Is this the quintessential cuck car?

I don't think so, I drive one of those and my wife's son compliments me on it all the time.

>they made a second generation of this thing
Who bought enough of these to warrant a second gen, and why does this not look too bad?

Asians don't have to look at their car that much

>and why does this not look too bad?
Because it doesn't look so much as a regular car with a box over the trunk anymore.

@15809242
No (You) for you.

>italian """"""design""""""

no its the crossover

fuckin hell this is some high octane b8

Nice trips but he's right. Those cars pretend to be sporty when they aren't really. They might be impressive in the third world where you don't find actual performance cars and a fucking 2.0 Jetta MK4 is seen as a fast, powerful and thirsty car. And gets sold along with the MK6 marketed as a "Vento".

You all lose

Yes, anytime something stupid happens to me while driving or I witness something dumb, it's always a fucking Prius

haha, that car has a derpy face

lel, true
Can't argue with that, it's a higher level of cuckoldry than self-shifting cars

Do not talk to me or my wife's son ever again

fixed

What does the cuck meme mean in this context?

It means beta provider. Like the cuckoo, he raises the offspring of other male.

I like the ridiculous look of the newest one. It looks like something George Jetson would drive when he was an edgy teenager.

Was it influenced by the LFA?

A pussy beta male

It's the new all-purpose insult that's completely disconnected from its original meaning, like "autist."

>completely disconnected from its original meaning
[citation needed]
If you're so spineless and so emasculated you drive a prius, it's not a stretch to think you're spineless enough to not mind or even enjoy the idea of your wife getting fucked by another male, preferably stronger than you.

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Tesla. Can watch cuck porn on the tablet while car self-drives to pick up wifes son from school.

kek

>Buying a car that uses more fuel
>Being forced to give more money to oil companies

Who's the cuck now?

I know right, fucking prius cucks
on top of that, they overpay for their hipster-tier garbage
For $3k you can get a car with better fuel mileage, no battery bullshit, no botnet, and best of all, stylish, unlike that disgusting piece of shit. It's even a more eco-friendly choice if you care about that.

Yes, perfect for you my friend

>n-.no y-you!

>Telling lies on the internet

AHAHAHAHAHA, CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>being this ignorant

fyi you can also get those little 50cc disabled people's cars if you really want to carry on with the dumb copmarisons

>dumb copmarisons
Stay triggered and paying the battery jew, cuck

There is nothing objectively wrong with the Prius. It's cheap, it's efficient, it's safe, it works. That's its purpose and it does it well. Why do you have a problem with that?

>No back seat
>Tiny cargo area
>Terrible crash safety

because autists of every hobby or major "lifestyle item" (car, phone, etc.) need the feeling that they're somehow superior to as many people as possible in order to best enjoy frantically jerking themselves to completion every night.

would i buy a prius? no, but i realize the purpose it serves and there's little wrong with it.

prius works out a better option than most things if you live in an urban area and need 4 seats
don't worry, they used to make me butthurt too when they first took off a decade ago
for most people driving to work and shopping etc in congested areas it's fine

>Not using batteries

I drove 31 miles today and didn't use a drop of gas.

>looks like shit
>drives like shit
>is driven by dykes and sjws on a regular basis
>its drivers cause even more accidents than BMW drivers
>pretends to be ecologic, while it causes a lot more pollution than other cars in lithium production, freight and depleted battery waste
>no back seat
u wot m8
wew, I'm glad I wasn't driving behind you

those can get easily broke into. dont get me wrong they are great cars but I can get a prius for the same price as one

the only downside is that prius' dont come manual.

A prius with a battery replacement due?
Don't forget it's more expensive to change the battery pack on a prius than it is to buy a crx

>is driven by dykes and sjws on a regular basis

I don't browse /pol/

>wew, I'm glad I wasn't driving behind you

Why?

>all this projecting of emotional problems
>zero objective reasons why the prius is shit
this is a car board lad, fuck off to r9k

The fiat multipla would disagree

Because you were likely coasting like a faggot and impeding the flow of traffic
Triggered much?
Prius is a chore to drive, CRX HF is like a go-kart.
Also look at that dreadful interior.
youtube.com/watch?v=4dhi2sBGajc

hahahahahahaha wtf is that little blue chub?! Jesus i thought the outside was bad...

I cant be the only one who says "fuckin prius" every time i see one on the road.

heh, I hadn't noticed that thing
since Prius owners are the kings of talking about penises it wouldn't surprise me that it has a small selector to avoid making them feel bad

I work at a Toyota dealership and I have come to hate the Prius. Not because of the technology, which is actually pretty cool, but all the baby shit they put in that vehicle and how helpless and sterile all the owners and customers are. The car beeps like a golf cart when it is in reverse - on the inside, not the outside. The car is the only one to come with a fold-out picture manual that tells you how to operate a turn signal, windshield wiper, etc. The shifter thing is a little dildo that you flick around. The aluminum alloy wheels still have hubcaps. The trim on the inside is girly white plastic to match all the customers' apple products.

