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i got a even weirder story because falcunt and cbf tripping

>be at mates 21st at the river down from my place
>having a mad party drinking and shit
>be like 11pm+
>suddenly all the blokes except for me get fucking naked and run into the river
>start sitting their dicks on eachothers shoulders and weird shit
i nope the fuck out and get in the car and drive home
????

Seriously that shit was GAY

only bloke there that wasnt was me mate with his gf.

He lives in darwin bashing coons for work now the madman

Done this a few times while alone and bushwalking

Just so happened that a roo/wallaby was nearby and I didn't care

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What the fuck. Why am I turned on by this

i fap into pringle cans

How to Pringle's
Step 1, Cut off the bottom of the can and empty it of pringles
Step 2, Fill can with jelly, cold water jelly is best
Step 3, Let it set
Step 4, put a pen sized hole in the foil
Step 5, shove your dick through and fuck some jelly
It's very good, once you pop you can't stop

How do you stop the jelly from falling out the other side m8

anyone know any good sites to get nice swimsuits and sexy clothing and stuff that are sent to my house discreetly ? and not going to cost a fuck tonne

Fuck off poof, move out of your mums grannyflat

rude

God I need to replace the beast
...or put a supercharger on it as one guy said

Sell it to some gook granny for 5k and buy a commie m8

Its 6am time to wake up neets

Almost forgot that you wagies have to be up at this time and ready to work.

Just got back from my morning jog, looking forward to having a nice brekky then tinkering with my VL and maybe going for a drive if I get enough done

Would an auto to manual tranny swap require a mod plate?

Someone has to pay for your dole.

What do you get given a week? My nate gets 220 a fortnight and all he can afford is pot and darts

shut up nigger i was awake from 2-5am playing no mans sky go fap a gay frapachino mate

What state?

Someone tell the coconut to have a look at this on the Facey;

>/J.Spec.Imports.Worldwide/posts/554954904696377

I'm not even sure they have transmission type on file

Some gook or paki will buy it

Old Greek cunts love them too

Rear windows

Going 40km in a 80zone

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What are RX8s like? Just want a cheap rotary.

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Lol

nowhere near as good as the FDs
had a few people I know buy/ test drive them and said they were sluggish

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Just read guides for the first time. There are some spelling mistakes and the picture of the VT commodore is a series one with the holden 5l v8, not the series 2 with the 5.7 ls1

>this happened in 2006
>I was there
>I am in this photo

They're a good car, just not quick and they're expensive to make them go quick. Also not good on fuel.

At least they handle well, are well built and are reliable

Thanks m8s, thats what I thought.

>also in this one

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can I join this thread?

NZ is gay.

>Went in this car - belonged to a good friend of mine

Sure. Happy to have you

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Is it cold as fuck there?

What cars do you own?

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What?

>no bitching, no cock measuring, no bank account comparison?

Why did I move to NZ.

nah man, it's alright, I'm not from here, so it's warmer that where I come from. I like a bit of cold.

Have an Evo 5, Pajero 4m40T and a mondeo.....

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What am I looking at?

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Dream woman

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>What cars do you own?
According to my cousin down in Kiwi it's like being trapped in a 90s/early 2000s time bubble.

Sounds like a dream

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yeah except every decent car from the era in good condition goes for stupid money thanks to trademe.

11k for a starlet gt turbo.

But is that NZ money or real money?

well its nz money.... so you decide.

where I come from they go for 2-3 grand.

That's rough. Where do you come from?

What do dirty nissan go for?

The land of guinness

depends on model. s13 probably about 3k for an average one. GBP.

I'm all about filthy RBs, but s13s in SA are being hit with either P plater tax for 5k Na or 4.5+ for a ok turbo one

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I picked up an r33 with a 2 way and a shit load of other stuff for 2800, wasn't the greatest, but all sold for 5k in parts.

sold an S13 convertible for 12k in ACT
another less mint S13 for 4.7k, also in ACT

you're off by a bit mate

you're off by about 13000 miles.

I'm talking about uk prices.

you're in the wrong thread then

After currency exchange that's probably about as much as I paid for mine, paint is fucked and the engine leaks from somewhere but I drives well and is in pretty decent nick

they said I was welcome, but ok.

are we not full?

im in nz. it's only me and some chinks here.

NZs just the 7th state

Why is she so pure?

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New tyres maybe? Gotta remember Commos are pretty boaty in general.

And yeah, a new car will always be different. Especially coming from something that's 30 years old at this point. New cars just feel really different, in every aspect now.

Drove a 2006 Mazda 3 a week or so ago and that would have been the only thing that came remotely close to the Twin Cam Seca in terms of how it drives. The steering was quite firm with good feedback, a lot of response, very easy to
"point" in a direction, felt really light, accelerator was tight and just needed a little squeeze to get the car moving. Most cars these days seem to be all floaty and the pedals (aside from the brake) seem to have miles of travel.

>Now having memories of when I was a little kid (pre-puberty) at a mates house
>11 o'clock at night and his parents were out, me and him both ran around the house naked while his older and younger sisters watched and laughed at us
>We chased his younger sister around holding our penises out in front of us trying to tag her with them

Oh god, I'm fucking cringing right now.

>He lives in darwin bashing coons for work now the madman

Wut. What does he actually do?

go back to /tv/

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It's got great tyres already, but they're 225s and 16s only
I like having joocy tyre profile but it could definitely go with wider tyres and that would mean 17s probably
I'm hoping it'd make the steering a bit heavier too, right now i'm not sure if it's too disconnected by design or too light but it doesn't really inspire confidence

It"s just a lack of knowledge that I miss, wanted to cleanly install a dashcam and spent ages trying to get lower dash parts out and searching for a good harness while it'd take 2 seconds on the volvo or jag

I drove one of those mazda 3s (or maybe the next gen, idk) and it was pretty great, only problems were a complete lack of rear visibility and tyres too skinny for fast driving

I'm getting to the point where I'm beginning to turn my daily into something non-daily. I'm looking at a track car which I can flog the shit out of without worrying about the consequences.

I've been interested in a Supra, anybody here own one? Would you dream of having something else? Does anybody have any other suggestions?

I've driven so many R33's, R34's and the new GTR's (R35) and whilst they're mindblowingly fast, they're.. boring? Maybe having access to them frequently has killed my interest.

There's a gent with a Royal Sapphire Pearl RZ, in Australia somewhere. Never shows up in /dat/ though. Might be able to catch him in a "Post a Picture of Your Car" thread at some point.

Dunno if I'd buy an RZ Supra for track work these days m80, they're starting to get a little too valuable to trash.

Wtf I hate early morning driving now.

>not having your highbeams on
m8

I never know when is an acceptable distance to use highbeams when following some cunt.

well you can see how far up it lights up ahead of you when they're on

if the highbeams reach the car ahead of you, turn them off, if there's still a bit of darkness then keep them on

just make sure if you catch up or there's an oncoming car, turn them off

Well I'm retarded, never thought of it like that, I just noticed some people can have them on a kilometre behind you and nearly blind you still, might be people using high tier globes or something.

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Looks smick as.