/DAT/

18x10 on the rears would have been sick mate
definitely not going for stance

>tfw no LS-swap Jimmymobile

Spoke to my gearbox guy. 1k with extra clutches, kevlar bands etc. Might go up to 1400 or 1500 with new converter etc.

>just fuck my shit up pham

>how the fuck is this legal

this is why you dont give up your guns

Damn. You city fags get cucked bad

hey guys, anyone else here rack shit from the self serves at coles?

i just weigh the meat as onions when i do my weekly shop and i've saved 100 bucks+ to spend on car parts.

>saved

I do not think you know what that word means

well before i did this meat was so fucking expensive.

the family shop for the week was like 150 bucks in meat alone and it's not even like i was getting the good shit either.

id rather pay an extra $100 than live in the fucking bush lmao

(you)
Otherwise it would cost a fortune to get to my local gay bars

How many people are you feeding?

The fuck are you buying?

Where are you shopping to get ripped off so bad?

just coles mate, me my wife and our 2 kids.

i used to get cheap snags, cheap steaks and some chicken breast.

shit's like 10-20 dollars a packet, so each week that's like 150 bucks minimum.

now i get the best stuff and save the money, everyone wins.

You have 15 different meat based meals a week?

No leftovers?

Shit nigger. Hit up your local butcher, or just get one of your steers slaughtered. Should get enough meat from your steer to last 12-18 months if your deep freeze is big enough

well my coles self serve trick is working pretty well, i pay nothing for meat and get the nice good cuts now.

got a 30 dollar eye fillet and when my wife makes rack of lamb once a week now, she does it with 2 whole racks.

you know how much coles charges for that? fucking 40-50 bucks!

Who rural farmfag here?

>Own 2,000 acres
>Have a farm operating on 3 of those acres growing wine, berries for my own personal use
>Got an ABN for it though so it seems legit
>Now have access to interest free government loans (capital for more investments)
>Free dental and psychological care (at private clinics in the city not covered by medicare)
>5 grand "bushfire payout" a few years back because bushfire touched one acre of my property
>Wife gets "farm assistance" centerlink which is basically disability payment rates for doing nothing except living on my farm
>Massive tax breaks on EVERYTHING including electricity, internet (i have nbn), water

Seriously, i may live out in the middle of nowhere but this shit is insane, you guys have no idea how much shit you can claim on tax deductions, government assistance JUST FOR HAVING A FARM.

Ask me anything.
I've bought 2 classic cars at BOOMER PRICES (i'm not a boomer, i'm pretty young) on drought subsidies alone!!

Solid troll effort. Overstepped just a little bit.

Tbqh pham, farms are one if the last great tax management schemes

i am really not trolling mate.

Look into it, there are so many things you can claim. Granted, the bushfire payment and drought assistance things happened and passed, but you can still get the centerlink, still get the tax breaks, still get the support services.

The government is supposed to look into this money being used "for the farm" but if you're even a bit intelligent you can really spend it on what you want, car parts.

Where so you live? I am an accountant in rural vic

vic too mate, i live up in the high country.

Oh and the best part is i got a loan a few years back for 400k with no questions asked and 0.05% interest rate to spend on the farm.

Well i expanded my farm from 1 acre to 3 and started selling berries and wine to melbourne cunts who come up, so it actually does turn a profit too.

Pays the loan payments and then gives me an extra 2-300 bucks a week (my job is actually an online job).

I chose to live out here because it's fucking beautiful and i can enjoy my cars without neighbors reporting me to highway patrol because i try and test stuff in the night.

Plus the cops out here are honest, they'll only give you a hard time if you're being a dickhead, they won't just harrass you for having a nice car, hell they'll compliment you.

>Kilowatts
>Newtonmeters
>Banned a factory installed line lock cause they're sissies

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Where in the high country? My brother has land at Upotipotpon

Tis my dream to move up to high country and do that. I hate the geography of where I live. It's boring as fuck. Euroa-Mansfield road is the closest road to me worth driving / riding

Someone has to pick up the bill for Sudanese bennies.

>diversity is strength

>implying AusFord would let us down
The line lock is still there. Cunts just had to take the button out. Still left the Focus RS unmolested.

>needing a special mode to smoke rubber to begin with

...

