[D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d] - /dbt/

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I fuckt ur mum, fagget!!

its not the 80s anymore dude, you cant get rich off selling crack anymore

Hmm. Where do you love where 15k a year is good. I need to move lol.

I don't mind because I grew up in poverty lol. But I do ok now. No complaints and the bills are paid

Got another crash webm, this time during a 750 Superbike race. I might be able to dig up a couple of my own crashes as well

i guess you can work corners

as I said in the story downshift twice really hard as you lean in to a corner. It helps to be on the front brake too so the weight transfers to the front wheel.

I'll never crash because I'm scared of going fast.

>last week we mobbed some asian kid
>and took all that cunts dardy shit
>went to cash converters hocked it in
>come home 2 blocks and half a stick
>3 beers 1 smoke each for the kids
>bro now we filthy fukken rich

Worth it, I promise

more track web ems ! its getting me more hype to get my new used bike

>he doesn't immediately webm all his crashes as soon as he gets home
what kind of shitposter are you?

Dunno my bike wobbles a lot when I got to ~80mph so I stop there.

>track day season is coming to and end
( ._.)

I'm running a 9 year old MacBook, webms are really above my level. I struggled with trying to make one that would upload. Also I have 95.3gb worth of track video to sift through

>shitbike feels

>tfw headlight adjustment is fucked
>spot lands a few feet in front of the bike
Night riding is the ultimate spooky experience

Even with it properly angled my headlight is weak af

I love fat chicks, obese even.

Ohh yeah sit on my face.

imagine if that nigga started lane changing into yours

there really needs to be a ruckus or something mixed in there for lulz

I should go ride

METAL..GEAR

>having riding seasons

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahagahagaagwhs be krorjdbek3iddhbejznzkwzb

well, i can ride your mom year round so it's not too bad.

thats only a little truck

my fucking 04 r1 had an electrical problem for the longest time, the light would randomly cut out. So i drove an hour and a half up to this place at 11pm for a party, the party cancels, i drive back and it cuts out. Imagine, 12pm darkness + fog + mask keeps getting fogged up. I legit rolled up my visor and drove at 60mph praying to god i lived.

why isn't my fucking map marker on it yet? i've send the email a month ago and he responded it to it but its still not on there yet. the fuck.

Threaten to make a new map

more web ems

How about cat pics. I have those

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> oh hey a map I might find some new harley friends in my area
> oh boy oh boy
> open map
> 3 harley logos
> nowhere near me
> still know plenty IRL
> all are around 40

>Ride around for 4 hours
>get lost
>phone ded
>Ohshit
>find a highway, try to get my bearings
>figure out where the hell I am
Thank God

If it makes you feel any better I'm the youngest guy I know on a cruiser. But I'm a sucker for the comfort :/

I like my women like my milkshakes... sweet, white, and THICK.

>cruiser
>comfort

>b double
Thats only a little truck too.

Comfy as fuck yo.

I've done plenty of miles on it. Love that shit

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With the tandems that far forward you must be in California.

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I know but euros think its big

too close for comfort

Uhh looks like you didn't yield, bro.

kek

its an old webm, the give way sign is for cars already on that road, the van ran a stop sign to cross the road

>not having a place to plug in your phone charger on your bike

get a load of this pleb

>riding a bike designed for old men

I installed one of these on my bike, it didn't come with one.

>tfw no gf

I also have one of those 12volt lighter s things on my vfr

>not enjoying convenience and comfort
Why tho?

why not both

>not taking evasive action as soon as you notice the threat
>taking your hand off the bar to give a rude gesture to a guy about to kill you instead of taking evasive action

i wouldn't feel bad if you had died. it's your fault

>he doesn't give people the what the fuck hand gesture
>he rides like its the most dangerous thing on the planet

What's it like to be such a soft cunt?

I always just use the USB port for charging my phone and FauxPro batteries. The only time I used the 12v port was to test out a little 12v air pump I got to inflate my tires when I'm on a trip.

outlets are pretty damn handy

>tandems
the what?

Way more comfortable on a cruiser on the highway than anything else, a set of forward controls, sit your feet on the pegs, one hand the bars and go. Throw a touring seat and a back rest on there and it's like driving a loud angry lazyboy

My FXDB came with a 12v outlet and USB on the bars and a 12v accessory connector at the ass of the gas for plugging in a battery tender or hooking in your heated riding gear. It's the little things.

Nothing beats a goldwing on the open highway though

Thats why the 12v comes in handy for. Using dicerent accesories

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Like the electric dildo you shove up your ass while your boyfriend rides bitch?

I would do multiple degenerate things to have access to a road like that.
>dem sweet turns
>That view
>That road surface
>that lack of places for cops to sit and fuck your shit
If only.

I guess if that's what you're into man, I'm not one to judge.

This is where the bike tried to throw me when it started leaking oil from the stator cover all over the right side of the tire

I don't have a backrest. But when I do road trips I use my Tbag. Shits amazing

That's a funny way to spell HD CVO

Not that I'd ever buy one because I'm the anti-HD owner. I actually work on mine and don't spend money on shit that doesn't add to the bike.

If you're in CVO territory you might as well just buy a Triglide, if you're willing to buy a Triglide, just buy a car.

Did you get a new jacket, KYKLX?

Goldwing is comfier than that 2bh

>He doesn't wear a cape when riding his motorcycle

Your mom thinks it is amazing when i use my Tbag on her too if you know what i mean ;)

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Well ur mums seem to liek my dick inside her pussay, fagget!!

yiff in hell

that was the worst webm i have seen on dbt and i have seen this up here a few times

>thinks he's a special snowflake in a world full of squares

nah you're pretty much the prototypical harley owner.

Dad?

I know you've always wanted to meet your real dad but its not me kiddo. Next time i go and fuckt her ill get you some legos, champ.

>cvo
Such a silly waste of money for literally nothing

Used to know a fella who rode a Boss Hoss V8, passed away from cancer.

There's something to be said for putting a SBC on two wheels.

Saw a bunch of those at bike week. Straight garbage

Mods pls!! Mods!!

this one's worse

getting alot of use out of pic lately

please go away with the furshit