I was given a crappy civic. from what i heard these things are slow

i was given a crappy civic. from what i heard these things are slow.
any ideas of how to make this car fast?

I donno man, I really wish I could help though

They handle well, that's their strength. Not fast, but still fun.

Don't bother with the seventh gen. Just don't.

>carbon fiber hood
>type r badges possibly indicating a type r

why are you even bitching?

The Type R badges and carbon fiber hood are a good start.

cause i wanted something that isn't a a to b car. and its also a manual. I've never driven one but for some stupid reason i didn't get a automatic.

and whats a 'type r' anyway. its still a crappy civic.

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This.

the r in type r stands for red (hence the red badges) and it means that every other opponent it faces is put into "red alert" because of how fast the type r is

Ls swap

Dual Hayabusa swap

Ebay turbo with boost controller only run 5psi of boosties then run a fat intercooler w/nobumper and tune it for sick fwd burnouts

Just sell it poorfag and get a LS400. The only fuckers you'll be beating are Prius's, MAYBE

Do this.

>I'm retarded
The post

lol, nawwww

>dual hayabusa

Hmmm...

Fartcan muffler and lots of stickers. That's how everybody around here makes their Civics fast. And then I pass them in my CUV because it's just an obnoxious econobox.

Yes. Shitloads of boost. It's really the only option.

>given
Be thankful, friend.

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Go down hill

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drop an LS in there