MANUALCUCKS BTFO

Hey Manualcucks, can your shifter eat coins like my glorious automagic???

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Can you keep doing it? It must be a coin lotto and after a certain amount of money it will pay out

I can see the shop ticket now
"customer states jingling noise when hitting bumps"

Well nothing came out yet

That poor crosstrek and or impreza

For what purpose senpai

needs moar coin

keeping those mechanics in business I see

Don't stop it's good for the economy

It also disposes my tendies wrapper away neatly

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For all the people who haven't seen it.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=17XBW5OZdOM

dude wtf stop... or don't

What other things can your glorious wormhole dispose of OP?

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stick ur benis in it

what the fuck dude stop

delete

the fuck is wrong with you man

I'm fucking dead

This can't be good for the car.

Put somthing big in

what kind of car is this

>tendies

Those are obviously nuggers man come on

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>those mexican hands

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Lol this is probably a rental car.

I want to try this. That hole doesn't actually go into the transmission or moving mechanical parts right? It's just some switches to tell the transmission what to do?

try it and post your findings.

It wouldn't go down the hole. It either flung up and away when I shifted into it, or blocked the shifter, or only partially went into the hole and then came back out when I shifted out.

Are there any webm converters for Android phones? I can post video if so.

what the fuck is this shit

try harder man... maybe push down while shifting gear?

Alright boys, putting the key in, ran out of coins and wrappers

damn, you're really asking for it...

You right now.

This guy just fed his transmission a fucking car key...

Dude, I just don't fucking even right now

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Youre bretty gud

Fuck
Why

It looks hungry. Feed it some gum or crackers or chocolate, something flat

I dont understand why, but this is great

Seconded. Maybe something delicious, like tortillas or soda.

>This is what passes for a crazy thread on Veeky Forums
What a letdown.

Chewed gum.

Fuck off, terrorist. Why do you even NEED a gun?

let's see u do something wreckless with your daily driver

>a broad dedicated for auto enthusiast and now of them know where these items are going.

either is a great troll, or is about to trade this in

My filthy shitbox wasn't hungry. The dime just stuck half way in.

Let's see OP actually try something reckless. It's not a shitstorm until OP involves his penis.

But you can't stick your dick in a gearbox, [spoiler]right?[/spoiler]

Jizz in there. Show the car you love it.

Force it in.

Okay I did. Nothing happened.

Why do I NEED 300 whp? cause its fun.

>300hp
>fun
LMAO slowfag

OP clearly knows that this cover plate for the shifter comes off just by pulling on it, revealing his tendie wrapper and coin stash.

>t. Subaru tech

Now we're on the same page.

I think it's thirsty. You should give it something to drink

See how it likes eating epoxy.

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FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK

FUCK DODGE
FUCK THEM

THESE NI- THESE FUCKING DOUBLE NIGGERS
YOU SEE THIS CIRCLED IN RED?

FUCK

GUESS WHAT FITS THERE?

A FUCKING PENNY

GUESS WHAT YOU HAVE TO REMOVE WHEN THE CLUTCH GOES OUT?

THAT FUCKING WHOLE THING
AND THE FUCKING SCREWS ARE AT THE BOTTOM

SO WHEN I'M DONE DIGGING FUCKING 15 CENTS OUT OF THIS NIGGER WITH A GOD DAMNED PAIR OF TWEEZERS, THE SCREW IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RUINED FROM DRINK SPILLS

FUCK FUCK DICK NIGGERS

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>Shifter gets jammed
>OP can't fix it
>Mechanic finds nuggies sauce wrappers, keys, money, and knowing this idiot probably his severed dick

A good tech will never ever take money from a customer's car. $20 at most is not worth my job. Some customers will "test" you too, they'll plant a bait bill in hopes you'll take it. I like to track down the customer and ask them to secure the money before I continue to work in their car if they do that.

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I'm calling the police

/k/ommando here, we haven't had a good thread in quite some time. Besides, the things people do on /k/ are predictable enough the 'crazy' threads aren't that crazy.

I'm just posting so I get included in the screen cap

Typical shitty attention whoring trip.

A screencap for a fucking webm?

rip scooby 2016

don't put this fucking tripfag in the screencap.

inb4 this is a rental

fuck off will

>Hey Manualcucks, can your shifter eat coins like my glorious automagic???
Yes.

Unrelated, anybody have shifter boot preferences?

Why does this seem like anal rape? It's rough, aggressive, and includes putting things where they don't belong; DEFINITELY rape. Pls user, be gentle, she only does everything you want at all times, kek.

Faux leather that came with the car is the only acceptable answer

I have that, but its seen better days and finding a good OE replacement is impossibru. I can't get one from the dealer either.

Animu panties, senpai.

How about that time some faggot destroyed $20,000+ worth of guns?

>that one guy from /diy/ that found a SVD in a locker and sawed it in half because he didn't like guns

>mfw this is the best thread I've seen in at least 3 weeks

>this fucking thread.

>that coin

Why are Canadians such dumbasses?

I used to make change out of the large bills, tempt with a $100 bill, have fun complaining to my boss about the 5 twenties, 2 fives and the roll of quarters you found in its place,asshole

can't you just lift the faceplate up and take the stuff out? I bet it doesn't go right into the transmission.

>look guys I am from /k/ xD

why are cuc/k/s the biggest subhuman attention whores on the planet?

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Typcially thats all one part of the center console depending on how the car is design you may have to take a good portion of the interior to get to it.

You think that guy knows he's a maymay?

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2012-2016 Subaru Impreza

Do you?

kek. U really do that, user?

Just the one time.
Giggle-oh no, I prob could get fired-more giggles

It was because his wife told him to destroy them lmao. He didn't know they were worth money

>$120 in place of $100
Money is money, and you're retarded.