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First for fuck old people

rip SEF

At least old people are slow and predictable. This latest batch of faggot 15/16 year olds just gas it everywhere they go, including turning in front of me

Here to shit up the new thread already?
Weren't you busy looking for a literbike?

>mechanischen Betrieb
wie soll ich mir das nu vorstellen?

what happened?

brakeline user here.
So...
try swapping myself
>haven't bled brakes before, not much mechanical skill. Patient and quick learner tho. Good learning experience?
pay someone to do it
>am poorfag and neglectful of baiku, they will see. Feels like taking your wife to the hospital with two black eyes. You know people are judging you.

he died, after SEM he was on the way to Norway, and he crashed there and died. instantly, inb4 the eternal bleeding meme

Feinwerkmechanik
Cnc drehen und fräsen und so

Cta is that u?

achso
drück mal was von deinem 800 ausbildungsgehalt ab plos

damn bro that sucks. did he knock himself unconscious and drown in the water or die on impact?

it's easy as piss. all you need is brake fluid, a wrench, and a small piece of tube.

Braid looks pretty gay with that beard

Ich mach da keine Ausbildung, bin nur Praktikant, und es sind leider nur 442

mach ausbildung, im ersten jahr gibts schon 700-900 je nach dem wo du machst
>tfw ich es beinahe auch gemacht hätte
ich hätt mir jeden monat ne neue TT kaufen können lel
no u
don't know that much sadly. or thankfully, i'm not sure.
IIRC his gopro was on his helmet and recovered, I don't know if the faimly ever showed the tape or if it even showed anything. A bunch of anons were at his funereal
tru

>tfw leaving the nub stigma behind tomorrow

Yeah gramps
Looking for one now.

>small piece of tube
For what?
My brakes are spongy now so I need to do a bleed, but to swap lines I need to flush completely right? Until the reservoir is empty? Then pour in new fluid after swapping lines, and bleed again?

Zu spät, hab schon meinen Studiumsplatz

>studieren

Why are you swapping lines?

My current lines are 10 year old OEM rubber lines. New are steel-braided and sexy red.

Have this hard water stain on my rims. What's a good way to remove it?

Just rode KTM 1050 Adventure. Shit was cash. I need to get myself a big bike.

I do have to say the first gear rev limiter is stupidly low and my feet/ass got extremely hot from the exhaust and engine.

Thats not water. It looks like a battery acid stain.

Which user are you?

Been a fairly uneventful riding day here so far.
Lovely weather though.

Highly doubt it is hard water. But if it is, vinegar with microfiber cloth

Looks like a pretty sweet ktm

Transalp

Dudesons?

Rip that poor guy :/ doctors say he died of eternal bleeding

Just noticed the little bag in front of his right leg. Is that to cook your eggs in so you can give your pillion a bowl of eggs?

Im pretty sure he was trown in to that ditch after he was raped

Its probably a piss bag conectes to the rides penis so you can ride and pee at the same time.

Are you another indian user or do you have many helmets?

Dutchfag, no Mikko here boss

POO

Thats the indian user, just dont reply to his post or he will never leave

Not that kind of indian.

Just got the bike back from mechanic
>new chain and sprocket

I think he put it on too tight. It makes a noise in neutral and there is no give at all. It touches the frame and makes a noise in neutral.

Check your manual and adjust the chain appropriately. Also kys for letting other people touch your bike

I have a closet full of helmets and all kinds of gear.

>Not installing your own shit

What a fucking cuckboi

would rather kill myself than let some idiot touch my bike

No bully, pls. First bike.

Thats me pushing against it

Well, install them if you want but steel braided lines are largely a meme. A good flush would be more than enough

>those fat fingers

This is it bros. I have officially found the most riced out busa

providence.craigslist.org/mcy/5704689051.html

Is that a brand new chain? He may have made it a bit tighter than usual in anticipation of the stretching although that isn't something I would personally do. I can almost touch the swing arm with my chain, I prefer to run it a bit loose

I swear it's the camera

Are busas the most abused bikes?

Transalp user!
Need yo know your opinion.
Is the transalp worth it? How do you like it? How many L/100km do you get? How much did you pay for yours and how many km had on the clock?
So many questions... S-sorry.

I would ride that but id be a rolling stereotype

Oh hi there Jamal

I do, oldest one was 67. She was a great fuck actually.

Plus, you get to nut inside without worry.

New chain new sproket.

The chain is scraping along the swingarm near the front sprocket. How can I lift it off in the direction of the arrows ?

Funny. The names parker actually
>tfw yout want a busa but don't want to be the black guy with a busa.

Dude died miles away from home, hopefully he went quick that's fucking horrible.

I figured, but I had an incident the other day that made me want my brakes to be as effective as mechanically possible, was willing to splurge.

On the other hand..I still don't know what exactly I need some spare tube for when I flush my brake fluid. I can do without, yeah? If not, what substitutes can I use for spare tube given that I don't have any?

I'm on a college campus in the mountains so I'm limited on space and supplies.

I'd rather a b-king. Shame they had to cuck it up so much from the original concept

vimeo.com/178060151

My road trip

how many people out there call their suzuki bikes suzy?

just the kissless fags

Sounds p gay.

Its spelled suzi. Thanks.

are you serious

Only partially. I dont call it that but ive had the thought before.

F

baka, you should give it a japanese girls name that starts with S desu, cause its a japanese bike and Suzuki starts with S. thatd be pretty alright.

youtu.be/sIb_rhy3gXA

>keinen gscheiden Job wollen

cool, how come you guys dont ride any fast bikes?

Guys I went from a 125 scoots to my current SV, and now I want a Kawi Z1000, should I do it? Will I burn out on motorcycles too fast if I keep jumping like this?

because we are scared to live and afraid to die

T.hanks Mr 12 yr old

Just buy a wr125 and be done with it

Just bought a Lexmoto Venom. I'm excited to cruise around town with my built in MP3 player blasting Katy Perry.

We /hasbike/ now

Shitbikes are more fun to ride

is this the new meme

All used Z kawis are in shit condition because they're used like gixxers, albeit that mostly applies to the 750

They do have all the /dudebroessentials/ installed, ill give you that, but some are like hardly ridden so how bad can it be?

...

pretend youre a guy from mad max

130k km~
1k euro (bought from dad at 90k km)
18km/l normally (but now its 12km/l, probably because of jet needle wear)

Pros
>extremely reliable
>excellent slow speed maneuvering
>easy to handle
>straight seating position
>some storage space

Cons
>a bit low on power and no 6th gear
>cleaning spokes is a bitch

>km/l
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Do people think Bakuon made part of your bike

More like snoozi

>12km/l
You may as well drive a full size truck.

ssorry user-kun its the way my papa taught me
fuelly.com/motorcycle/honda/transalp_xl650v/2002

hope we can still be friends

I expected sumos to be super tall due to being dirtbikes/dual sports with street tires. I saw a DRZ-400 and it didn't look that tall.

Where can I buy chink gear shift levers? OEM is $40 and this is the second one I've twisted to hell.

I don't think anyone pays attention to the Bakuon sticker, or anything else on novice bikes

>bakuon sticker
>not a full-on itansha
It's like you made one thrust into a girl's vagina and called it a day

>one of the front brakes removed

>implying it's not a way better system than l/100km

>nen job haben wollen
kek

if evens I'll take TT to work tomorrow

im not as young as i used to be

Nearly ran out of fuel once because the fuel efficiency has been gradually deteriorating and the fuel gauge is broken, making things very difficult to predict. Good thing I can ride different bikes in the mean time.