Which car should I get if I want to attract large, hairy gay men?

Which car should I get if I want to attract large, hairy gay men?

>inb4 Miata
A hot pink Dodge Coronet

Corvette

Anything GM

a harley

Dodge Neon

A new Charger/Challenger

NA Miata cuz they're faaaabbuuullloouuss

I am a large, hairy gay man.
Anything japanese makes my cock drip.
But that is just me.
There are two kinds of muscle-bears. Some will just go for another bear, they like things that reminds them of themselves, muscle cars, big pick-up trucks, CUSTOM MOTORCYCLES, that's their weak spot. In the other hand, some will go after cute twinks, that's me, I like fast, "ricedsh" cars is flashy colors, because they actually attracts my prey, young, tender, cute, twinks.

But, as Sean states in Tokyo Drift. "It's not about the ride, it's about the rider".
You can buy a Harley, but if you are a twink and go after a bear that is only interest in another bear you'll be losing time and money. Know yourself and what you are looking for.

The only correct answer here, other than a giant diesel truck.