I have hated the customers of every Prius I've sold. Seriously the most fucking annoying, needy, smug, polite, helpless people. I think buying a Prius guarantees mulatto grandchildren.

>le cuck meme XDD

prius owner detected

>a fold-out picture manual that tells you how to operate a turn signal, windshield wiper, etc

Haha seriously?

i wish. 98 camry

Any time someone uses this word I can't help but imagine they are a teenager or very close to still being one

It's annoyingly overused.

Any time I read someone taking issue with the word, I can't help but imagine they enjoy watching someone else fuck their wife.

Why would you want a Prius over a Camry? The Camry is on a higher class
same here kek

not even joking.
It's either some wanker that got it as a present for his Abitur and crashes it, or some old impotent fuck in his midlife crisis, thinking he's hot shit, while everyone knows he just can't enter a real sportscar anymore because of his back.

>Because you were likely coasting like a faggot and impeding the flow of traffic

I was traveling 70-75 mph on the freeway.

It's a 98 Camry LE. And I do like it and it does everything I want, but I would be a fool to turn down a Prius over it. Regardless of higher class and shit, we're still talking about a few decades.

Then it's probably not a hybrid in the traditional sense of the word. Is it a Volt? I hear those are pretty cool.

I bet you'd miss the Camry if you did that and that you'd eventually want to kick yourself in the balls.

Why, specifically, would you say that?

kek I can imagine the midlife crisis guy bragging about his GTI

Because priuses are miserable and camrys are comfy.

>Is it a Volt?

It is. I like it very much. It charges overnight and I get 38 miles of medium-footed electric driving range every day.

You're overestimating the 90s. It's comfy is basically all psychological other than it being baseline "this isn't bad in any particular way."

That said, I'm very impressed with how its looks have held up over the years. Pretty fucking timeless.

>car """"""""""enthusiasts"""""""""" bitch about prius and CVTs
>yet at the same time they drool over P1, LaFerrari, 918 and R18
nice double standards

Also heard good things about it. Know a guy who got one for an amazing price after state subsidy shit.

Oh, that explains your satisfaction. Volts are pretty cool, if I recall correctly the engine only works to generate electricity. Sort of how diesel-electric submarines and locomotives work.
idk, it's still a segment D sedan. I don't have a lot of experience with them though (but one of the comfiest car I've ever been in was a segment D sedan too, Citröen Xantia)
nice
weak b8

I think Golfs have a pretty harsh ride on rough pavement, so the back-pain argument doesn't really stand. The real reason accountants in their 40s buy it is nostalgia from the old GTis, because everyone knows GTis are not the fastest Golfs anymore. They think they have a serious hot hatch but get rekt by Aziz in his 20 year old 530i.

>got it as a present for his Abitur
>tfw not-so-richfag, got a couple hundert euros for mine

>driving a prius is the consolation """"""""prize"""""""" for getting cucked

Mine was $19,800. It's a fully loaded 2013 model with what was 28,900 miles.

>if I recall correctly the engine only works to generate electricity.

Mostly, yes. Under heavy load, such as at full throttle or high speed, the engine makes a physical connection to the wheels for better efficiency. The car is always powered by the battery and electric motor too, so there's always instant torque.

>Mostly, yes. Under heavy load, such as at full throttle or high speed, the engine makes a physical connection to the wheels for better efficiency. The car is always powered by the battery and electric motor too, so there's always instant torque.
Pretty cool. For once GM didn't mean General Mistake.

I can't find the name of the car in the picture

>mfw I realized this whole thread was a subtle shilling operation by GM
Holy shit guys, you're getting smooth. I hate shills but I gotta admit this was genius.

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:^)

Let's up the ante with a quasi-MPV version. The very same underpinnings and powertrain you know and love, except wrapped in a family fun size body.

>a webm of a series followed by a gif from the series that originated it, with more than 60 seconds between them
Really fires up the neurons

That one actually looks more dignified than the regular prius

I think the drivers are too aggro and smug for that
then again it is a trade mark of the impotent

they made it too ugly and try hard
I do have some memory of being in toe for test drives of the first gen and it was ok

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whoops. relevant, but wrong img

Chevy Volt, Prius, Pontiac Aztec

It's not cheap or efficient. The batteries don't last and are terribbbbblee for the environment to produce and throw out. They're shitty and overpriced. You get the same gas mileage from a bmw 1 series.
plus faggot cucks who liek the office drive them.

So SSUVs then?

I got a pat on the back, but I got other stuff, so I guess it's fair, I can't complain about materialistic things.