Damnit Alphonse. Don't you have more important shit to do? Like dying of cancer?

Damnit Alphonse. Don't you have more important shit to do? Like dying of cancer?

EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU LIKE IT
YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF, YOU KEKS

DANCE PUPPETS, DANCE

Does this place have any goddamn mods?

It's a script.

Hey Alphonse, could you take a vacation from Veeky Forums and go to /asp/ for a month or two. We would really love to have you Easterspam there.

dont give him attention

the janny will delet this thread quicker than alphonse's
watch

wow that was quick, based mods and janny

Yes, they're controlled by Alphonse. Alphonse runs this board.
You're all mere playthings to Alphonse, things to fuck with when he gets bored.

From now on, post this image on any of his threads, derail the shit out of them. Even the notion of the gtr or ecoboost, that faggots got nothing on good old shitposting

newfag here, who the fuck is Alphonse again and why do we hate her/him?

yiff in hell furfag

leave

someone please just dox this fucker. How many 18 year old fur fags are there in Nevada?

THE MODS WONT HELP US
WE TAKE THINGS INTO OUR OWN HANDS
YIFF IN HELL FURFAG

You'll get banned for shitposting and not being Alphonse.

ok, I will.
but who is he/her

Friendly reminder that Alphonse > you

Alphonse is a namefag who posts Corvette vs GTR threads, and Ford Ecoboost threads.

He also spams the board with furry porn and frog images when bored. A while back, the mods banned the Alphonse name, but because of how this site works, Alphonse himself can't be permanently banned.

I'm not joking Alphonse, we will roll out the red carpet and worship you if you come to /asp/ for a month or two along with your Easterposting.

That's no fun, because it wouldn't trigger the cucks like it does here.

Besides, Alphonse only has godlike powers on Veeky Forums.

Honestly though.

What's in it for me?

do it, then post your email, and I will flood your email with my personal gfur collection.

Gonna have to offer more than that.

We will worship you unlike these cucks and make a holiday based on you if you come. Just make sure you say that you're Alphonse and not Carter our residential version and more shittier version of you.

Okay. MAYBE. Maybe. The mods only cater to me on Veeky Forums and 3 other boards though. I don't know if it will work. I might try though.

I can confirm, saying the Ford GT is retarded.

There are virtually no mods there. Just make sure to target the wrestlefags there. They get triggered more easily than /pol/.

>calls the janny a piece of shit
>expects good treatment
He's a great guy. Maybe if you guys would treat him better you wouldn't get banned.

The fuck are you talking about?

A car cannot be a mod or janitor.

eat a dick solomon

I propose a new rule: speak ill of Alphonse and get b&

T: an attention whore

Stay triggered.
I approve.

t. triggered cuck

reminder Alphonse could have you banned at will

That's mod abuse.

It isn't. They're allowed to do whatever they want. Read the rules next time.

Can't.

ISTP

you faggots know 4chanx has a filter, right?

I'm ENTP

No thanks, Veeky Forums only uses FRAM filters.

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>Fram

Purolator was long ago established to be Veeky Forums's oil filter of choice. Fram is literal garbage

Seriously, mods don't exist. Please come Mr. Lord and Savior!

>Fram is literal garbage

You have to report things for mods to show up because the new mods are normies with social lives. They only check the report que because they're too busy having girlfriends and shit.

You can shitpost for a whole thread but if a tumblr migrant reports an otherwise good post in another thread for "nigger" you're banned from the whole board

Take advantage of this. The users decide how strictly the rules are enforced.

Not if the mods are corrupt.

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Wrestlefags literally worship shitposting. They can't stand any actual discussion, but they hate it if someone else that isn't them are shitposting. So piss them of see if I care. Just leave the martial autists alone or at least warn them ahead of time.
Mods on /asp/ are notoriously lazy, corrupt, and stupid so Alphonse's threads will last a month before any mod/janny does anything.

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OKAY! Fine! Give me 5 minutes.

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Yes, I love you Alphonse!

And they shitposted happily ever after.

So happy.

>Just checked /asp/
IT'S HAPPENING!

We'll take really good of Alphonse during his vacation.

It's over


Fuck you alphonse

Care, take really good care of Alphonse during his vacation.

I suck at typing.

the /asp/ janny is on top of things
everything alphonse posts is getting deleted fast.

Janny on /asp/ is a residential shitposting spammer. He just got butthurt that there is now competition coming in this board.

>he STILL thinks Carter is the janny
Wow

Well thanks for trying Alphonse. Also good luck with him Veeky Forums.

Based el Cuckter burying Alphonsetty

lol janny got triggered

He actually got out of his fat ass and did something. I wish we could keep you Alphonse.