Tell me about the rear wheels, user. I've seen more of these on Commodores of varying years than missing petrol tank flaps.

>tfw want these wheels for my commie
>hard to find, let alone in only 17" or 18", plus too many fakes

considering a vl commonwhore tb.h

but holden are just overpriced pontiacs no?

>there are people on this board right now that think this looks anything other than absolute shit

Diversity is cancer

How many acres do you need for that?

I'm looking at buy a house soon and that shit might compell me to move an hour out of town.

Can't keep the retards out from everywhere

Would need to operate as a taxable primary production property - 500k plus in land value is easiest way

Your "overpriced Pontiac" is a Holden, not the other way around.

The VE Commodore was the first fully Aussie designed Commodore, everything else up until then was modified German garbage with American engines in.

>there's Melbournian pooftas on this board RIGHT NOW that don't like sick commies and falcoons

go fuck yourself you communist turd, had your 86 smashed at the lights a few too many times?

>be Melbourne lad
>get stock 86 defected by copper
>get carjacked by Apex
>get beaten to death by Antifa

ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/showthread.php/74903-GT86-received-Defect-for-a-stock-safety-feature

wat
post is purposely obscure

either: he had foglights on. That's a shitcunt thing to do and he deserves it, assuming it wasn't foggy.

or he had his actual headlight DRLs on, the post says that he probably had a tint on his headlights which, obviously, is a shitcunt thing to do and he deserves it

Guy is a fuckwit writing the post, but what actually happened was.

>Notorious copper who's been targeting imports for 10 years
>Pulls him over, wants to fuck with him (again, this guy is well known for abuse of power)
>Lists daytime running lights as AFTERMARKET fog lights
>Daytime running lights are a legal requirement on new cars and STOCK

Fair bit of acerage but remember, it's literally cheaper to buy a hundred acres of quality land than a Melbourne house.

Since i did not have to be in melbourne to work, there is literally no reason to live there.

Why put up with the faggotry of melbourne when i can drive to mansfield for groceries, live in what would be considered a mansion in melbourne, get more pay for just living out here, beautiful clean air, no cops harrassing me...the list of benefits goes on.

The only downside is when i want to buy something like a TV or new clothes, but honestly it's fun to make a day trip out of going down to melbourne to shop.

It's not that much of an inconvenience to go down one day every 2 months, especially since i'm not working a 9-5 job.

I honestly encourage all you cunts to follow my example and i'm happy to offer advice on how to do it, because melbourne is a pretty fucked city...but the rest of the state is god damn fucking nice.

maybe he should have been driving a sick commie

ill see what i can do goyim. ill turn on speed
raced a tradie and we both got to 130ish in a 60 zone but there were school zones, funny that we were 70 over then slowed to 40 coz muh school zones
i have a fat tip+cannon but its from a big resonator

auto right?what car?

>like 150 bucks in meat alone
senpai, you need costco in your life

and some good local butchers

i don't spend that much feeding four adults and a baby

>everything else up until then was modified German garbage with American engines in.

Holy fuck you could not be more wrong

Petite?

>melbourne is a pretty fucked city...but the rest of the state is god damn fucking nice.
regional born and raised here, can confirm

country vic is mint

that feel when looking at a car and it hurts because you want it so much
getting that looking at EVOs rn :((((

Same, except I was schooled in melbourne for highschool and lived there for some time after.

Only bogan scum and tradies think the country is a nice place to live.

All the cool stuff associated with victoria such as VL turbos with huge dose pipes is because of melbourne.

I'm in canberra so there's a shitload of brilliant land in the mountains near here that'd be less than an hour into the city. Bunch of people in the office live on properties and commute in and since it's all 110km/h they're faster than a run in from the suburbs in traffic.

Will have to look into this cause if I can get one of those cheapo loans to buy the land that'd be sweet.

I don't know about beforehand, but once you have the land you'll get a loan fucking easy as pie.

One of my mates got an absurd loan with westpac, they were cackling with their jewness and then he goes and gets a rural assistance loan, pays the westpac one off in full and now has more manageable payments.

Biggest problem i guess is getting that initial deposit, cause you still have to have something.

It's cheaper because the quality of schools in rural areas are sub par and it's a shit hole where only bogan scum want to live.

The country is like a more remote version of Mt Druitt or Ipswich.

