Drive your parents somewhere

>drive your parents somewhere
>they screech at every little thing you do

>chauffeuring my parents
>ever
I mean they can still drive good on their own.

>drive parents
>5 miles over the speed limit to pass someone
>OMG user SLOW THE FUCK DOWN

>drive LS1 trans am
>rip it through an intersection sideways
>moms corolla is in the opposite lane

kek

Its worse when your parents are terrible drivers, following too close, not checking blind spots etc but still backseat drive every time.

>mfw I drive with my parents

>Drive with my parents
>they complain that I'm driving like a grandmother

Its fun having parents that are skilled drivers

>driving my mom
>do that thing where you pretend to pass out and you faceplant on the horn
>she freaks the fuck out

> Mom is driving on a roadtrip
> Tailgates cars
> Overtakes cars going the speed limit just for ourselves to go at the speed limit
> Every overtake is a near death experience
Never again

>Driving with mum
>"C'mon speed up a bit. You're driving like an old man"

>drive like an asshole
>totaled a car and flipped another one
>gf's mom drives 10x more reckless than me
>gf drives 5x more reckless than me

her family is fun

>driving with mom
>she is judging the shit out of my like its my first time driving or something
pls dont mom, that only makes me panic more

and other times she wants me to drive like a madman
like get it together, i dont get you

>dad driving
>me and sis used to make screeching noises every time he stopped, accelerates, or turns
>he gets red in the face mad
>15 years later
>we still make screeching noises when he drives
>he loses his shit every time

Poor dad. He's actually a good driver, I just like to fuck with him

I bet he put's on an act for you guys.

>drive my mom everywhere because she doesnt have her fucking license

im moving out soon lads

>mfw my dad always turned a blind eye to my toegay shenanigans.

git gud

Holy shit this
I have learned that the only way to shut up my mom is to set cruise control to the posed speed limit and start braking about 10 car lengths behind other cars

Take them up to the togue and show them true fear

Do this +

>doughnuts
>driving at 130mph
>generally driving like a tool
>parents don't care

Feels good to have car loving family.

Kek

dubs confirm fondling maisie

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>drive ls1 Trans am
>parents know I track it
>dad asks me how to sport shift his 528i so he can beat people when they try to run away from him at stoplights

He just turned 75 and is still cool as fuck

>riding with dad in his new 16 camry
>mom pulls up beside at a light (she's 62)
>lower my window and jokingly start "talking trash" to mom in her prius
>she gives it right back to me saying she's in a superior car etc
>they actually launch a bit!
>dad pulls away easily

I have the coolest parents ever

Tfw my mom drives a GT500 and my dad builds race cars for a living

>driving mom around
>no complain because I drive perfectly normal

>driving gf
>"user I feel safe with you driving" because I drive fucking smooth

>driving friends
>one of them once talked shit about my car
>arrive on mountain road
>drop two gears and show them fear
>bitch actually liked it, others still scared two years later

I'm not even a good driver guys, seriously if you can't change your behaviour to suit your loved ones you're just stupid. Or mean. Probably both.

>drive parent somewhere (becauselol2seats)
>lower top
>screeching is now inaudible

>Not deliberately making 3g+ turns when driving just to piss off your mom and hear your dad kek at her screaming

are 3g turns even possible

Just turn on your phone data while turning

dadjoke/10

i laffed

>mom makes fun of me for just getting my license and being inexperience
>one day while im driving my mom around
>see intersection up ahead
>floor it and weave through 6 cars
>you can hear the raging horns from behind and some faint curses
>mom's heart is beating faster than a steamboat engine at full throttle
>see stop sign, cars queueing up
>floor it once again
>mom flips her shit
>slam the brakes with all my might
>stop like 5cm behind a soccer mom's SUV
>first time I heard my mom curse

Damn nigga Quasmoda lookin good in this pic

I wish I had this. My mom is a maniac when she drives 20 over passing people constantly, yet complains when I take a corner quickly in a coupe in the middle of summer.