Is it true that Ferrarifags check their closets for the Ford GT before their mothers tuck them in bed every night?

>be ferrari owner
>spend all day trying to pick up sexy Italian babes with oversized sunglasses and golden tans, but they're more in a Lamborghini kind of mood today
>go home, defeated
>you're lying in bed when you hear a noise from your garage
>you sneak downstairs, a sinking feeling in your stomach telling you that your guido haircut and fake muscles you grew on steroids won't save you
>you turn on the lights
>nothing, your cherry red Ferrari 488 gleaming under the electric lights, gold rims and paint in pristine condition
>you breathe a sigh of relief and turn around
>suddenly, there is a roar from behind you
>the plate glass of your garage window is obliterated as a beautiful blue Ford GT soars through the air
>it lands with a thunderous crash, sitting in stark contrast to the red-and-gold Ferrari next to it
>the door opens, and Mark Fields emerges
>he hooks the rear bumper of his GT to the front bumper of your 488
>"Get in the car," he implores of you at gunpoint
>a look of terror written on your face, Fields guns it, driving directly out the front, destroying your garage door and yanking your pleb tier supercar behind it, slinging and slamming into everything when he turns
>he's crazy on the shifter, his dextrous hand movements making you wish you'd chosen a better brand to stay loyal to, knowing that Ford guys could explosively fingerbang your 4/10 girlfriend back to the void from whence she came
>you reach the mountains, he's in top gear and flying
>he yanks the handbrake and pulls the wheel hard
>your Ferrari flies off into the abyss, the chain snapping with a clink, followed by the crunching sounds of metal as your vehicle is destroyed on the rocks
>he turns to you, shotgun in hand, double barrel, pure Americana
>"f-fix or repair daily" you mumble
>"The Ford GT was designed to hunt Ferraris," he responds, finger tightening on the trigger
>"sh-shart in mart"
>"V6 Ecoboost, 3.5 liter."
>your eyes widen in shock and terror
>he pulls both triggers

just like clarksons gt

FERRARI FAGS BTFO ALL ITALIAN GO BACK TO SUCKING GIULIANIS DICK

nice digits

Ford GT confirmed for ungodly hunter of Italian supercars

>see ford gt owner hitting on a bitch
>"hey baby wanna take a ride in my supercar?"
>"ohhh yahh baby, what kinda car you got?"
>rocks a smug grin, "Ford GT"
>"you drive a.... FORD? LOL"
>Ford GT dude suddenly foaming out the mouth, bloodshot eyes, shaking in rage, tears rolling down eyes
>nowsthetime.png
>Swoop in
>"hey baby, let's get outta here in my Ferrari F12"
>her panties drop immediately
>get in car and take off
>see Ford GT owner following trying to redeem self
>he pulls up at the light, ready for a drag race
>MFW bitch already gave me a bj and I already came

In America, women won't care thats it's Ford, after all she probably owns a mustang

What's with Veeky Forums's relentless Ford shilling?

Well dodge is killing the viper so it's either the Ford gt or the corvette, and obviously it won't be the vette

kek

Good engineering

Bump

this was the most tryhard shit i have ever read

Like how good their Mazda 3 RS is?

Bump

Yea

>Ferd
>good engineering
LMAO
They can't even engineer the engines they put on their cars.

Is it true Fords blow up worse than any other car in modern history?

Pretty accurate.

>A DIESEL FUCKING FIAT

No that would be the one's that needed billions in taxpayer money to keep making cars no one wants. Thanks for playing though.

Absolutely BTFO

check'd

Bum

Bus

No, they are already in the closet :^)

>"The Ford GT was designed to eat Ferraris,"

Ftfy

DUDE

ECOBOOST

LMAO

Quali results are out too.

LAST IN CLASS BABY.

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YIFF IN HELL FURFAG.