I don't even trust people from the country.. I was born in central Queensland and have family up there so I am very familiar with rural scum.

I don't have kids so that won't apply to me, but victorian countryside is different mate. Besides, if any parent gave a fuck about their kids woulden't they homeschool them with tutors? Australia public schools are literally the most derro shit ever, good way to ruin a kid quicksmart.

Anyway, in order of inner city to outer melb...

You have inner city hipsters, lefties and wankers, then rich as fuck cunts, then working class, then working class bogans.

Once you hit yarra valley though, it drastically changes and becomes rich as fuck mansions, wineries, estates.

The rich cunts from toorak love to hang out in the valley, so the eastern countryside is just fucking beautiful as shit and also not bogan at all.

Valley property is quite expensive though, but the entire eastern side of victoria ranges from mild bogans to not bogan at all and prices go down if you go a bit further out.

I can't comment on the west, but the east is just working class cunts and not bogans (with the exception of gippsland, it's an ice shithole).

Where i live in the high country it's just honest good folk.

>good honest folk
>melbourne
nice one

I think public schools tend to be a bit better if you don't send them to school in a shithole suburb?
Where I went to school it wasn't that uncommon for the kids to be talking about stealing cars, lighting cars on fire and even threatening to stab each other.

It had me a bit messed up and confused as a teenager.

The high country is not in melbourne, did you not read what he said?

I went to one of melbourne's most prestigious public schools, they're absolute fucking trash and even worse these days with the safe schools bullshit.

I would NEVER send my kid to anything but private, or tutors.

Not that i plan on having kids, but yea it's beyond fucked how shit they are these days.

Why even bother sending your kids to school if it's not a private school? Might as well just drop them off at the local prison and save some time.

I think if I have more than two kids I will never be able to afford private school.

Is this a joke?

Do you faggots have selective high schools there in Victoria?
Way better than delinquent tier private schools. Just have to pass the test

Yep. Penis-puffer Pettett. You suppose he was cucked by a guy in a Skyline at some point in life?

THIS

homeschool them or have your wife do it and hire specialist tutors. will be cheaper than private school and better results than public.

just make sure your kids play with other kids of course, but other than that it's all good.

the user above is really not joking about how it's like sending your kids to prison.

sadly no, it's really not.

My mate sent his little girl to highschool, she was a normal kid and by the end of year 7 she was a total fucking whore, had sucked a dick and was hanging out with kids who smoked and drunk.

It's a fast way to turn your kid from a child into an adult, which is not bad...except it's way too fast and also teaches terrible morals.

Private schools have better standards and kick out the kids who will corrupt all the other ones, the only downside is the cost. Which is why homeschooling is a good alternative for those with a bit of money but not complete richfags

yes, i went to one. No different, i was exposed to the same crap.

highschool honestly ruined me, i'm only just getting back on track to not be a shitkicker

>I'll watch but only if you add music from Dave or Jimmy over the top of it.
this?
dave-roland.bandcamp.com/album/the-original-music-to-the-last-ride

No.

Victorian schools now have mandated diversity (nig children) and the shitty kids corrupt the good ones really quickly.

Add into that safe schools, created by a LITERAL PEDO (google it), shit quality teachers that won't even teach them anything and a general agenda instead of focusing on real learning.

Public school will NOT prepare your kid for the real world, it's up to you as a parent to do it yourself or hire someone competent.

Agreed.

Victoria has MANDATORY SAFESCHOOLS.

theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/state-politics/victoria-defies-malcolm-turnbulls-safe-schools-fix/news-story/9fbe93c9b9238d5c080447b9191f6d23?nk=c0a2be3b7bc5dba998a31db7dbf7c5d4-1472540138

unsafeschools.org/the-australian-safe-schools-program-la-trobe-university/

Read this shit. Literal pedophiles and communist preachers cooked up this program for your kids.

Your friends daughter was a result of his parenting and not the public school system

>“First, we have three legal/social questions to win: custody rights for gay men and lesbians; the legal right of paedophiles and their young loves; and finally, the sexual rights of children as a whole.”

WHAT THE FUCK
how did this pass legislation when the people behind this said this!!!?!?!

I agree, it was his parenting fail to put his kid in public school. Public schools are shit now, but he should have prepared her for the scummery.

