It finally happened Veeky Forums

Have you given some consideration to not sucking?

Almost did.

:(

holy beaners

Did you survive?

3 spooky 5 me

No, I'm haunting this board now.

Congrats on not dying desu.

Nah bro that will buff right out

Equinox is that you

Greentext, .webm, something user.

that was my first thought too

alphonse pls go

Alright

>Was driving the local touge
>Nothing too fast
>Take the corner like normal
>Hit a patch of California's finest dirt (The area in which I was driving was pretty dusty due to the gravel pits and strip-mining)
>Get hektik
>Car coming in the other lane
>Attempt to keep it in my lane
>Fishtail and fly off the cliff
>Roll down to the bottom
>Crawl out of the car
>The rest went down pretty predictably

Damn, son. Enter slow and exit fast.

you mean you sucked pedro's and armando 's dick to get towed back home ?

There was no sense in towing it back home.

>driving too fast for conditions
they should take your license away.

...

...

Both of these were while it was being pulled out btw.

...

...

holy shit you go to the socal meets right? its the white na miata guy... that sucks dude

Yeah, I don't think I'll be going to the next one.

damn m8 you are lucky, people die in much less severe accidents all the time.
Learn a lesson today about slowing down on shitty roads?

what do you thing your getting next? i wont make the next one either still got a bit of things to fix

och its no that bad, i've fixed worse

Probably.
Don't know. Might be awhile before I can afford something else.

Did the police give you a citation?

Nope.

Seriously though go buy a lottery ticket, maybe put some bets down at the grey hound track.

It's too late for that, he already used his good luck for a while.

Anything salvageable from the wreck worth selling? How's the engine?

Don't know yet. I'll probably go look at it when I can.

you gonna drive the touges anymore? like 3 weeks ago i was on glendora ridge road (a single lane road)being chased by a focus st and spun out, almost hit the side of the mountain and went off the edge at 1 am shit scared me

Once I get a new car. I'll just have to be more careful.

Once you get a new shitbox since you shouldn't be trusted

...

>/pol/fag pretends to like cars

Just zip tie it back together

>only apolitical or liberal people can like cars
Nigger what?

>drive like an asshole
>complain when you get your comeuppance

Shit sucks, but no one put a gun to your head and told you to drive like that. Have fun explaining this to mommy and daddy

>vapeing while scraping

>living in a white state
>not having any spice in your life
White people are so fucking bland, no wonder they hate everyone and fuck their relatives

Normal people don't total their cars because they hit a patch of dirt.

This is the reason i always stay in the back of the pack at Veeky Forums meets.
You niggas drive like idiots and someone always crashes or grenades their engines

The only one here complaining here is you.
Guess I'm not normal.

>s/o/cal in charge of not crashing

Pfffft hahahaha

>Subaru

Can you be any more predictable?

ran your plate, 06 legacy from out of state and youve had it for less than a year. you suck at driving. near corona.

you run plates? can you get addresses or just the same info as vinbro?

Shit happens. The important thing is that no one got hurt.

I clipped my front end on a post once. It's embarrassing and scary to drive again, but you'll get back into it.

wew

Are you ok OP?

also what the fuck is this guy doing in America? fucking primordial aztec looking ass nigga straight from the caves outside lake titicaca. we don't have white people to drive tow trucks?

...

I'm fine. As for the tow truck Mexicans they probably hopped the fence.

>titicaca

l
m
a
o

rule of thumb with Veeky Forums: never post that you got into a car accident

i had to learn that the hard way

...

...

lol.
that's not a cliff.
it's a bloody ditch.

a black guy got a job and a mexican got a visa?

What ever happened to treequinox?

...

haha..What is the native american population doing in Americas? Europeans sound accurate..

...

>Hit a patch of California's finest dirt

This is something you need to experience to believe. I experienced something similar when I entered a roundabout. Something about it was off - either funky pavement or it was slanted or whatever but it resulted in a complete lost of traction like I was on ice. I was going about 20-30mph, fresh tires on car, yet zero traction, couldn't do shit, slid something like 5-10ft and almost hit a guardrail. Literally stopped 3 inches away.

