The fastest man on the planet drives a GTR, why don't you Veeky Forums?

It's my meme, Don't steal it.

Since I am not the fastest man on the planet, I need a faster car so I can beat him.

Does he buy whatever the benchracers deem fastest just to keep with the trend?

>"I'm the fastest man in the world, and this is the fastest production car in the world. Check the laptimes."

>fastest man on the planet can't afford a faster car.

kek

>Faster car
>Posts a car which can't even complete a lap

#btfo

Are you trying to start a fight.

What?

>front plate
scusting

Lol slower than a z06

Since I am not the fastest man on the planet, I need a faster car so I can beat him.

Seems his daily is an M3 but that was before he got crazy rich after London.

>fake lap times

Goddammit don't you ruin a normal thread.

this triggered them LOL

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

I'm worse because i'm 24 and i have had a job before, problem is, i was fired back in february... last year, and haven't looked for another job since, and i don't know about your country but here it's very common for managers to ask job applicants these two things:

>1_WHEN you left you previous job?
>2_WHY you left?
>3_WHAT have you been doing since you left your last job?

If i say i left one and a half year ago, was fired because i skipped work for an entire week and did all i have been doing since then was playing videogames and masturbate to hentai i'm screwed.
Nobody's going to hire me.

I don't know what to do. My friends told me to lie in the interviews but if the manager thinks i'm making shit up it can be easily checked.

he's the fastest man in the world, and you are the most jealous man in the world

ayy lmao

>these two things
i meant three, sorry

>The Verdict; Chevrolet Corvette Stingray Z06 is noticeably faster in this story I made up
Keep bragging about egg and spoon races tho

not even mad friend

>still slower than a bac mono
Snek fags btfo
Will chevy ever win races without creating fake lap times?

>no proof

>this assmad I reminded them

what the fuck is an egg and spoon race?
All the laptimes are verifiable
stay analmad

GTR #BTFO

>tomorrow

If there was one word to blame for your failure, it'd be that.

>still posting fake lap times as if they're valid
Gm fangirls everyone

>yfw Usain Bolt has a BAC MONO for a daily driver just to be the fastest

>mfw I returned 5 minutes after posting this

>literally trying to """"""""troll"""""""""" away his asspain

poor gtr rip :(

>literally posting fake lap times because the corvette can't compete

>mfw a broken fwd nissan gtr laps 30 seconds faster than a full on race trim z06 with non-production engine
ROFLMAO

I feel you, I've applied for hundreds of jobs but only been on one interview and it was a fucking dream job, grocery delivery to supermarkets, the guy who held the interview seemed to like me so he called me up later that day and told me it was between me and one other guy but he had more experience with delivery.
Also my education is in trade so I'm pretty much only qualified to work in a store which any idiot can do so I'm competing against everyone and I'm not really that charismatic.

Worst of all my boomer parents are asking me constantly why I haven't gotten a job yet when in their day they could just walk into any random office and get one.

>Will chevy ever win races without creating fake lap times?
Never. They won't recover after this!
>All the laptimes are verifiable
Literally citation needed.
>inb4 text in GM-Trend magazine "it happened because we said so!"

BTFO

THERE IS NO RECOVERY
GM BTFO

B
T
F
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BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
I was up to my third pair of surgical side implants after GM was blown the fuck out by the R35, M4 and Snek, but now I'll need a fourth pair...

Is nitrous the equivalent of automotive PED?

>yfw the fangirl disappears without a trace when asked for proof
Looks like suicide watch didn't work :(

all it takes is one post to trigger them ;)

>still cannot handle the fact that the GTR gets BTFO for half price
>literally raging for years about this fact

TOP L :^)

had to skip over your post to look away from that ugly shemale you posted.
try again

>citation needed

google.com

>this mad my undefeated shitposting record is still intact

take a number Lol

>the corvette literally cannot beat the gtr

itt: gtrfangirls throw a tism tantrum

>still cannot handle the fact that the GTR gets BTFO for half price
but it doesnt?? its barely faster than a gayman for crying out loud

>had to skip over your post to look away
because you cant deal with a race trim z06 being 30 seconds slower per lap than a fwd nissan! ROFLMAO!!

>still can't post a citation
Keep fighting the good fight on the egg and spoon department kek

Just say you're currently employed at your last job and don't want them to contact your current employer. Simple as that.

faster to overheat maybe

>Corbette can only beat a glorified VW Beetle
B
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F
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>this thread

kek the amerisharts are still assmad about facts

At least it ends the race faster... Even if it doesn't finish it xD

>faster

you seem mistaken my friend

faster to get cancelled

it is a mistake to drive a corvette indeed

>Since I am not the fastest man on the planet
well duh, the corvette is slow

>I need a faster car so I can beat him.
let me help you

I don't think you understood my post. It ends the race faster... When it crashes out kek

Make up some bullshit they can't check on.

>family member was badly ill or had a babby and I was caring for them
>lol spiritually discovering myself
>tried to write a book/app
>did independent study in some obscure field
>travelled the countryside

>picture of George W Bush
He was out of office before the GTR was released. Nice job showing everyone how "intelligent" you are.

>americans voted for Bush

good job showing the rest of the world how "intelligent" you are

of so you mean dnf'd

kek

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>(100bhp per tonne after just one lap)
GM fangirls won't even defend this atrocity

>Doesn't know how the electoral college works
He lost the popular vote both times.

the best part is that its actually true kek

>americans invade the middle east, south america, ans southeast asia with the intention if "establishing democracy"
>can't even establish it at home

KEK!!!!!

pretty much The only country with a similar political system to us is France. The way our system works, the people vote for the people who vote for president. If it just went by the public vote, Bush never would've been elected. They've been trying for decades to abolish the electoral college to no success.

Never mind PED, why haven't you killed yourself yet? You diesel Fiat cuck

y u mad tho

ok

thanks for the info

keep me posted

Wow I haven't seen gtrfangirls this triggered in a while. What happened?

nice dmg cntrl

user posted special moments

anyways. it looks like Hilary will be our next President considering Trump has been losing a lot of momentum lately. Not really a surprise since every time he opens his mouth, he says something retarded.

Sorry m8
Debunking myths=/="being triggered"
Still waiting on the varification on that verifiable lap time sis.

well, at least the memes are going to be good

bump n lol

Is that P Diddy?

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OMG! IT'S ADORABLE! I want one as a pet!

bump n lol

nothing takes off like GTR.

You guys seem to like the GTR and the vette.
I like those cars too!

Commencing dump.

Do you know that the Super GT GTR is very succesfull in the GT500 class?

And apparently a RWD converted gtr holds the longest drift record.

The only sensible Corvette is the Grand Sport. The Z06 is a try-hard.

That said the C7 is doing pretty well in the long run of the GTE races it participate

And the GT3 version by callaway seems to do decently in europe too.

I agree with that notion. The GS is such a looker!

And I would like to see it race more often against the GT3 GTR.

The nissan seem to sweep the super GT championships too

The GTR also had a GT1 version, with a VQ series V8 race engine.

But it didn't do so well in the end. It was a valiant effort. I would like to see them do a GTE variation of the GTR too.

Also I like the GT300 liveries a lot.

The gtr also had quite some love from tuners. The hks retro livery looks great on the GTR, along with the complimentary aero parts.

And the madman "Smokey" Nagata did some high HP GTRs to boot.

And some swedes chimed in to tune a corvette to 800hp! I like the stock style on this one, and then suddenly, Rear wing!