Has anyone here ever tried to outrun the police?

Has anyone here ever tried to outrun the police?

I got away from them once, but it was sheer dumb luck

Bunch of times on dirtbikes as a kid, super easy to get away

storytime?

No, because I'm not retarded, and even if I did get away they'll be looking for my make/model for weeks to come.

Never been pulled over though, thankfully.

Pls tell senpai

Yeah pretty much every night, I get in my jap spec futo with all the upgrades and drift my way past all the police and to safety

okay but it's a not an exciting story
>be noon on a saturday my brother called me he needed me to deliver some tools to our eldest brother who was working on his mixer
>i was being shitty and told him I didnt have gas, big bro says take my car, keys are by the door
>get out of bed and peel out of my neighborhood driving big bros car
> half way down our market street, realize i dont know where I'm going call biggest bro and try to memorize the streets, doesnt know the address so cant google maps
>suddenly lock eyes with a cop who was in the turning lane I was in the furthest left lane going straight
>his lights go up, I drop the phone and slam on the gas
>clean driving rec, big bros car, i panicked
>looking in the rear view he's trying to make a U turn but all the other cars that were behind me are slow to move
>red light up ahead and turning lane is full, quickly jerk wheel across two lanes into a business area and cut through the little alley behind the stores
>car is slammed so i scraped the side skirts when i entered the next street going right towards whitelock
>cop had the same idea, im at the next light already and still speeding up
>ahead two lines merge into one, ford escort is trying to eeks out infront of me to get to the walmart
>i can hear sirens off to the left, according to google maps caltrans building was literally .3 miles from all this
>soccer mom panics when she seems me trying to climb in her back seat of her mini van in an v8
>i know in my heart that cop couldnt have seen my license plate, im too far away for his dash cam, if i keep going straight no traffic cams, rev the engine, she swerves stops her car in the painted median
>take off down the road run a stop sign
>i drove miles in the wrong direction to get away, im out in the farm lands now i never went back

I got in a street race a month ago when the other guys beat me witless I flipped a bitch and turned at the next light prepared to drive home in shame. On my way back six cop cars flew by in the direction we had been racing in.

was driving home from work at like 6pm doing like 120km/h in a 60 km/h zone. Under a bridge and I notice a charger. WHIPPED past him, looked in my rear view and he flipped his cherries on. kept the pedal down and turned right, went north (opposite direction of home) and took some retarded ass long-way-home.

Took the same road to work for years, months in that car, never had an issue.

I was driving the King of the Trailer park if youre wondering

No I'm not retarded.

I was angry about being pulled over one time, so I ignored the police for a block or two. The officer asked why I didn't pull over right away, and I said that I thought he was going after someone else.

Why the fuck would anyone try to outrun the police? Don't be an asshole and you won't get pulled over

>Don't be an asshole and you won't get pulled over
That doesn't work when the person pulling people over is an asshole themselves.

yes


>drive built 2011 5.0, first car
>with friend in a 45mph blvd about to go over a causeway
>3am
>gas it
>end up going 160mph+ when I see disco lights pop up from ahead and instantly go behind
>turn lights off, gas it even more and mash brakes to go from 160-60mph in turning lane ahead
>brakes probably turned to butter after this
>cop doesn't even see me turn I imagine since I was so far ahead
>hide behind a jiffy lube for 2 hours then take long way back home


another time in same car


>doing top speed run, going 170+ down i95
>see disco lights in back
>keep going
>2 exits later I turn into one of them at lightspeed and go the same way back
>see SUV cop still having disco lights on going down the highway looking for me

no, but I got some "protips" from my 66 year old colleague on how to lose the cops lol, he said it isn't really that difficult and he has done it before

>create some distance so they don't have line of sight
>take a turn from the main road and onto a smaller road when they can't see you
>make sure it's not a dirt road where you leave some obvious fresh tracks

>they are only factory tuned.

