Hey, can I take a ride with you? Thanks, bro

>Hey, can I take a ride with you? Thanks, bro

How would you react?

>implying I let people ride with me.

Nigga im a lone beta male :^(

I don't smoke weed.

sure, I like turtles

Damn, Uncle Phil, time has not been kind to you.

>>Hey, can I take a ride with you?
No

Why do I got the Recaro option? So it would hold me in during hard cornering? No, it's to keep disgusting fat pigs out of my car.

Suck his daddy dick

sure, hop in

kek

Tru

I put a fixed bucket in mine to deter fatasses and their
>bro can I drive it?

>fat lards can't fit in my seats
>cute womanlets love my seats

Win-win

Are you gonna eat all of that?

>god please just take the picture

>pls hurry

Can't stop the kek.

I'd flash some syringes and ask where the fire and ice at.

Duh.

why do fat people have those ugly ass mustaches shaved in the center?

to look like gg allin?

Lenny?

"You're a big guy."

Similar situation same result
> walking down hallway in hospital
> large black man spots me
"Yo big man, you gonna ride this elevator?"
> me: well I wasn't going to why
"I'm scared of them and my brothers on the floor up"
> remembers that I am carrying "sure"
>get on with him and ride up
"Thanks man I got stuck on one of these alone once and now I can't ride alone. I'll pay you"
>decline and wave him off when he gets to his floor

Everything went better than expected

talentless hack

>smoking in parking lot with a friend in shitty area
>large black guy knocks on my window violently
>"ey yo lemme get a hit of dat"
>end up smoking turns out to be pretty okay guy

Sure, ive always wanted to try hauling cattle with my truck. Did you bring a trailer or will you be riding in the bed?

golem get ye gone

It piss

This picture makes me rock hard.
I think it's her thinly veiled feelings of disgust and fear, like she is willingly allowing herself to be violated.

More of her?