Hey Veeky Forums, non car guy here

Piss between windscreen and hood where the aircon filter is.
Smash all the lights and windows.
Bend the wipers.
Jump on the hood and roof.

Make sure to film yourself while doing that and send it to him so he can enjoy.

>and windows
he has a Mac, though

- fill it with wasps
- push it in front of a fire hydrant
- plastidip it a different color
- swap the lock cylinders out for ones keyed differently
- encase it in jello
- use it for a daring daylight bank robbery

Don't damage his possession you fucking retarded asshole.

Puor oil in his gas tank, car goes smokey smokey and no harm done, you'll even lubrificate all his injectors and fuel pump

Otherwise just wax his windshield, it's a bitch to remove but doesn't do any actual damage

Op don't listen to this guy. He clearly grew up with no friends so he doesn't know how fun these little pranks are

Cut the brake lines. That's a solid prank.

sugar in the fuel tank

>he doesn't key his friend's car
You must have shit friends.

drill a gay license plate in the front.

haha harmless?
>hidden cowbell/s
>wax paint the windshield
>leave a "i like your car babe" note with phone number to op's local gay bar
>wire horn to brake

CHILL BRO ITS JUST A PRANK harmless?
>cardboard oil drain plug washer. (top off if you want)
>pin hole reservoirs
>trash bag around cat/s

>Piss between windscreen and hood where the aircon filter is.
I've actually done this while plastered to a white SUV because I was feeling devious. Does that do anything?

>wax his windshield

Dude I do that to my own car. If you get quality wax, it is 10x better and longer than rain-x.

fresh air intake smells like piss

Take a piece of hose and attach one end to the tailpipe, and route it into his bedroom window when he's asleep. That's a great one and doesn't hurt the car at all

Vegemite on extractors. Once it gets hot it'll smell like a thousand rotting corpses.

youtube.com/watch?v=U7ksUynoHbs
whoopee cushion muffler.

holy fuck i just ran into this related video from that

youtube.com/watch?v=iELnlCZPR5Y

REV UP YOUR POOTERS

That's a bike tire inner tube.

Do something that's not glaringly obvious like the exhaust thing. Or duct tape a harmonica under his bumper. Face it backwards so it only works in reverse and I bet he ends up laughed at by quick-lube techs.

Or there's this.

Grease on the windshield wipers

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roommate's b day is coming up.

I'll get him this.

>take shifter out
>put in jello
>put back in car

If you want to do something that is equally evil while also harmless just use permanent lock-tite on every bolt you can find and torque them slightly past manufacturer recommendation. Oh no, it wont be immediate satisfaction. But give it a few months and when he goes to change his oil or something you will laugh your ass off while he struggles for hours to remove a bolt without snapping it.

>push it in front of a fire hydrant
>encase it in jello
These actually sound like valid pranks

So what would we need to do? Obviously you woulds need to build up a box with some 2x4s and some plywood. Nail and glue them tight and then use a water tight sealer to help hold in the water. Then what? Have access to a hose with hot water and fill up your makeshift box while pouring in hundreds of knox-geltin packets and some food coloring? Let it set for a few hours and quickly take down your setup before they come back to see.

sounds easy enough to do while someone's at work or asleep

I guess if you wanted to only give them a heart attack rather than actually destroy the car you could first encase the car with a box of glass, then create the jello mold and jello outsde the glass so that it still looks like the car is fugged but not damaged.

Anyone save that post about the guy grabbing his buddies leg instead of the shifter, then sucking his dick as a prank?

Unlike his brake pedal

Does that turn you on faggot

your balls in gas tank

Swap his lug nuts with a set of center locking lug nuts, then hide the key (or just throw it away)

Why would anyone get turned on by a prank?

Oh yeah baby, talk dirty to me.

> buy 4L cheapest possible oil
> pour on ground just under front bumper so looks like car has dropped its guts
> aaay lmao

That's way more funny than I expected

Let the air out of the tires

Kek
Actually hilarious

Fucking lol

The wasps is a really good option. I like that one.

Better. Break fluid on paint.

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Put silver nitrate on the steering wheel, shifter, and air vents

>air vents
fuck

Jokes on you, I have my cowl sealed with clear caulk to keep rain and leaves out.

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put a kilo of cocaine in it and call the cops when he gets back

reroute the windshield wiper fluid nozzle to the inside of his car to spray him in the face.

They were just goofin around bro

Suck his dick when he gets back, he'll be so pissed haha

Dude the classic brake triggers the horn if u can wire worth a damn

A TRUE CLASSIC
youtube.com/watch?v=fki-LTswICw

Kek. I like this one.

Shit in the glove box then cover the shit with the owners manual.
Pour milk/crack eggs down the air vents below the windshield
fill the doors up with flour
cut the brake lines
put sugar in the fuel tank
hit the fuse box with a hammer a few times that should break something
take the radiator cap off and lose it
take the dip stick out of the engine and lose that too
put salt on the battery terminals
stab pinholes into all the hoses in the engine bay
pour cooking oil in the windshield wiper fluid
unscrew the drain plug on the engine so it is only just in there
loosen the bolts for the sump plate on the gearbox

confetti in the air vents

Hot glue 100 dildos to the outside of his car

Tape one of these under the front spoiler out of sight.
Once they reach a decent speed, the sound will drive them crazy, but will stop when they pull over to look where it's coming from.

If they're not likely to notice, cut a ~1 foot section of bicycle inner tube and stretch it over the tailpipe. For a 1.something econobox with a tiny exhaust go for racing bike tubes, anything with 2-3" pipes go for MTB tubes.

Wait till the day before he comes back and tape a bag of prawns to the inside of the wheels.

Take a dump in the aircon filter.

are you a fucking russian or something?

That's taking it too far bro. We're pulling pranks here, not trying to actually hurt people.

A much better prank is to pour sugar in their gas tank, then when they drive their car tell them they have a really SWEET ride. Harmless fun!

sticker bomb it, even the windows.

Wire his horn to his brakes.

This one time, I got both brake fluid and gas in my eyes, at the same time. Good times.

Fuck his wife and trash his house, he'll find that hilarious!

The fuck is wrong with you?

CHILL BRO IT'S JUST A PRANK

That's actually fucking wonderful.

Mashed potatoes in the glove box

>he doesn't give/recive bro jobs
It's just a prank you faggot

put a bomb in his car and kill him

it'll be hilarious