Slap a turbo on your engine

>slap a turbo on your engine
>call it Ecoboost
Why is this allowed?

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marketing 101

Marketing to dummies for dummies

>slap shit on your post
>call it Shitpost
Why is this allowed?

>confirming ecoboost is shit

and? since when is any marketing not catered to dummies?

>make a OHV engine
>call it the Rocket
why is this allowed?

Because turbos normally also improve fuel savings
Thus eco for fuel and boost for speed

There are plenty of companies that make informative commercials
Ford just sperges about
>muh bedt selling truck
>watch us rev a 5.0 mustang but show you an ecoshit model and still give you zero information about the products
>we dont want you making an informed decision
>JUST BUY IT BECAUSE ITS COOL
>PLEASE BUY OUR SHIT!!!!!
Its really pathetic.

Slap Eco on Boost

Call it ">being this"

chevy is even worse
>these are real people, not actors
>"omg this is a Chevy? I thought it was a BMW!"
>BUY THE NEW CHEVY CRUZE

>There are plenty of companies that make informative commercials
dohoho

>There are plenty of companies that make informative commercials
what a good goy you are

I've got a 455 olds am I cool yet

Perfect, except:
>There are plenty of companies that make informative commercials
Kek

Because they also downsized the engine displacement. The ecoboost I4s replaced I4, I5, and V6s, ecoboost v6s replaced v8s.

At least it makes more sense than Germany calling all diesel vehicles bluetec and variations thereof.

>slap a supercharger on your engine
>call it kompressor
quit being a faggot, OP

>Do nothing remarkable and call it Ecoboost
>Autists speed out

Who fucking cares

>455 rocket
>it's actually a slow as fuck piece of shit
Why is this allowed?

the fucking commercial with the power tools is the worse offender of marketing bullshit
youtube.com/watch?v=hwvj14vZbqc

>Call your flagship sports car a corvette
>Has no sea faring abilities

Why is this allowed?

They make a strong point. Whether or not their tool truly is the best for the job depends on how the tool performs in the real world, and the job being done, but it's a good ad. Makes you think.

>calling it a flagship even though it has no sea faring abilities
why is this allowed?

>his washer doesn't have ecoboost

>Mitsubishi lancer
>doesn't have a lance to stab oncoming cars.
Why is this allowed?

...

Notice the nigger trying to steal the young man's word

>call it a charger
>still need to plug a charger into it to charge your phone

What the ever loving fuck Dodge?