I don't blame him for wanting to let her stay innocent and a kid though, it's beyond fucked that parents are now forced to go private or have public schools directly un-doing their hard parenting work.

You hear about how they're painting the eureka stockade men as evil racists now? Despite the stockade men being the reason we have DEMOCRACY in this country?

>“How different then is that gentle, tentative sexuality between parent and child from the love of a paedophile and his/her lover? From all their accounts and from many academic studies (some worse than others), that kind of love, warmth, support and nurture is an important part of the paedophilic relationship.”

POST YOUR FACE WHEN this is what victoria is teaching in public schools.

Isn't this Dave some dude from Canada?

It was his parenting fault to not raise his daughter correctly
What school they go to doesn't matter if they are instilled with proper virtues by the parents from a young age
Having gone both to a private school and the lowest of the low public school I can say with complete and utter certainty that the schooling enviroment makes no difference. If anything going to a private school surrounded by dumb ass rich kids who can never ever do anything wrong is a WORSE enviroment to put children in.
About 40% of the public school educated girls I know are skanks, 80% private schooled girls i know are skanks

>Only bogan scum and tradies think the country is a nice place to live.

I guess the country isn't very friendly to your kind of people. There just isn't a great demand for gay bars and glory holes in country areas

i dunno, i was homeschooled and i think school in general ruins kids.

my parents did what you described though, taught me well from a young age good morals, which you're right a lot of people don't do....but modern schools are a fucking toxic enviroment. this victorian safe schools shit makes me sick, how they can still want it after a literal pedophile dreamed it up is insane.

Any of you fags going to Falls up in Byron?

Confirmed.

The LBGT community wasn't strong enough, so you moved to the city to suck cock full time

>“LGBTI oppression and heteronormativity are woven into the fabric of capitalism…there’s no denying that some areas of life have improved for LGBTI people and programs like Safe Schools Coalition are making some difference, but we’re still an extremely long way from liberation…only Marxism provides both the theory and the practice of genuine human liberation.”

VICTORIA WHAT THE FUCK

LITERAL PEDOS
LITERAL MARXISTS

RUNNING YOUR SCHOOLS

The old "rich kids are dumb because they're rich" meme

Fuck off m8.

Face it intelligence is genetic and bankers/lawyers/doctors kids are simply better human beings than the human detritus you find in public schools.

trips speaks the truth. melbourne is fucking cancer and wants to infect everything it can.

fucking pedophiles running their schools and no-one's doing anything about it. what in the living fuck

Hi son got killed by a ricer in a grey import apparently. He was a problem when I had my skyline... 10 years ago

Everyone in education is a communist
What's new

Rich kids are dumb bevause they are sheltered and never take responsibility for their actions. Even when taken before the magistrate they are given far more leniency than some abo kid that's been in and out of foster care since he was a toddler, just bevause of their parents
The private school football teams are also full of faggots who require new members to stick stuff up their ass as an initiation. Never ever heard of normal people doing this. Go figure
This is my experience. Go suck a dick

And the difference between the rich kid and the coon is one was brought up knowing right from wrong and the other was brought up surrounded by the same bullshit since he could remember, he doesn't know right from wrong
Yet the magistrate (who 9/10 times was also a sheltered rich kid) is too blind to take into account the social background of either party (unless they are rich then they show unjust leniency)

kek you're just sprouting shit m8

Because the left media sold it to the public as an anti-bullying agenda.

The left loves pedophelia.

Left wing = respect of people's feelings are most important
Right wing = respect of people's property is most important

My kids are my property until they come of age (somewhere between 21-25)

Hold on, you mean there are people on Veeky Forums who are only now realizes that vic is a fucking communist shithole?

YOU CANNOT FUCKING PROTEST ANYMORE. They made it illegal in your shithole of a state.

Not fucking rocket science, cunts. Literally the worst state in the country, with that putrid shit melbourne as one of the worst cities in the southern hemisphere, and i'm including fucking africa.

>Go suck a dick

Sounds like you already have that covered.

Your attitude will stop you from ever being successful at anything you try

Agreed. I am from Vic and fucking hate melbourne faggots. They ruin everything for everyone

>Finished work an hour ago
>Already made up a mixer
>On a Tuesday night

I'm successful at everything I try, bevause my head isn't up my ass and I don't expect shit to be handed to me