Get into passionate discussion with woman about Henry V

>get into passionate discussion with woman about Henry V
>we end up really liking each other
>she invites me to come over to her house later
>come over that evening
>she makes dinner for me
>we get in casual discussion about Julius Caesar
>say I think Brutus was a hero
>she flips out and says he betrayed Julius
>say no I don't really feel that way
>argument heats up
>she ends up kicking me out (but not overtly, just saying after the meal she has to go to bed so I should probably go home)
What the hell, man

>I think Brutus was a hero

And he was an honourable man

>implying Brutus and his cronies didn't inadvertently cause the fall of the republic
A real human bean and a hero

And so are they all honorable men.

>"it's an user gets cucked by Shakespeare" episode

Perfidious Albion strikes again.

Caesar was ambitious

If it were so, it was a grievous fault
And grievously hath he paid for it

She wants the D (Dictator)

>mfw Caesar is such a cuck that he has to have Anthony run a race for him on the Lupercal to heighten his wife's fertility

Bet he was letting that faggot Mark Anthony fuck his wife to "heighten her fertility" too. What a fucking cuck.

If my Mark Anthony was James Purefoy, I'd let him fuck my wife too

Eh maybe, but then it would be the Marlon Brando version for Mark Anthony that I let fuck my wife.

...

Be glad she didn't poison your food.

>say no I don't really feel that way

You were wrong because you let your 'feels' get in the way of clear discussion.

I bet her side of the argument was more rational than yours.

What are you basing this on?

>arguing over fucking Julius Caesar
Are you autistic?

Haha loser. Didn't have sex because some shit happened 2000+ years ago.

For most human beings, an opinion is like a noxious, acidic fluid that will corrode and restructure every form of thought it comes in contact with, and so must be kept away at all costs. For some, though, it is simple enough to encase this substance in glass, to walk circles around it, and discern its properties.

Can we safely say that OP got cucked by Julius Cesar? At least he had Brutus to think about while he slept alone that night...

You fucked up OP, you should have asked her what her favorite racing team was.

and he was a good friend

>Cockblocked by dead people.
At least my cockblocking was the woman's conscience.

>you will never find a gf that's passionate enough about Roman history to have debates with

I don't care that this is bait, OP. I'm goddamn mad.

I dont understand, you were almost raped by a woman?

White > Blue > Green > Red

>fuck my wife

Who cares about the wife you cuckolds, I'd let him fuck me

I had a similar experience with a girl and Napoleon. I think I ended up swaying her opinion though, considering I didn't get kicked out.

meanwhile on Veeky Forums

In the end, he was the noblest Roman of them all

I had one, she tried, but I put her swiftly into place.

She never mentioned history again.

Fucking hipsters, man

Green > all, brah.

>I think Brutus was a hero
Eat shit and die, faggot!
The Republic was enriched by Caesar, not diminished.
It was only the corrupt politicians and swindlers whose plots were undone that felt the hand of defeat and despair.
Brutus was a faggot, a noble faggot, but a faggot.
Loyal to a fault for his ideals, done whats right by him, cant ask for much more.
But goddamn did he have to KILL Caesar?
Been near 2,000 years and I am kind of upset by this event.
I hope you homo cucks all inadvertently fuck eachother.
Go to her
>fuck her
>then shank her
>tfw she says "et tu user?"

Tell us the story.

>Being a plebeian monophysite

Dude...

>me on the right