is a joke, right?
You don't actually feel attraction to someone's shitty OC 32x32 sprite, right?

i need tips for playing AI

its the same like 6 people shitposting just ignore them

>Want to get a drink from the bar for tests
>Get the bar chem stuff
>Bartend leaves and never comes back
>Work the bar the rest of the shift filling all but one order because he left too soon
Pretty comfy

The only good tip to playing AI is don't try too hard.

Nobody enjoys an overbearing AI.

Also, hotkeys on doors.

It's a vocal minority of circlejerkers.
Please do report and ignore them.

i've only seen my waifu once and it was when i was a borer

i'm sorry, user.

a lot of anons already fell for waifus, some even did relationships over the internet. those are the kind of anons that has autism and must feel they are accomplishing something through a multiplayer game that simulates real life in space

When I tested it it didn't seem to be instant like a valve. I'll try it again some time, but I feel like a valve and the AAC completes the same thing and allows for panic flooding distro. Grow weed and chilis, steal the O2 kit from the execution room. Isolate 30u kelo and 30u bicard, a 30u capsicum and break the windows. Inject the inaprov at the start and eat dex once you get back on station.

What's her name?

Fuck after that last round I am officially butt blasted with sec
>Be roboticist
>Create dozens of MMI's, and bodies to put them in.
>Decide to give it a go and me a medical roboticist for a round using my mech.
>Doing pretty good saving people for dying and getting sick using my sleeper
>Nearly got a vampire as well
>Cue escape shuttle
>Borging intensifies
>cutting open dead man on floor with switch army scalpal
>Officer walks in for no reason
>accidently cut his knee
>Borging stops
>Brigged for rest of round cause officer has a boo boo, while hundreds are lying dead
>mfw

Fuck Sec man, they never get you shit that you want for beepskies or ED's. They are always oblivious to the crime around them. AND THEY TOOK AWAY MY BORGING FUN.

Just in case if you want to survive Zaniness, get one of the lockers, bust the last window before giving the grille one last hit, and hide inside the locker like Indiana Jones did with the fridge, and then bolt out of there when it calms its hardcore ass down.

i don't remember and that's the real tragedy

Literally all you need to do is speak to the AI privately and ask one of its borgs to sneak you out in a body bag or locker.

Fun tip for being locked in the slammer: unless if it's been changed, you can shatter the light bulb with your shoes, use bulb to break the windows, and you should be able to do the rest on your own to get out of the brig cells.

Try it degenerate, see what happens

Locker is the best, or you just stand on the tile diagonally next to the break. You'll get sucked HARD out the window and you might slam and freeze if you don't pills before you break it. (I did this a few times I felt stupid)

I've done it tons of times with variations when the warden fucks off like a lazy asshole.

It's piss easy, you ain't shit.

>vampire rounds

more like shitter safari. when will they get a update so they can actually be good? blood cost was a mistake

Watch out if Yred is AI and saw you even punch someone he will never let you out and lock you in perma forever.

Vampires are the most retardedly overpowered antag in the game right now, even stronger than wizards.
What you got there was one retard fluking and turning the round into extended, this happens in EVERY gamemode. Except autotator. And you dipshits voted for no autotator enabled on the background.

most retarded 'normal antag'

For abnormal, there's still cult and especially blob.

unless they get fucked over by a retarded minion
>t. accidental retarded minion last round, got BWOINK for it
was genuine mistake though

I want Ramona Gret to sit on me!

Can anyone tell me why Goonstation is supposed to be shit?

I want greytiding to be legal

Just don't get caught.

Holy shit that last round was comfy.

>Join Chaplain on his Vamp hunt in the maint tunnels.
>Never stop playing Ghostbusters on my Harmonica.
>Find blood that leads to a door.
>Oh, just an atmos tech doing stuff.
>Door has no safety on it.
>Chaplain gets crushed by the door.
>Open door, try to pull him out.
>Fail.
>Repeatedly.
>All the while he's screaming and ghostbusters just keeps bustin' out of my harmonica.
>Eventually get his ass out and to Medbay.

>Later me and another engineer go hunting for the vampire in the maint tunnels.
>Eventually decide to quit and go to the bar.
>Happen across the Cargo tunnel and holy fuck there's a vampire there!
>Watch as security beats the shit out of it.
>But we were there, so by default we helped.

>Go to the bar.
>Take credit for vampire kill.
>Drink heavily.
>Have a good time.

aren't vox as captains banned
I thought they couldn't get any head role
for obvious fuckign reasons

>mfw make the crew think it's ops because of RNG

nope.

>rounds that are basically shorter than the restart and lobby timer

We can't compete with SA.
Also goons are snooty.

the only thing setting race apart is who plays them.

It's not, though. Only thing I can think of is not liking the playstyle (read: Low to Nonexistent RP, people talking ooc ingame) and

>lightly greytide the warden
>he starts crying

D-do I hug him or something?

There was a lot of hate for the 'muh secret club' mentality before the code leak.

please convince me not to start playing again

'who'

Which waifu should I stalk

_______me____

Gold slime (412)

Okay

There's been an influx of new players and annoying faggy 'waifus' who shit up the game and thread. You're better off without it.

And what reasons would that be?
Why wouldn't NT put birbs on head positions for a lower pay than humans?

accurate as fuck desu