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SPEAR CHUCKER

SPEAR CHUCKER

SPEAR CHUCKER

youtube.com/watch?v=Xc6VGE15_Ds

Muh dick

GOTY

STRAYA

implying WE wont all be driving dosed out aussie cars over that terrain

Why don't stancefags do VIP style on Old Statesmen and Calais?

we need a /dat/ VL rally crew champsionship

Saw this today and thought it was pretty sik

>fa͏m is all fighting with each other
>No anger is aimed at me
>I am the cause of all this
>Between just being a neet and spreading dirt on everyone to each other
>Dont even feel bad since the heat isnt on me for once
I'm not sure if its just sociopath tendencies starting to show or this is a normal strategy to keep myself safe

always wondered, would this work for real?

Is tas a nice place? Touges look nice, is it really full inbred1?, looking to move outside of Hobart.

Tas is great. Job market can be poor however, get a job first then move towards it

paid internship, is there much menial work ala hospitality if I need the extra dosh.

>made a joke about how big my cars boot is
>'i could fit 10 dead hookers in the back'
>'or 15 if i chopped them up first'
>grills get offended, wont talk to me anymore
was this joke out of line? they told my boss

If the grills can't handle jokes like that, they aren't even worth being around.

Thats fair. At least you didnt use jews in an ashtray

New one turned up.
Shiny and big

t. autism

Nah that's comedy

>drive by wire
Why by wire am I right

>Only 2 carbs
Step it up

>you will never have an I6 sidedraught weber carbed car
its about as sexy as a turbo or v8 t b h

>buy an old Falcon
>rip out the EFI/old carby
>fit webers
>????
>profit

I love ba/bfs but the decals ruin it desu, that el/ef looks sooo good though.

1 x throttle body.
also 80mm, standard is like 70 or 75
and i hate these words but i think i need it tuned now
well that can be acheived by raising the rear one inch over std, 15x10 cragars on the back, and im not sure if the front was lowered or std in that pic.
oh and rolled/pulled the guards with a heat gun a baseball bat and some pipe

I should do this on my vy, but it's slow so that's sorta ricer yeh?
whats been done to it? definitely one of the best looking falcons behind the ba and bfs.

Get an EB XR8/XR6

they are so cheap its rediculous, one of those lifted an inch or two with gun metal grey paint is badass

There is an ef or el xr falcon (guessing it is an xr6) near me on a back road for sale for 1500. It's all red with black trim pieces

Anyone interested to know more?

>Eb xr8
>cheap

Choose one

no no, race inspired cosmetic enhancement.

a bigger throttle body is for performance reasons.
well: throttle body, fancy new intake tubing with k/n filter with the shaker intake. exhaust is extractors connected to essentially home made 2 1/2 inch twin straight with only like a bullet/resonator i forget, and then dumped just before the diff. looks dodge but sounds great and different too all the others in town. more parts coming soon, then that will be it forever hopefully, had it like 5 years, only maintenance from now on

had a big ego boost ages back, dragged a matching sedan (even the same colour) off the lights and ended up with about 2 car lengths on him.

shit i just realised you meant the ef

it was a 347 stroker, t56 manual, minispool in diff.
and whisper quiet 12.9 or 13 sec quarter.

sold it back to the previous owner like 6-8 months ago

>oh and rolled/pulled the guards with a heat gun a baseball bat and some pipe
pls no

>tfw you will never be the girl
why even live?

So you can be the man and fuck her? Why be a girl when you can fuck one

but grill on grill > dood on grill

Gril on gril is gay as fuck. They use a fake dick because they lust so hard, you will end up being dicked if you go lesbian so stay straight and give out the dickings.

Remember lad, no dyke can resist the cock

shit cunts gonna shit

>Gril on gril is gay as fuck
well, no shit
>, you will end up being dicked if you go lesbian so stay straight and give out the dickings
wat, literally no idea what you are saying here mate
>Remember lad, no dyke can resist the cock
true, might be harder to find a faithful grill if you are a grill, especially with how much of a meme being homo is atm, but i doubt it's impossible
let me have my autistic yuri fantasies

if you NEED to fit fatter wheels just raise it bro
don't kill the car

>muh trip

i did that aswell.

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If you become the gril you get in dick in you via the form of a silicon dildo. Not worth it

>legal
>aswell
only

it's fine as long as it's another grill that gives you the dicking

Fucking faggot

What part of WA you stupid cunt

i'd be a fag if i'd be a grill

South west.
Come at me bro

Wait. Are you a girl?

Homosexual relationships fail at a rate of 10:1 compared to heterosexual.

Every lesbian i have ever met is a drama-sucking drama-vampire

>caring about how legal your car is

I guess it only matters in the southern states where transport department cucks you poor fucks every chance they get

>Wait. Are you a girl?
no i wish i was a grill
>Homosexual relationships fail at a rate of 10:1 compared to heterosexual.
yeah i know
hence why i said it would be harder to find a grill as a grill

Where is all of the aut/o/ talk?

