Do you mind if I air my feet out on your genuine leather seat user? They're a bit sweaty from walking all day

>Do you mind if I air my feet out on your genuine leather seat user? They're a bit sweaty from walking all day

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>letting a woman get her sweaty feet on my genuine honda seat covers available at oriellys.


REEEEEEEEEE NO

Can you air out your vag on my seats too? Thanks

>tfw get a blowjob in the car and some cum spills on the seat.

no, just put them on my face, it's alright i drive better like this.

>not wanting your GF to be as comfy as possible in your car

It's like you guys don't even care about her

>Implying i actually love my gf. Not just using her for the putang

>A girl
>In my car

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

The general rules I give my first time passengers and existing ones.
>no eating
>no drinking*
>you fart, our relationship ends
>if you have a kid, he can touch anything but if he dare try to bite or destroy anything, I'll seriously pull the parent(s) and the kid out and leave them alone on the road
*does not apply to pregnant woman
Otherwise anyone have full freedom in my car. You can have your own music played, temp set, etc.
Even though my dad helped me buy the car, I don't let him eat or drink either and he doesn't because he knows.

I don't care of I get called an asshole or such, I only care about the cleanliness in my car.

>rules

Stopped reading there

you're literally more autistic than gosling's driver

underrated post

I tickled a girls feet until she squirted. Some are into weird stuff.

This is why 95% of this website has never been laid.

>If you're not a complete pushover then you'll never get laid

It's actually quite the opposite, bitches are into men they can't control

feet are the most pleb tier of all fetishes

You should feel ashamed OP.

>not understanding how greentexting works
/pol/ lied to you /r9k/. Most woman actually hate asshole men. You should really try to get out there and offer them some respect.

>You should really try to get out there and offer them some respect.

Top cuck, enjoy your cheating whore that leaves for a "bad boy"

>actually having this shit fetish

>cuck
/pol/ shitposter confirmed. Good luck attracting all that pussy with those funny nazi memes.

you're both faggots, i think you would realize by now different women have different preference.

>Implyin I actually want a gf in this day and age

Enjoy getting raped in prison when she decides you're not pretty enough anymore

Women have the preferences that MSM tells them they have, with few exceptions

I never did say 'all women'.
Just most.

>unironically living your life through Veeky Forums memes
Have fun dying alone.

>Unironically having a gf when you can go to jail on her whim

Have fun in prison and/or dying broke and alone anyway

>he just keeps spewing the same meme
Congrats on being every /pol/ poster ever.

>Can't actually refute the memes
>HURR GB2POL

>>>/9gag/

>until she pissed herself
ftfy

>post nothing but memes from /pol/
>"Uh yeah dude, I don't even go to /pol/. You're just mad. :^)"

basically every relationship i'v had

>Make claim about how women think
>FUKKIN POL U RETARD WOMEN ARE PRECIOUS CREATURES
>Point out you're a retard
>OMG HOW CAN YOU EVEN GB2POL

Comfirmed mad as fuck

"Air them out on the pavement if you need to. You're walking, bitch"

Yes. If you don't like it, you can walk.

This car is my sanctuary and don't you ever forgett that, bitch. I poured my BLOOD, SWEET, and TEARS into this car along with the finest royal purple motor oil. And you expect me to just bend over and let you ruin it with your "precious widdle footsies"? Get out you whore of Babylon. This Civic is for classy ladies only.

The fact that you claimed that all women think a certain way alone is enough to suspect you go to /pol/. Calling you out for your 'alpha wedpill' memes is completely called for. You're going to reply to this with something autistic that completely lacks originality, I know. This is the last reply you get from me though.

>civic
Made me laugh, user.

>Most = all
Reading comprehension nigger
>alpha redpill
When did I use either term? Protip: I didn't
>Autstic
Cool /v/ memes bro, or as you would say it GB2/v/
>Last reply
Good to know you know you're wrong and back out in the face of a superior argument

If you cared about your gf you'd yell at her to put her seatbelt back on. It's touge time.

Stop reading "game" books and shared Facebook posts and try actually getting a bitch. An assertive nice guy fucks them up so much that they'll fall into your lap.

>Actually thinking anyone reads game books or browses facebook

I can understand this if you own a semi-expensive new car, if you drive a 90s ricer and act like this you should kys

Judging by the images you're posting i'd say facebook would be a step up for you

>Been here 15 minutes, cannot into classic memes
>Gets mad when people calls him out

If you don't have fb you either have no puss or you're one of those cucks with the same ass bitch from high school for eight years running. Being that you are on 4chin, I presume the former.

youtube.com/watch?v=9hbHs9z8y4M
>yfw carflip

>Actually having a gf and not just using whores

Much cheaper, no commitment, no drama, zero risk of going to prison for "rape" or "abuse"

>having to buy hookers
>exposing yourself to STDs
What a loser. lol

...

>What are condoms

What is this, 1870?

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>Using street corner hos and not a high class girl

Serves you right nigger

>hookers
>high class women
now its obvious you are just shitposting

>There is literally no difference between a call girl and a streetwalker

You clearly have no concept of how hookers work

>associating with 3DPD
Who the fuck are you people and why are you on Veeky Forums

Call them what you want, they're still gutter filth.

