So got stopped at a dui checkpoint last night I was shit faced but none of these charges are for dui right?

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Please die.

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This thread is going places

Fucking degenerates, you deserve any charges you get and more.

You have to go back.

>yfw my petite blonde haired blue eyed gf bailed me out

How to I get the 200 shekels back

1. acquire rope
2. neck u'reselve

Meet me at shart mart you bootlicking bitch I'll wrek u

You bring dishonour to the entirety of brown people. I hope the cops put you in jail.

>be you
>be an angsty faggot
>acquire vehicle
>vehicle is likely financially burdensome to you
>somewhat poor fuel economy, high maintenance, high insurance
>become a slave to it
>drive it to your low paying job
>you're financially strapped to make irrational decisions about money
>manage to work up a parking ticket being irresponsible
>rather than dealing with it swiftly, you let ol' fuck it attitude deal with it
>goes unpaid and the city puts out a bench warrant
>the municipality then suspends your license as a 'lien' on the money you owe them for being a fucking autist
>be out on the weekend making more highly responsible, mature decisions
>go through a police checkpoint buzzed
>derp, why are you taking me in!? don't tread on me!
>cannot figure out why the police were so evil to you

Do me a favor and castrate yourself. Fucking idiots like you must not be allowed to procreate. Also, drive your money pit off a cliff and get a fucking job that pays somewhat decent.

>be you
>master of projections
>they make you sweep pop corn off the floor instead
>you fulfill all your projections here

I hope you wrap your shitbox around a telephone pole and burn to death in your flaming metal coffin

I'm gonna take the bait and tell you to kill yourself. Please. Maybe you could do something good for the world, for once

>damage control

BTFO faggot

>dui checkpoint

Enjoy living in your police state.

I used to live in MD and they would literally shut down route 50 from OC on Fridays like it's fucking Fallujah. I used to tell the cops I'm on my way to cheat on my wife for the lols.

Moved to MI and that shit doesn't fly anymore.

Given it's legal, it is NOT constitutional and you do NOT have to answer any questions they ask you or show your license or any information

>b-btfo

>driving drunk
you are literally the scum of the earth, I hope you die in a fiery accident involving no one but yourself

there is a reason you dont have a license anymore

We all drive drunk, don't act like you've never drove drunk you faggots. I mean, what is drunk? Is drunk going all over the roa-- Hey come on now Flipper, settle down there, bud

Some guys can drink and drive others can't

>Drunk driving taco nigger

Get the fuck out of my country you mixed race mongrel beaner fuck. You should be taken outback and hanged for endangering the public. Your ancestors were monkeys who worshipped corn and cut their foreskins to appease the sun god. You fucking disgust me degenerate. Guess what? You think you're gonna get away with this? Fuck no I won't let that happen. I'm posting this to the baph board on 8 c u c k and they are going to find you. Expect another ticket in the mail asshole.

>Your ancestors were monkeys who worshipped corn and cut their foreskins to appease the sun god. You fucking disgust me

KEK

>Live in Canada
>Never have experienced a dui checkpoint ever

Thanks god I dont live in the land of the free kek

You'll need to have them once your PM lets all the shitskins in for cultural enrichment

:^>

It's a little bit late for that bud
>t shitskins and chinks everwhere

Savage.

Build that wall!

>taco nigger

This thread just acquired comedic properties

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Really? I didn't realize the LAW only targeted a certain class of people.

Drunk drivers should be raped and beaten.