Don't be trans

That is even worse. I saw a stats recently about suicide rate of post op being over 80% or something insane

Im crossfaded as fuck so no ok. Post some ememes instead

you had a gf before?

i care more about whether or not insurance will pay or not
>12/01/2013
still alive?
more pics of kitty

nay
doesn't fit in my life, or atleast never found a grill that I'd consider being with
not talking about trans mate
that shits retarded as fuck

anyone got the Veeky Forums - yuri dreams picture?

??

we are in w.a. you . . . .dingle berry.

woke up at 4 pm yesterday for night shift, havent slept since.

looking at this
gumtree.com.au/s-ad/kalamunda/cars-vans-utes/1993-toyota-soarer-coupe/1122577029

as the other seller just cut all comms. but this one looks like a genuine steal.
friends cat, here have my gf's husky

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was a screencap of some old-ish (?) thread on Veeky Forums where bunch of anons and trips do the fully /a/utistic "i wanna be the little girl" and yuri posts until someone posts Veeky Forums - yuri dreams or fantasies or some shit
kinda fits here, but i didn't save it back when

So why do you want to be a girl?

Sounds like a GF could do you some good?

Sorry can't keep track of which tripfag comes from where. I just assume everyone is from some shit state like NSW or VIC

Why not ring insurance company and ask? It's what I did with my previous 4x4 when going up in wheel sizes

neato
cats>dogs IMHO
have my cat in moneystan
WA has laws to limit +1 inch of what it was officially equipped with

So how does that work in a falcon (for example) that came out with multiple wheel sizes? Can you just go off the largest they came out with or is it model specific?

i wanna get a Russian blue once we dont have any dogs.

oh and most people take that with a grain of salt

You go off of the largest standard wheel size.

I.e VY Commodores came out with 18" in VY SS, so VY GTS 19" wheels are okie dokie

largest it came with AFAIK
don't quote me on that
can't find the responding regulations on the DOTs website, it's what i gathered from a load of forums and websites
>russian blue
look great, but never seen one IRL
if i can afford it i want my next one to be one of the HUEG maine coon breeds

Any SA fags down for a meet on Friday?

idk
i'm just seriously into grill on grill

most definitely it would, should make more normie

co-worker has one, his GF insisted, you have to have another cat to keep it company, cant ever be outside without being on a leash.
its the size of a cat when its a kitten, cunts a fuckin monster, could kill your average dog i reckon.

almost as big as the one in pic

On vicroads there is a pdf called VSI8 that details the modifications allowed without engineering - obviously this only applies to vic

It sorted me out - went down the slippery slope of internet porn (thanks Veeky Forums!) and now porn is only for jacking it when no gf around

i love the long hair they got
makes for supreme petting material
but having two of them would probably kill my wallet
yeah i actually skimmed over that
there's a list of what mods you can do without approval on the WA DOTs website, but it lacks any specifics which are detailed in forum posts that i read through

well actually....

no no, one monster, one normie.

also long hair sucks, the gf's husky is a long haired version and it is nice to pat. but it get everywhere on everything.
i found a lump of her hair in the backyard, a plant had started to grow in it like a highschool science project.
noone believesme till they actually see it either, on a windy day it just floats around the backyard.

the w.a. dot site is pretty good considering, they give a good general list. but seriously if i can drive for months with 15x10's, drag car style you'll be fine

>no no, one monster, one normie.
oh well, guess i can waste all the money i save on cat food to try and get a nebelung then
>on a windy day it just floats around the backyard
kek wat

yeah it's not bad, but i'd wish the search option would work a bit better and that they'd have the specifics aswell
as said, not worried about the cops, pretty sure i'm not very likely to get puled over in the first place because muh SES
but when i crash the car into something (again) the insurance company just needs one look and can probably deny payout

Man I wish I was wiser when I was younger.

Neat VH SL/Es are 25 grand now.

They were around 5 grand ten years ago.

Any young kids today that can afford to get a second car and keep it in storage - buy a BF XR6 Turbo or VY SS for about 5k - put it in the shed and begin accumulating spare parts for them

Long haired animals are seriously fucked. An older guy I used to work with, his son and his gf lived in a fuckin apartment with 2 huskies. Vacuuming like 2 times a day.

I dunno I have of some just looking at the car and going "mate, shits fucked" but ofcourse not all will be as good. Seriously just take the cops out of the equation unless they are hanging past the guards. Also if they look like they fit the aren't going to measure you rrim width after a crash, unless you were drunk and had a head on or made it on to ACA or something

29 hours and bed love all
Cept fatcunt

Gonna rego a vy I this week. How bad are the inspection cunts in Perth? The car is mechanical fine with no leaks and no rust.

my dog would tear both those cunts a new one

but the fluff mate

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well, for now i already ordered the 18x9s
maybe one day it'll be 18x10s

when? where? why? are you lexacunt? if no, is lexacunt going to go? if so NO

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