Want to buy a muscle car

>want to buy a muscle car
>decide on a Mustang
>wife won't let me get a V8 because "its dangerous"
>get V4 with ecoboost

>wife orders pizza
>sends me to go get soda
>pizza guy pulls up right behind me
>starts fucking my wife on the hood of my car
>this lasts about twenty minutes
>pizza gets knocked over
>pizza guy splooges on my stuffed crust
>then splooges on my windshield
>he finally leaves
>I go to get drinks
>get a whole stuffed crust to myself

>guys at work start asking what those stains on my windshield are
>I tell them they're peregrine falcons shitting themselves because of how fast I'm going
>ecoboost is life
>I only fap to Radical now

>V4
>gm fangirls are unironically this retarded

>V4

Laughingwhores.mp4

>mfw

ECO

>BOOOOOOOOOOOOST

@15720440
He's writing this from your perspective.

>wife won't let me get a V8 because "its dangerous"
Is this the case with Ecoboost owners?

>gm fangirls so jealous they don't have ecoboost they make up cuckold fantasies

>Cant reply properly
>being this new

>EcoBoost drivers
>owning a vehicle

Lease tbqh. Owning a depreciating asset isn't something a thinking man would do

>be American
>buy corvette
>lose LeMans
>15yo daughter fucking GT40 driver on my porch
>get shoot

I've been here for quite some time, how new are you if you don't get that I'm depriving him of a (you)?

>15720488(you)
Cuckboost cuck detected
You're probably OP

Your Porsch?

>Honestly now, did you spend your youth dreaming about one day owning a Nissan or Mitsubishi?
Yes

>not buying used

Did you read a single thread before replying like a retard?

>V4 with ecoboost
>V4
>ecoboost

Got about four lines into your post and completely lost interest.

Please explain, in four words or less, what happened.

> choose new car
> pay for car
> after 2 years car is taken away
> choose new car

Leasing is a solid investment! If you buy new our lease you are a mouth breather.

ford's v4 sucked. no power
only the Italians can make a good one

Is that real?

>being so triggered by the gt-r you have to call them out

yeah you can google it
a pussy motor. no power

How new are you guys that you've never seen me around before? This is how you don't give them (you)s but still reply to them directly.

>dat 230hp
>on 2 wheels