[D a i l y - B i k e - T h r e a d] - /dbt/

do you want an animal to run into your front tyre? because that'll make animals run into your front tyre

how long should i ride before getting based hayabusa?

guys, are there any pictures or memes from this years SEM?

i would love to see some please

i ride pic related

Just finished the first day on the range in the MSF course. Why didn't you guys tell me how awesome riding is? Even just making leaned turns and riding in ovals is loads of fun.

selbiges hier

You're a dick

>Tyre
Get out

why? because I speak real english?

Those look like some fun bikes to do the course on. I think all we had were shitty GZ250s and Honda Rebels. I'd love to have took it on a dual sport

*have taken it

and?

that guy is obviously asian

my teacher was a dick. kept telling me not to do wheelies.

>tfw just over a year ago you got your first bike, solely for the purpose of faster and cheaper commuting in city
>found /dbt/ and embraced memes
>found out that riding bikes is actually a really enjoyable way to explore countryside
>began basic wrenching
>got full license
>went to SEM
Thanks, motorcycles. I hope this next year is equally as interesting.

so ihr schniedel, ich poste dann mal ein paar.

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besser isses du kloans hurenkind

would you say these guys can't be german just because they dont "look german"?
that's pretty racist.

schlechter triggerversuch mein freund und kupferstecher

Continued.

About to start cutting

wow
das war jetzt aber echt unhöflich

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Man I want a dirtbike or adventure bike, I just wanna go explore and shit.

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Busas are easy, they practically drive themselves. I recommend everyone start on one. Unless you live in Yurope then I guess your stuck with your 250s lol.

Damn I wouldn't trust myself to properly fabricate a brake disk.
What's your profession?

6/26

What's a good, cool looking full face motorcycle helmet?

Toolmaker

Shark skwal instinct, but fuck you it's my helmet-fu

I guess your parents were that, too.
why?
because they made you LMAOOOOO!!!!! #ROASTED

7/26

>not backing it in to every single one of those curves

8/26

bell makes the best looking helmets desu

Are you a 260ib+ black man? If so you are ready to start on one as your first bike.

Maybe next year when I have sumo wheels on it.

>tfw life goes downhill since about 2007
I WAS ONLY 11 OR SOMETHING BACK THEN HOW THE FUCK DID I DESERVE THIS
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Thank you guys. I have a cruiser, if that matters.

what camera? very nice photo

WHAT COLOR
12/26
no idea, i'm only reposting the images. I didn't managed to go to SEM
>as always

Holy shit I thought I was the only guy with an F650 in the entire universe.

Mine is a GS but still, it's that bike that BMW makes begrudgingly.

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Christ that's a miserable experience, but not as miserable as the knowledge that I could have spent the 300 polanbux i spent for tickets, going fast

...

15/26
>leaving the house for anything but riding/driving
m8...

What gig and why did you pick such a terrible position to watch from?

oh fuck man

>""""fun"""""duro
kek

16/26

Just had my first group ride today, pretty fun except for the one dude who crashed. He came out okay though, hopefully just a sprained ankle.

>those pants

Oh boy there was a trap there and everything I bet

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Gojira/limp bizkit/rammstein
Because no other places were available

>limp bizkit
ayy limoin
my negro

who knows m8
17/26

can you guys pls explain to a nobike whats so bad about caferacers and bobbers
i get the vibe that dbt hates them

Nice, shame about the seat. Still haven't managed to get to a Rammstein show. Saw Gojira in a small venue and it was great.

>limp bizkit
>mfw

thanks for the SEM pics senpai, keep them coming
did anyone crash or have there been any funny things happening?

what bike crashed?

>reddit

I really wish for you to continue the dump, I wanted to go and then fucked up and couldn't go. Next year perhaps.

What was the turnout and loadout like?
In the bikes are fucking packed, while in there's hardly anything on them (those also seem a lot smaller?)

Your first mistake was growing up.

Their only selling point is how they look.

most of the time its like this
>buy an old bike for your project
>chop up everything irreparably
>realize you can't fabricate fo shit
>ruined a perfectly good old bike for some uncomfy shitty looking meme bike that you didn't finish because no money no skillz

will contine
t-thanks
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i think one is the departure/arrival whilethe other one is at the campsite, so most of the shit is loaded off

I'm going home anyway. I'm not even going to wait for R+ because it's a sea of Unrecognizable waveforms and LB at least sometimes have sounds above 200 Hz

XR650, R6 and Africa Twin all had minor low sides. ER-5 bumped into a car. Think that was about it.

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Hipster bullshit.

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My cruiser is maroon red, but in thinking about painting it black

I went deep into my Veeky Forums folder to bring you the canonical answer.

24/26

If it has a carb rather than fuel injected it can be a pain in the ass while mountain riding. Most if not all newer bikes are fuel injected. The older carbed bikes tend to have more HP though from what I've seen. Only really looked at crotch rockets though, don't know much about other types of bike.

I think in the end we had twelve bikes and a Saab support car.

>tfw no ironic goldwing club
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To the road crew that put in a pit of playground grade pea gravel in the middle of an otherwise hard-pack dirt road, you owe me new pants.

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thanks for standing by.

lmao git gud

I'm only into superstitions when I'm trying to rationalize my failures, so I'm going to assume I would have been no. 13, and consequently would have caused my death or the deaths of others, hence my not participating due to breaking flywheel was actually a blessing in disguise.
the night pics are the best
experienced this after some rains in july
>road, in some small stretches sand got on the asphalt
>first patch, stiffen up, prepare for worst
>nothing
>second patch, prepare for worst
>nothing
>third patch, eh I'll probably manage
>SKIDSKIDSKIDSKID DEMON

if it had been a couple of cm longer I may have fallen prey to THE DEMON

If you cleaned her up and put on a new exhaust it would look pretty good to me.

Lovely view. Where are ya?

>4 crashes
kek

nice bikes

so your criticism is that they are aesthetically pleasing therefore gay and hipster bullshit?
unless there is anything actually wrong with them you all sound fucking retarded

austrian ktm guy post shitbike
when we shitbiking togehter m8 i now got one, too.

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they often sacrifice alot of function over the looks, also often it is not executed properly and they end up looking like shit
if you wanna ride in some large city never reaching triple digit speed and not being able to sit on bike longer than 2 hours then go on and buy one m8

>they often sacrifice alot of function over the looks
how so?

thinking about selling pic related
what bike do i buy next

wr 125