>a $20,000 a night executive prostitute is the same thing as a $5 gob downtown
Suuuure
Next you're gonna tell me cocaine is the same thing as flakka.

>drinking someone's pee isn't as bad as eating their shit
It's still nasty as fuck you mofo.

God fucking dammit i want these robots out of my o

There is literally no difference between fucking your gf and fucking a hooker, except the latter is significantly cheaper, won't expect you to "compromise" on everything and won't take you to court if she decides you weren't good in bed

What the fuck are you on about with this "rape" and "abuse" shit? I'm not even gonna lie, I haven't had shit tons of girl friends, and the breakups were always shitty, but never have I been in danger of an ex alleging that I raped them or abused them. Don't date hoodrats and its a non issue. Are you also never going to have kids because of the " she uses me to have a kid and now gets beaucoup child support" meme?

>being this emotionally hollow
It's like you aren't even human.

>but never have I been in danger of an ex alleging that I raped them or abused them.
You were always in danger, you just got lucky. A mate of mine was held for 30 days pending a court case when his ex decided he raped her
>Are you also never going to have kids because of the " she uses me to have a kid and now gets beaucoup child support" meme?
I have no intention of raising kids in a world where I can't have control over their lives.
>Homeschool them
>>Abuse
>Don't send them to the LGBTQARSTurbo museum
>>Abuse
>Slap them for stealing shit
>>Abuse

Both are games where the only winning move is not to play

not at all.

i smoke in here, can't get much worse than that

>If you aren't a bleeding heart pussy then you're not human

t.numale faggot

if it has genuine leather seats. heck, if it has leather seats at all, it probably isn't my car

>dating shitty women
>expecting them to not do shitty things
Sorry you and your friends can only reach the low hanging fruit. Also, you should really stop browsing /pol/. It's making you really unlikable as a person.

That's what happens when you let women vote and get control of the legal system.

This.

Leather is shit-tier.

What if immaculate 90s car?

You're getting your shit kicked out of the car if you ruin muh leather, even though it's a 91 3 series.

>Shitty women
>Implying there's women left that aren't shitty
BUT IF YOU LOOK EVERYWHERE AND SPEND 40 YEARS IN SHITTY RELATIONSHIPS THEN YOU'LL FIND THE ONE LIKE IN ALL MY ROM COMS

Really, the last thing I care about is being "likable" if it puts everything I hold dear on the line constantly

>m-muh Civic's cloth seats are amazing

Only thing shit tier is your paycheck, faggot.

>spends the entirety of his life shitposting on an anime image board
>thinks he knows anything about the millions of women outside
But they are, you imbecile.

>spends entirety of life as a normie, oblivious to the truth
>thinks millions of people act and think differently
Guise the world is great if you just ignore the news and all the problems and keep your head in the sand like me

>100+ degrees outside here in Texas
>wear shorts
>legs stick to my "precious" leather seats
Sounds really comfortable.

>Living in Texas

That's where you made a crucial mistake.

I'm a Veeky Forums user, it's a requirement.

>"My way of thinking is superior and exclusive. Normies all think and feel the same way."
This is coming from somebody who defends his beliefs with memes. This inherently means that your entire ideology is just copied from shit you read somewhere.

>Statistics are memes

Want me to start spamming false rape claim and divorce statistics? Cause I've got a folder 400 images strong

Or if you prefer, I won't, and you can continue living as a slave

Glory to the touge gods.

>This inherently means that your entire ideology is just copied from shit you read somewhere.
So...like every ideology?

>I've got folders full of info graphics that other people made and they're ALWAYS right because everyone knows the best way to spread legitimate information is by putting it into a poorly organized picture format and spamming it on image boards.

Yeah, I think we are ok without your spergfest of pic posting

Shhhh leave the numale's narrative alone, it's all he has left after Harambe.

>Can't refute the poorly organized pictures
>Literally cannot make a counterargument without resorting to ad hominum

If it's all so stupid and shit, why can't you form an argument that isn't UR DUM?

ffs leave the house you absolute tosser

>More ad hominum
>More bitter resentment towards those with more completely formed ideals

Pic related, me right now

kek jokes on me i suppose

Yep, get woke nigga

Kekaroo

>Not living in Texas
>Being happy

Pick one.

>Live in the Netherlands
>Be happy

Pick both

Can you just wait 'till we get home? I don't wanna smell that.

>Live in holland
>Cycle because cars are racist

Why don't you just stick your feet under the foot vents?

are you even house trained?

Everyone here can tell you are a teenager. Your views will change when you get older unless you suffer from some sort of mental deficiency.

>If you don't subscribe to my beliefs you're literally retarded

You're the one that sounds like a teenager mate

Joke's on you, we have classic cars without rust. Bam. Texas Stronk

Why would you reply to somebody who posts meme faces?

Because he's a 15 year old arguing with the a 14 year old

>Umaru

Literally the worst anime of the last 10 years

>getting a handjob in the car
>precum on my leather seats
>never 100% clean before next scheduled handjob