Driving is the only time when I feel completely focused and in control

>driving is the only time when I feel completely focused and in control
>cars and wrenching are only subjects that I feel I can confidently talk about without spilling my spaghetti
Anyone else /realhumanbean/ here?

I kinda get where you're coming from

>tfw no good qualities except the fact that I own a slightly rare shitbox
>spending all my free time and money fixing it up because I wanna go fast and have a cool car
>still no gf to sit in my passenger seat when it's finished
why even try

>For sale: 20 year shitbox. Driver seat shredded, passenger seat never used.

Tfw i only trully feel alive when having sex or whwn I'm driving in the 90's.

I drive at night. My MAGA hat on my head, Jackson Browne on the radio. I feel alone but find solace in my droning engine.

We gonna make it lads.

>Drive shitbox
>manual, not fast
>still pretend its a racecar
>all my friends say its shit
>"why would you want a manual"
>constantly making fun of me for liking my car
>I still love it
>I love driving it
>It feels better to drive than the newer cars ive driven that are all electronic
>I like my real feeling car
I know I will get made fun of for this, but I just really love my shitbox.

You're so right though, my 1991 corolla (wagon) is so much more comfy and fun to drive than any modern car.

>Paper thin doors so you have a ton of room despite being a very small car
>Lightweight and easy to park and maneuver
>Even though it's stock corolla suspension with a lot of body roll it still corners like a champ
>No ABS, traction control or any driver assists which means even more fun
>No gay infotainment bullshit, just me, my shitbox, and the road
An e90 corolla should not be more comfy and fun than a modern car

>play Yeezy's Waves
>go for a night drive
Best feel ever, tbqh.

I feel it too user
>the only reason it's special is because it's mine
>"but user it's a manual why would you want that"
>"It's so slow"
>only feel happy when I'm on sideways on a dirt road hauling ass
>driver seat wore through, passenger seat slightly used from previous owner
We'll get there one day br/o/thers

>even sex has become dull
>haven't gone for a drive in weeks since car needs work

t.me in 10 years

that gif is fuckin hilarious

>dealership technician
>spend literally 75% of my waking life working on cars
>still not enough
>buy projects to work on in spare time

I'm tired but it's worth it. /realhumanbean/ even though I have a qt to ride in the passenger seat and fuck senseless when I'm not working on cars.

i can't unhear the bean part now, thanks for ruining the song...ya jackass

Coming to Ashtabula in my shitbox to work in a trailer park (uncle owns it).

Can I join your shit-box club? I won't have any friends.

>tfw never have to vacuum the passenger footwell

same here

sauce on that image?

I'M GIVING YOU A NIGHTCALL

>"why would you want a manual"

Is this America? What the fuck.

yes please

Half the lyrics of that song are unintelligible anyway, still good

>moved out of my parents house five Yeats ago
>still spend most of my free time in their garage because I don't have my own

at least you have a gf

This man speaks the truth

>driving is the only time when I feel completely focused and in control
Have you tried riding a motorcycle?

No, not my kind of thing tbqh

*INDISCERNIBLE ROBOT VOICE*

I feel the same way user. All my friends are into cars but never want to cruise so I end up driving by myself for hours. My wallet hates it but I love it.

TELL YOU HOW I FEEL

Is it true that if I go fast enough on a bike I can outrun my feels?

Feels are known to have a terminal velocity of about 100 mph.

Watching Drive again because of this thread, thanks guise

I know this feel, only autotragic. And people make fun of me for wanting a manual.

I relate to that. Have dumped countless hours of labor into pic related, to keep it in pristine condition. It is pristine for a 1999 year model, and I will continue to dump countless hours of tender care and devotion to keep it that way.

>but user, you could afford a new one

Yes I could, but NO. You don't understand, you never will. This one stays with me until the day I rest buried with it at the bottom of the touge.

My drunk ass forgot the picture.

how do i get a gf?

it just feels like some guys just have one by default.

but HOW, how do you get one when you're no gf?

no one has the answer

Confidence.

If you're asking questions about how to get a gf instead of going places to socialize with people and maybe find someone to hang out with, then you don't have it.

The guys who "just have one" are the guys who just go and don't give a shit.

Wish you well bud.

I can tell I love my fiance because when I opened the pic I only thought about the hardwood floors and the xbox one in white.

Fuck I really should have gotten it in white to complement my white PS4.

Also, fiance is driving a Fusion that I want to drive but she isn't letting me. LMAO

I get it OP, it feels like flying for like non of my problems can reach me. My car is my home away from home.

Nice blog, faggot.

Confidence helps a lot. It's something you learn over time. It can't be faked. It's a mindset that I don't really know how to teach. Even still it took going through a lot of different girls to find the right one where things fell into place. It isn't all just confidence.

What helped me get in the game is have a mindset that you want the girl to have an opinion of you.

Either good or bad it doesn't matter, it is that you don't go unnoticed. Spend time chatting, studying together, whatever.

You either find out your compatible or not, and your goal should be forming an opinion of each other.

>really enjoy driving late nights just aimlessly
>can't waste gas because I'm already buying 1-2 tanks a week
>broke as fuck

send help or a motorcycle

So comfy though. I'm planning to do this tonight, anyone got any decent driving songs/albums I could download?

>tfw I will never experience the loop with my friends at 3am

Atlas album by FM84

them muscle feels, perfect cars for cruising

i need a qt in my passenger seat and my life is complete

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Insomnium - Across the Dark

fucking garbage, sounds like 80s workout music

anyone have human bean music

No.

>tfw really like motorcycles
>tfw got really good at fixing them
>can literally do anything minus electronics/ignition shit in which case I would just buy a new OEM component for
>too afraid to ride

Go fuck your shifter.

Humanbean music is very similar.

I know that feel.

i know what you mean, ever go for a drive and talk to yourself

:)

ahem....
MONEY.
with money comes a certain " who gives a fuck" attitude

what the other anons call confidence is just purely bullshit.

ever been hit on by a fat chick and turned her down? I do. every night.

that fatty had confidence. but it was just simple not being attractive. Im an attractive guy imo. girls say so. and gays seem to worship me. I am athletic. I do stay clean. But user I swear to god user confidence is only useful in sport fucking. not landing a good girl.

just concentrate on money. concentrate on retirement. concentrate on you. because guess what...

those bitches almost always are selfhish. its just human nature. but after they fuck you over. you're not moving into mom's. you're set. now that is CONFIDENCE confidence in knowing you will do just fine in this world with or without some whore. your presence is a present my friend. if they don't want you or the 20 somthing 2016 anthem of " not knowing what they want" that's their loss. theres nothing to fake. no swagger to adopt. its just living your life and spoiling yourself. if they cant appreciate that then they are just dumb bimbos trying to sport fuck and not worth your time.

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