What cars would deers drive?

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I have no i-deer

A 1993 Buick Century.

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Deer are dumb as fuck. I literally shot one within 5 feet of one that walked up to me while i was hunting his brethren

So i would say a pontiac aztek

Probably a fiero with some sort of forrest body kit

A John Deere

John deere tractor

God damn it

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DING DING DING
We have a winner

if i were them, i'd avoid a jaguar at all costs

delete this

A bicycle. They have similar amounts of retardation when it comes to traffic

This

you
stop it

KEK

did you make this thread to pull that joke?

bump

Samest fag ever

A vw up or a similar micro car. Hit them in a volvo or a truck and they turn into slurry.

Morono convertible because deer are stupid faggots

>"Canadian deer named Chikala was measured to have 70+ IQ. He solved the tests with his antlers pointing to solutions, and he knew 30 signs in sign language.
Zookeepers reported they noticed Chikala was special early in his youth when he was often seen playing alone in the corners of the habitat, and completely ignoring females of his species.
They thought he was sick but after getting a thorough examination, Chikala passed with flying colors. Furthermore, he developed a close friendship with one of zookeepers daughter, who was at the time 11 years old."
Davidson, Merk, Richards et al.

That deer would probably fit in here really well.

na sounds like he has a better life than to spend any time here

Moose literally doesn't give a shit. They assume that you will steer out of their way.

Deer are batshit retarded. They panic when a car is within 500m of them. This makes them do unpredictable shit, like running out on the street within right infront of you, running out on the street and going back when they are halfway over, running up on the street and freezing in place, etc.

those fucking meadow niggers would be driving bicycles, targets for cars.

A Nissan Leaf.

A windshield

Found the dickhead

>meadow niggers
kek'd

okay this thread is over.
give him the $10 000

don't actually kill the thead tho ):
i say a nissan cube

1991 toyota corolla

John Deere Tractors

Aztek is actually a pretty decent car.
>dat cooler
>those easily removable rear seats
>fairly reliable
>can be had cheap in good shape because of hurr its ugly memes

"it's ugly memes"
>aesthetics
>memes
>muh muh