Let's play a game

>they all say Acura

>remove before flight meme
>blipshift
Kill yourself slowly and painfully plz

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

>dragon dildos
>17
>neet

I need an updated picture of all my keys

>Five Integra keys in that picture

Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope

I don't see how this could be fun, really

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Lol that is the fucking exact same carpet I've got in my apartment.

Omg guyse look at my time!

On my break currently. Bullet is a thing dad got me while he was on a tour at an ammunition factory

Some weird kind of Dodge Stratus?

Easy mode.

Try for age and job though.

Guess me m800s

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93 Accord
20
Target

Good luck.

Gonna take a wild guess on this one, really just a shot in the dark, but I'm guessing you maybe might have a 1990 Acura Integra coupe, maybe silver?

Go for it

Can we stop doing this people can replicate your keys

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96 Accord
20
USC
That's scarily accurate m7

That's a Toyota key you fool

You're a retarded fucking nigger, you know that?
>heh, now i have a copy of this person's car key! now i can easily steal their car except i dont know what they drive or what even what color it is or what part of the world they live in
>but as soon as i find it, hoh buddy i'm gonna steal it

>hard mode.

>OP
>what you drive/ride
>your age
>your job

Fucking kek
Double dubs is truth. Also checked

>shitty honda
>18
>mcdonalds

>newish hatcback on finance
>21
>lives off mum and dad

Nope
Nope
Not a shitty Honda. I make 4 times then what a McDonald's employee makes

Lets do this

$20 an hour and you still drive a honda?

Have a go lads

Good luck

Not gonna try vehicles and ages, but I'll try jobs
Electrician

IT at a medium-size enterprise

Mechanic

Welder

Works at the warehouse of a large furniture retailer

Yup. What's wrong with a 2015 civic? Gets 35mpg and my job is 45 miles away.

>OP
>let Veeky Forums guess: things that are impossible to guess from a picture of keys
Even if you knew their age and job, you still don't know where the fuck they are.

What kind of faggot doesn't have anime keychains?

Not even a little close

>Subaru tribeca
Cannon lanyard indicates you have a fast food tier job
Your in your early 20s

Impreza
Studying at uni
Run a EPN business
21

I was close

I did work as a photographer for a bit which is where I got the lanyard but that business fell through and I fucked off to uni

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nice taste in idols friend

Not even close
Off by a few years
Dad lives with me

Guess again

Photography always falls through even art careers.
Hope your studying something that actually makes you money.

Is that a gurren laggan drill

Answers on a postcard pls

96 camry
26 years old
Retail

Newer camry shitbox
Stanced Lexus 400 or whatever they are called
Either like 24 or 34, can't tell
Boring office job, but you are good at what you do and really feel like a boss there.

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this picture might have been tampered

Yes

Suprisingly close

I'll give you like a 6/10

Lexus is the shitbox, it was stanced but I took the wheels off for the winter and never put them back on so now its just low on tiny wheels. JZX147 GS300.

Toyota is a JZX100 Chaser, full tourer V manual etc just used for going out out etc.

I'm 25 and work in IT. contracted to a large multinational.

2002 dodge ram. Rust in the wheel wells, maybe a slight misfire.
Hands look young but you got that old man thumb nail, no clue.
Some sort of metal shop.

Goddamn, how'd you guess? Electrician. Now guess my car.

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NEET

Gypsy clairvoyant blood

Eh, can I a certain idea of where in the world you are?

Dad got the red remove before flight tag when he got to go to a helicopter factory to see how they do stuff in France or Germany

Negatory.

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Not a welder, try again!

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>2013 Subaru WRX
>23
>AT&T

I'm a huge faggot I know.

Guess em niggers

Either an 883 or a sportster. Every other key harley uses is some kind of fucking arcade game door opener.

>G35
>20
>Some douche vape store

Forgot pic

shitty pic
good luck

Thank you
>IT at a medium-size enterprise
Ye, actually
Yea, now what model?

What's that shitty Pontiac car thing?
And like.. Nt700?
38, maybe homosexual.
No clue.

F150 with an Harley?
34
Construction

Mine is bait.

You are correct on that one, it's a 2014 Iron 883 Sportster

90s Honda or Toyota
Just turned 30, still think like a child.
Autozone.

No to both, and my job is not being a homosexual.
I work at a harley dealer, so spotting that one was ez-pz.

I love the styling of the Irons but the engine leaves something to be desired.

All wrong, try again.

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Nice man, I know what you mean there. I bought it new and it was my first bike, so for that purpose it has served well. I've put 16,500 miles on it now and am itching for more power but I don't want to move to a larger bike. It's too fun to flick the Sportster around in turns. I keep toying with the idea of buying a Hammer Performance 1250 kit with cams and head work that will take it up to 100 hp. It's either that or trading it off on a sport bike which I'd prefer not to do.
Only right on the Harley and sort of close with construction

Key on the left is a 2014 mustang gt, on the right is a '98 Wrangler.
Turn 27 next week
Boilermaker/Blacksmith for a class 1 railroad, rebuild and overhaul locomotives.

OH SHI-

I was just looking for that very same Takane keychain in Ebay for my new car's keys

Go for the performance kit and do the work yourself. Piss easy, we had a worked 1200 in for a little bit and that thing was probably the absolute funnest bike I've ever ridden.

Having your ass fly out of the seat when you floor it because the stupid faggot who built the bike didn't put a decent seat on is hilarious.

Huh I had recognized the Ford key but I thought it was a much older design. Ford keys are pretty goddamn well made. GJ FERD

Try mine.

I got mine on amiami, do they not sell them anymore? I've had mine for almost 4 years now. I have an Ami and mami one too but the clip broke so it just sits in my glovebox as a good luck charm.

I haven't been on a 1200 myself, hell truth be told I've only ever been on my bike and the Buell Blast's that they had is ride for the training msf class I took. Watching videos of them makes it look awesome though. I swear one video of the 100 hp kit showed a guy popping wheelies in 1st without touching the clutch. Definitely plan to do the install myself as well. I've had the engine and transmission torn apart in my car so mechanically speaking I don't feel very intimidated by it.

Yeah we have two guys in the shop who have pretty crazy bikes.

One is a lowrider with a supercharger and the other is a new lowrider S with the 117 and port and polished heads.

Both of them are pushing like above 130 at the wheel.

They didn't have that one in amiami

I'm actually pretty baffled by yours, I even googled images of vw keys and fobs and it didn't help me i.d. what it might be.
Total shot in the dark would be..
VW Golf
22
Student/Intern

92 Passat GL and a 2003 Saab 9-3. The Saab has the worst fob ever, I'm waiting for a aftermarket replacement fob to come in the mail.
I'm turning 22 in a month, so that's accurate.
Web hosting

Cobalt?
21ish
Retail

Golf?
28ish
Also retail

Sheeeit I thought the fob went with the keys, didn't realize there were two vehicles. That would explain why none of the vw fobs looked half right.

Ah, I c. Look for the phone charm version, it has a mechanical clip to attach it to stuff so it's just as usable as a keychain