Newest Tesla shitbox does 0-60 in 2.5 secs

>Newest Tesla shitbox does 0-60 in 2.5 secs
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When were you when motor racing dies?
I was at home drinking brain fluid when fred ring
"Tesla killed car racing"
"No"
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>mfw tesla fangirls are the biggest bench racers of all time

I can do 30 launches on one tank of gas, all at the same speed. How any can a Tesla do at that speed? 3. 2 if the pack is going.

How will tesla recover?

Is this the end for them?

>Model X P100D

Who the hell names these cars?

...

I like torque and all but who cares about launching your luxury top of the line technology box and killing the battery after a few tries?

Elon Musk's personal Tesla is modified and it can do 0-60 in 0.9 seconds

>Elon Musk's personal Tesla is modified and it can do 0-60 in 0.9 seconds
bullshit. You need massive fucking slicks for that kind of time.

Tesla confirmed for being a fucking lead block
Li-Ion batteryfaggots BTFO, we coal-diesel nao.

not with electric cars

Unless it has 2000hp no it doesnt
Go away famboy

>mfw this is not photoshopped

Are you fucking retarded haha. If anything electric cars need slicks more.

All that TORQUE AT ZERO RPM and it can't even break 10's... Pathetic

What are you going to do when this comes up and slaps your Tesla's ass?

its not just some car
it's a tesla
its hi tech so it can deal with the power, idiots

ABSOLUTELY BTFO

Turn up my air conditioning, and drive off silently and comfortably while laughing at a Neanderthal and his outdated wagon.

>713lb-ft
>4wd
>still can't crack 10.5 in the 1/4mi

gearing

That is a truck cool guy.

>slow in the 1/4
>gets pigslow after 60mph

Sounds like the worst of both worlds to me.

>gears
It has one set; final drive
In all of his wisdom elon cuck decides to gear it so it does 0-60 really fast instead of focusing on more impressive performance stats like 1/4mi and 50-70

>4800 lbs

jesus fuck

But user going above 60 is usually illegal
Who needs more than 60mph?
Certainly not responsible adults purchasing this family sedan

don't turn it too high user, you'll waste your battery

> Too stupid to realize the irony.

What's it going to take for the rednecks on Veeky Forums to realize their muscle cars have been absolutely cucked at this point?

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How many time can you launch one of these before the battery goes dead or it starts on fire?

A reversal of this lol

>Muscle car
late 60's-early 80's
>Tesla
Thing fucking decade
What do you expect? Id still rather sit in a cuda with a shaker than a 2.5sec electric car.

>Thing
This
Jesus phone fuck you.

Yawn. Billions of dollars and it can't even beat something built by a redneck duke nukem in a garage.

The new battery size is impressive. I think every Tesla driver out there only wants a larger battery for obvious reasons. The speed is a plus, but not something important for Tesla owners. If they wanted to go fast, they could get a Lambo.

How is this even possible? To be fair, the Tesla is RWD while the RR is probably AWD, but still that's crazy

They launch fast but that's literally all they're good at. Next.

>3618 lbs vs 4839 lbs

Inb4 goalposts.

>implying inb4 discounts valid points
>30k vs 140k
Keep up the damage control, cuck.

>LOOK AT HOW FAST THE TESLA DOES 0-60! IT'S A PERFORMANCE CAR!
>okay but how does it do on a track or twisty road?
>WOW IT'S A LUXURY CAR WHO CARES WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT PERFORMANCE SO MUCH

Tesla has superior power to weight ratio
Btfo

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tesla ain't killed shit, 0-60 is one thing but that thing will never get around a track as fast as a real purpose built car.

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Tesla is AWD, Range Rover has a transfer case and 3 locking diffs

The Tesla is AWD if I'm not mistaken

>locking diffs

That would be the actual range rover, not the sport pictured. The sport has some fancy electronic diff shit, though it still uses a traditional transfer case

>what is grip off the line

you redneck cuck you do realize that video is computer generated. baka kys

Tesla Model X: an electric SUV

P100D
P is for PERFORMANCE
100 is the battery capacity (kWH)
D is for Drive. Probably rear wheel

So unimaginative they make lexus and mclaren names look like alfa romeo and ferrari names.

D means all-wheel drive, models without D are RWD.