Is it possible to drive a convertible without being a homosexual?

hmmm
>gay

bruh don't do it. When I bought a convertible I went on the longest fucking dry spell. No pussy til I sold it. Fuck miatas

I drive two convertibles, 70% of the time top-down (gulf-coast lyfe yo), and I'm a straight 27-y.o. man. You could call me asexual because I don't actually want a partner, but I fap to women everyday and only have (casual) sex with women so...

Does that refute your point OP?

I own two convertibles, one sports car, the other a land yacht. I'm 35 and straight as an arrow. Don't listen to these faggots

...And I've gotten most of my pussy since getting my miata, so.... It's not your car; it's you, your confidence, your insecurity about your car, and whatever your life situation is while you own it.

sweet mullet dude

Well, user was talking about vagina, not actual cats.

t-tops and targas are always cool

Are both convertibles miata?

Do you know what website this is?

Any woman with an iq more than one will see it for what it is. A droptop rwd civic with faggotbait styling.

Fuck the memes.

Bought a v8 luxury sedan and never looked back desu got girl problems now because there's too many of them and one of me

>hurr convertible gay meme
Convertibles are
>easier to steal
>deadlier in a crash
>harder to control (floppier chassis)
>driver-oriented

I don't know where this fucking came from but it's so goddamn stupid. Convertibles are for people who enjoy driving and are willing to inconvenience themselves in NUMEROUS ways just to have the open-top experience.

T. somebody who has no interest in owning a convertible

It also helps to meet women when they pay you to style their hair.

>>harder to control (floppier chassis)
some which were designed as convertibles aren't that floppy
>>driver-oriented
some are, some aren't. there are plenty of FWD shitboxes which had their roofs chopped off to make them in to convertibles and those tend to be not particularly driver-oriented

>I'm just going to type words and hope they make sense: the post

>Any woman with an iq more than one will see it for what it is
>A droptop rwd civic with faggotbait styling
If a woman knows what rwd or faggotbait styling is she's probably a dude

Nope. Roadsters are the real man's "top down" car. Convertibles are womanly because they try to be the best of both but really just suck hard.

Don't be gay: get a roadster

roadsters are a subset of convertibles

They are top down all the time. Not very convertible.

The real roadsters are like that at least. Half-assed convertigay roadsters still have a top.

>don't get something exactly the same but won't soak you when it rains

Early classic convertible landyachts come to mind. A four door '63 Continental isn't exactly a gay mobile.

>some which were designed as convertibles aren't that floppy
If it was designed as a convertible from day 1, it could've either been a lighter or more rigid hardtop instead. Simple engineering, really.

>decide I like the Lexus SC430 because idk why
>start looking at who drives them
>95% old realtor women drivers
>5% their husband
>give up looking at the SC430

I want a Rolls Royce instead now.

hardly any cars are top-down all the time. only stuff like this

>not ditching the convertible top for maximum weight reduction

So many casuals these days.

Although I would call the Miata a gay hairdresser car, I wouldn't call the Shelby Cobra a gay car.

Funny, I guess.

The Miata is just a modern interpretation of the old british roadsters, where the fuck did the stupid gay meme come from?

You can take the soft top out of a miata in ten minutes, I don't like convertibles either but I like lightweight rwd go-carts 8^)

>exactly the same
Top is pigfat m8.

>rain
>not going fast enough that it goes over you
>not having more than one car

because it doesn't have RAAGGHH ANGRY HEADLIGHTS

and then when it got them it lost its character.
at least they didn't ditch the mechanical parts of what makes them good

one of these has a naturally aspirated 289 V-8 or a supercharged 428

It's been around since the 90's when miatas were driven primarily by flamboyant Big Gay Al style homosexual male hair-stylists, it predates may-may's by quite awhile.

The old british roadsters or the Shelby don't have angry headlights either. Even the new ones aren't that angry.

