User...

user, YOU WILL TO SELL YOUR [insert dream shitbox here] AND GET A MINIVAN TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE KIDS OR ELSE I'M LEAVING YOU! IT'S JUST A CAR, WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT YOUR FAMILY OR YOUR CAR?

things my wife will never say for $100

Sorry, but my 1993 Buick Century is pretty important to me.

>implying theyre my kids
Okay bye bye

Buy Ford flex and rice it

I'll call Tyrone and ask for his opinion. They are his kids anyways.

I make enough money to afford multiple vehicles

Looks like my wife got played like a fiddle

here's your bus pass hoe see you later alligator.

Gf wouldn't say this because crown vids have plenty of space

OCTA is easily the shittiest public transport system on the planet. Uber is worth more than the price premium on time you save alone.

And this is why I am a proud MGTOW. No snake cunt trying to control my life.

There were warning signs before this. Shouldn't have married a bitch. It's never too late to tell her to fuck off.

For one, I would never marry a bitch that ugly or a bitch that bitchy. Two, my waif would already know it was pointless to mention it to begin with.

It's been nice knowing you. Tell the kids I said 'hello'

>white people
>women
>ever


thank fuck i'm never getting married or having kids

Id laugh in my girlfriends face if she said something like this

My dream shitbox is a mini van though

>tfw no Delica

There's a Previa for sale on Craigslist for $200. If we buy that, I can manual V8 swap it for $500 in an afternoon, and then we'll have a useful car for cheap enough that we don't have to sell anything.

>Crown vic
>Girlfriend

I-I'm sorry Stacy, I'll get a minivan. Whatever it takes to make you and Tyrone's kids happy.

>falling for the wife/gf meme

>Dream car is RX7 FD
>If I get one it'll not be a loan, will be something I build up and restore myself
>Take out small auto loan for some kind of econo hatchback or sedan
Problemo solvedu

"Easy there babe, that's why my crew cab truck seats 6. There's even room for the dogs on the bed."
>Your move OP

Bitch we have $5M and 3 empty garage spaces. Get a minivan IDGAF.

nothing wrong with setting the bar low user

Bitch pls

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But why

kek'd

Some guy in my neighborhood has a 'jdm' Honda minivan. Not going to lie the wheels are pretty cool and it's got tons of features. Looks comfy to drive also. He said something about a turbo but I'm not sure if he's just a bullshitter.

why not

Because it's """"""""different"""""""" and if you don't like it you're a hater. It's like hipsters aged a bit, got jobs and started buying and ruining cars.

gas yourself

Hey, it's better for them to ruin minivans than ruin actual cars

why do you get triggered over what other people do to their cars

gas yourself

its just a vehicle user

rent auschwitz for a day and gas yourself

go to San Francisco and put some love in your heart

Joke's on her
I already have a minivan

no thanks
I am not a faggot stancefag

nah just a loveless faggot most likely

the kids will fit just fine in the sedan

>loveless faggot

doubt it, I am not an stancefaggot that lacked parental attention

go ahead tho, keep showing everyone who much of an attention whore you are, faggot

>divorce

hopefully

your focus sure doesnt

>implying I care

love me or hate me I still got your attention

whatever I can do to help an attention deprived child like you, faggot :^9

I'm sorry mommy did not love you

thanks user

youre not so bad after all

Why does she remind me of that chick from Homeland?

>not so bad

shame such thing cannot be said about your taste

Troop Carrier, Van, Potayto-Potahto.

what do you do when you hit a speedbump?

I'm friends with a mortician. Her body will never be found.

>user, YOU WILL TO SELL YOUR 89 300Z WITH TWINTURBO, RADIAL SLICKS, AND DANK PAINT SCHEME AND GET A MINIVAN TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE KIDS OR ELSE I'M LEAVING YOU! IT'S JUST A CAR, WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT YOUR FAMILY OR YOUR CAR?

The car obviously.

Five series has plenty of room for kids, if they have friends with them I'll toss the fuckers in the trunk.

>dream car is woodywagon
my car is already perfect, screw you mom

answer the question faget