> cops always pulling my Torana over cause it sounded hectic
> fully mod plated engine swap
> heading to maccas when cops heading in opposite direction eyeball me then hit the party lights
> smash it and take the back streets while they're chucking a u-turn
> sideways round most corners
> 10 inch wide rears scrambling for traction
> almost at maccas.jpg
> they catch up on the straight
35 minutes later all my mods check out as legal and they let me go to maccas

> pic unrelated

Standard Aussie cops, probably followed you into maccas for a tax-payers funded feed.

Not really chasing me in particular but close enough

>Carl's Jr. ricer meet
>All my friends are gone, and there's mostly Hondas/Integras left
>Big ass group of Hondas starts to leave
>Go out in my Mazdaspeed 3, to bat them around and feel good about being able to beat someone
>Do a couple of pulls on the highway, take them by several cars
>Check rearview
>cherriesnberries.jpg
>FUCK
>No thoughts, drop two gears and floor it
>Take U-turn exit, four Hondas come up about 10 seconds later, 5-0 hot on their ass
>Duck off in neighborhood, rice cannons fly past, but no disco lights
>Fucking terrified, pull into driveway with some WRX next to me, dude comes outside like wtf
>Tell him I did some pulls on the highway and I need to lay low, he says it's fine in hopes of watching me getting my ass sacked
>Wait there for 30 minutes
>Go back home trying not to make too much noise (no cat, only a resonator)

Yeah I'm not doing that again.

99.999% of the "stories" in these types of threads are, and will always be, utter and complete bullshit.

Not so exciting, I was pretty young

Lived in RURAL Canada. (Yukon)
>be 13
>going hunting
>dad tells me to take back roads only since I can hardly see over the wheel+no plates
>take highway cuz back roads take forever
>driving dad's old unregistered ford pickup
>this was back when you still had to register long guns in Canada

>unregistered, unplugged SKS, 870 + shells + my dad's old ruger 6shooter in the truck
>underage driver in unregistered truck
>daddy would whip my ass if I got caught

>first car I pass was one of the two cops in town, lights on right away
>panic, veer off the highway
>took the first driveway I could find, there's old train tracks running parallel to the highway
>get on the train tracks and book it
>the cop stops at the tracks and gets out
>no plates can't find out who I am fucker

I was so scared I kept bombing down that train track, blew a tire and kept on driving and wrecked the rim

Got whupped anyway, oh well

imagine being a policeman and having to chase people in a twingo

Is it even possible to succeed in running from the police anymore? Sure, you might be able to escape, but there's cameras everywhere. Couldn't they pull up the dashcam or traffic light cam footage, get your plate, then send you a ticket or worse? Or are they not able to do anything if they're not sure who was driving the car, they have to prove that you willingly ran, or its just too much extra work?

on the straights they'd lose against just about anything sure, but in the twisties whoever they're chasing would be fucked

sorta, but it isn't exciting amd I doubt it was an actual police car
>Take the motorway home from University becaude I got my car the day before and I've not taken it past 50
>Get up to 90
>Cruising at 90 along with a few other cars
>I eventually get to the front of the pack
>Pass a lorry
>Right in front of it is a Peugeot 208 with police marking like pic related
>Absolutely shit myself
>Slow down to 70 really quickly
>Peugeot hasn't moved
>Realise it has no blue lights
>Decide to do 70 along the motorway until I get off but it gets off before me
>I'm expecting a letter through the post about speeding
>Never get anything

Apparently they're used for non-emergency calls that are to be attended by police or Community Support officers or whatever they're called

I had a buddy claim to outrun a tx highway patrol in his father in laws early 2000s 4cyl nissan frontier

>they'll be looking for my make/model for weeks to come.
Not really. A runner from a traffic stop isn't really high priority.
Hell a cop that hadn't lit me up yet saw me park in my driveway after I took off (saw him turn around) down a side street and couldn't do anything.