>FLYING IS DUMB
>PARACHUTES ARE FOR GIRLS
>I WISH MORE OF MY BONES WERE BROKEN

>Be on power tour 2015
>stuck in traffic behind Cobra repica
>torrential rainstorm happens
>mfw watching two guys in Cobra replica in front of me get fucking soaked
>mfw one of them tries to hold onto an umbrella when we're moving again and it goes flying off into the ditch

Not behind the wheel of that fairymobile. That fat garbage can't even turn and that's all there is good about a convertible.

meant for

So if you put enough HP in a Miata it ceases to be gay?

Yeah, but that was stylish and classy back then, now it's just "gay"

>Posting on Veeky Forums.
>Accepting your society's stereotypes blindly.

So, I noticed you're insecure.

u wot?

I'm just pointing out that some people think roadsters are gay/effeminate and that they haven't always been seen that way

I'm about to drop 9k on a miata nc with retractable hardtop. I could give two fucks whether I'm seen as gay or not.

i've got a NC PRHT too. never had a gay comment about it but i've had a stranger ask "is it very fast" and i've had someone else ask "is that the rotary one" lel. enjoy it bro

Fair enough.

does this make me gay lads?

I see Eliott you bought yourself a new car, not in denial anymore, I see.

Don't even care if that is gay, I'd dress up like a sissy and take it hard to get the keys for those babies.

Until you realize the car weighs 400lbs more because they have to beef up the roof

Sad but true

>You could call me asexual because I don't actually want a partner
That's called being a bachelor you fucking retard.

The only converitable I'd own Is a mx-5

If you're so insecure and hung up about your image that you'd choose to drive a different car than the one you actually want, then no, it's not possible for you to drive ANY car without being gay.

Of course.

t.closet homosexual driving a convertible (most likely a miata)

-tips fedora-
>you clearly drive a miata, Z3 or some other piece of shit girl car

Convertibles have to be at least 40 years old or have 600+ hp. Otherwise, you're a card carrying fuc boi. Prove me wrong.

t. cucked out of driving fun cars because someone might make fun of you and hurt your fragile feelings

How does it feel to have been so thoroughly emasculated?

>Is it possible to drive a convertible without being a homosexual?
If you're a woman.

And it's only ever acceptable to drive the SC430 if you're a granny.

>Is it possible to drive a convertible without being a homosexual?
Yea, it's called being a chauffeur driving an old car like pic related.

Yea, it's called having taste...

...For the finer things in life.

Stop it with this "t." shit, no one cares about northern Europe and their faggy, minuscule effects on internet dialogue

Also, I was more making fun of the way you held yourself above everyone to say that. Who gives a fuck if you drive a roadster? Clearly you right now, you feel very proud for driving your fun car. Okay.

yeah as long as its not a four seater

Yes. A blown LS Miata isn't exactly gay.

I'd draw the line at 550hp, because that would include the V8 F-type.

Phaeton =/= convertible

The fuck is the point of a convertible sports car?

Convertible luxobarge like an old Rambler or something, I can see the point of. Sunday drives with the girl/senpai. Comfy I6/V8 rumble and sun while not going too fast.

Convertible sports cars:
-look worse than hardtops, pretty much 100% of the time
-are heavier and handle worse
-are meant to go fast in a straight line and around corners, do you think normies want to do that with the wind whipping around them? No one outside of an absolute madman would do that for fun
-shit aerodynamics
-women love them for about 5 minutes, then you're an insensitive cunt

Yo guys, check out my chick car! I'm such a hairdresser.

Looks bad Todd

Hair dressers drive Camry's and Corollas, not Miatas t.b.h.

I've only ever seen big fellas in them

Only if you're a hairdresser.

>Hardtop on vert
>Not looking like a closet homosexual trying to fool normal people.
>Being this pathetic

Just get a car with a real roof if you're that jelly

i could call you a gay faggot who takes big nigger cocks up his ass... because that's what you are.

>he's insecure about his sexuality
Looks like we've got a closet fag on our hands, boys