So why should not i buy a SmartCar for shit and giggles?

So why should not i buy a SmartCar for shit and giggles?

Theres a decent amount of them for under 5k.
I would just need to find one in Manual.

Common problems?

I mean besides people tipping them over and being gutless?

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You'll always be known as that strange guy who has a smartcar.

Girls will be automatically turned off when they see it.

They look retarded.

Okay so besides superficial things that i dont care about, why not?

Like i said this car would be bought because i can.

Just don't. You'll automatically be associated with cuckoldry and people will assume you have a ethnic stepson.

Are you that rich you want to just throw away 5K? Buy a project car or use it towards your existing car. Hell, even buy a motorcycle.

There's nothing smart about a "smartcar".

Shit automatic transmission, premium gas, 30mpg or less avg.

There are bigger, better equipped cars that get better mpg on regular gas.

Okay, 1st and 2nd gen never had a manual option.
3rd gen 2014 and up has a manual option.

Also fuck everybody, go get a smartcar if you feel like it. it's gonna be a classic.

Smart cars are for the gays. If you're straight than don't get one

Twingo is better

>spending 5k on a smart car for "shits and giggles"
If you want one because you genuinely like them, fucking buy one. Nobody is buying your lolsuchacarnerdXD facade. But that you want validation from Veeky Forums anyway is the saddest part of this thread.

There are much better things to spend 5k on if you want to meme.

Buy one and swap a turbo busa engine into it.

>You'll automatically be associated with cuckoldry and people will assume you have a ethnic stepson

I don't think that many people in real life browse /pol/ though

The biggest problem you'll find is that the Smart was never offered with a manual before 2014.

And stop saying SmartCar, you don't say FordCar either, do you? Please die in a fire.

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If you've got the money to spare, why not? I mean, aside from all the /pol/ memes. They're nifty little things.

I've heard they're very safe, OP. rest assured, your virginity will be safe and sound

>So why should not i buy a SmartCar for shit and giggles?

Number 1 reason is, you still have to find space for it.

Where's the webm of that fat Europoor woman taking a corner too fast, subsequently wadding up and ripping the roof off her Smart only to find herself tumbling down the road in just her clothes?

>And stop saying SmartCar, you don't say FordCar either, do you?
no, I say Ford"Car"

It has the shittiest transmission you can imagine, you'll feel like you'd sit in one of those cars for retards that can only go 25km/h. Parts are expensive and the interrior is pure aids.
t. somebody who used to drive a first gen smart

Depends on what you do with it.

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>I would just need to find one in Manual.
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If you sneeze in one on the freeway you might die.