Here's the pic
Sorry it's crappy

r a l l y h e r i t a g e

my dad did in a volkswagen beetle about 30 years ago in new jersey.
other than that..
>friends and i dig hole under fence at our gated community in the woods
>leads to US 1
>cop sees us crawling under to get to sidewalk then continue to pizza hut
>see cop turn around
>assume its for us
>bolt and try to squirm our way back into community under fence hole
>run to my house
>see same cop car patrolling our neighborhood
>mom comes home and says theres a cop car on our street and asks if we say anything happen lately
>dodge question, and continue to peek out kitchen window to look for cop
>go about day.
>kids be kids

proper fucked?

Never in USA (you'd have to be retarded to do that). Family friend in Ukraine did it once with me.

>oldass M3 falling apart, never been cleaned
>doing 30kph over in city, swerving left and right on bald tires
>pass piglet
>slavs don't need radar to determine we are speeding
>piglet points at us

(that's the sign for you to pull over, in ukraine/russia, they don't really have to chase you since most people don't play dumb and just pull over)

>friend is in douchey mood
>"suka bylat, davayte gonkee"
>leadfoot.gif
>car is shaking up, long overdue on maintenance
>chassis moaning like sinking titanic
>sweating like a liberal when I see Trump up in the polls today
>in the distance, piglet finally gets into car and turns on sirens
>shitty oldass lada 1.3L
>M3 already doing almost 200kph
>10 seconds later he is a blur
>5 mins later we arrive at internet cafe
>friend parks on sidewalk
>"nu? mi igrayem counterstrike?"

Twingo get down from there that is not a seat
We know you did not mean to do that please stop

There's not cameras everywhere, not in woods and backroads

I did once got away s ott free. Would never do it again the paranoia gave me to much stress. Fun and cool story looking back on it But never again.

has anyone ever tried to outrun their feels?

>yfw you actually pulled off an action movie cop evasion
>be me
>blast past cop doing 115 mph on the highway at night
>luckily it was around a bend so i managed to drive away far enough to get out of site before cop could exit that little side road he was hiding in
>Even luckier is the fact that there was an exit coming up that led back into the city (NYC)
>take exit and quickly drive into the nearest overnight parking lot
>stay there for a very tense 45 mins - 1 hour
>cautiously exit and drive around the city
>At this point be was too scared to risk going back on the highway so decide to spend the night at a motel

It still makes me wonder how he didn't catch my taillights leaving the exit because i definitely caught in the corner of my rearview mirror his lights flashing and zooming down the highway. I hope he didn't pull over the wrong person

top kek

>out of site
*sight................ well technically i also did get out of site.

Hypothetically, how likely are you to get caught for a dent and dash in a residential area with no CCTV

I use my feels as a fuel, it will fuck up your engine

>not having at least 92 octane feels
NORMIE GET THE FUCK OUT

i was on the wangan with the crew just driving at like 120 mph through the metro area expressway and i saw a police truck in the far right lane, i decided to floor it at that point he never gave chase

but why would someone go on an anonymous website and tell lies?

Depends on the time of day. If it was evening hours when most people are likely to be home the odds of you getting caught are much higher than at night but they are still generally very low.
Hypothetically, Maybe you should learn to drive and not hit fucking stationary cars you piece of shit. How fucking stupid do you have to be to hit a parked car? Hypothetically of course.

Ive never had lights on me but I was followed by police about two weeks ago. Me and a friend were lining up to race when we pass by a cop.

He turned his lights off and followed us so we both immediately hooked rights. I dodged them for around 4 blocks and parked in an ice cream store lot. Three cars drove past me and didn't notice but the fourth guy eyeballed me for a good 25 feet, took a turn down a road and turned around but before he could straighten his vehicle out I was a few blocks away. We chilled in a downtown parking lot for around 2 hours before heading home. Spotted around 9 cars on the way home.

It was the end of the month so I am assuming they were trying to fill their ticket books.

Also
>No exhaust on my car since I spanked a pothole
>No inspection stickers
>Out brake light

Fuck me I'm one lucky bastard on occasion.

Turd gen IROC?