That was also the exact same area my GF got into an accident. Actually the guardrail was fucked up pretty bad so there were multiple accidents. A few months later they finally put a sign up and fixed the pavement.

Sorry OP. That shit happens.

>be OP
>blow such a sick cloud he can't see shit
>drive into a ditch
Subaru life.

He's still around just detripped like the rest of us.

>be mjet
>blow such a sick dick and get jizz in my eyes
>PASSIONATELY drive into ditch
Faggot life.

I know that feel as well
>driving 996 C4S Cab
>ripping it up a parking garage
>hit patch of dust and gravel from lazy workers
>do a fucking FaZe 720, somehow don't hit anything
>look around, nobody saw, and the automatic roll bars had deployed behind me
>push them back down and creep the rest of the way up
>buy new underwear on the way home

are you that guy that drives a diesel fiat?

Yes. I am also a guy that doesn't crash into ditches when I pass a patch of dirt.

Yep. This is why you shouldn't speed unless you know the road really well and there is no one else around. I don't know the proper name for it but some asphalt is utter shit, kinda like black ice. You'll be speeding your ass off for 5-10 years but your luck will run out and all it takes is that one shitty patch to fuck you up for life.

Drive safe.

>cliff

Stop being dramatic, you sissy. You went down an embankment into a gully and fucked your tin can jap car all to shit being a ricer on a public road.

>redd.it fag likes to post on Veeky Forums

dude, what?
native americans come from siberia, and killed all the indigenous megafauna in america who were the original inhabitants

It's not even a GT. Wasn't made for spirited driving. Sloppy suspension poor steering.
Glad you're okay but not the car to do it in. It's a boat.

>Literally stopped 3 inches away.
as opposed to stopping 3 figurative inches away, right?

Glad you cleared that up for me dumbass

"Literally" is typically used in that context usually to say how it wasn't an exaggeration.

I.e. "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!" Meaning that it was a dumb thing, but not necessarily actually the dumbest thing.
vs. "That's literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard!" Meaning, according to the speaker, that this is genuinely the dumbest thing he's ever heard, like, for example, your comment

>inb4 autismo powerlevel showing

I jej'd because OP is probably a soccer mom and that's exactly what a soccer mom would say

The closest thing I've experienced to hitting a patch of dirt when i was 15. I was riding a bmx bike and i turned leftfrom a neighborhood onto a sidewalk, i was going fast around the turn so i was leaning pretty far.

Next thing I knew the bike slid out from under me and I went skidding. For some reason there was a big patch of dirt on the sidewalk, what the hell. I just got up and kept riding

>not being insured.

Don't even get another one, you obviously can't be responsible enough.

Overconfidence. It's what makes a Subaru a Subaru.

I am insured.

Damn OP that sucks, I have a similar story

>have 02' wrx
>never replaced bushings or suspension
>driving on shitty old tires
>driving up glendora mountain road with friends
>make it up and start heading back down
>start getting tired and irritated by shit sliding around in my car
>enter a long corner at high speed without paying attention
>come back to attention and realize my speed
>panic stab my brakes
>back fishtails and almost passes me up, give it gas to pull straight
>go straight
>cant stop from crashing into the large quartz mound
>get out and thank god I wasnt on a corner with 1' high brick "railing" to fall 700 feet to my death
>limp the car home 20 miles with a ruined tire and a rock between the rim and bead of the tire
>wake up the next morning and call insurance
>claim I saw an animal and swerved
>insurance says not totaled
>got the car back from the body shop last week
>swear to never go on canyon roads ever again.

I don't think canyons are for me, I like to cruise around town, but not slosh side to side for 2 hours straight.

Pic related, my car after the crash

the body shop did pretty good work if i say so myself

>0.0 sticker
I can double that in my sleep,fatso.

Also,sorry about your loss.