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>Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

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>general malfunctions

>Gibe Mone

Fix It Again Tony is still my favorite.

I prefer

>faggot italians attempt transportation

bring me workshop

I like that one better too kek

Typically, Only Your Octegenarian Teacher Approves.

SWIFT trucking- Sure Wish I Finished Training

Cracked Heads
Every Valve Rattles
Oil Leaks Every Time

There's also the good ol'

Poor
Ol'
Nigga
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac

>Just Expect Every Problem

>Just Empty Every Pocket

Please tell me she's a pornstar

Found On Rubbish Dump

Gay Man's Cock

GM is already an acronym you idiots.
G.E.N.E.R.A.L.M.O.T.O.R.S

Wow. That's a tough windshield

Might Identify As Transsexual Androgynous

No all wrong

GM stands for

General Memes since all they make is meme cars that crash nowadays.

>Again, the windshield survives
>the windshield survives

Is that where all their R&D money went?
Does GM hold the secret to the Mach 5 windshield?

ya but the rest of the car is fucked m8

I never said their cars were good. I'm just impressed with their windshields.

Swing
Wide,
It's a
Fucking
Trailer

Anyone got an acronym for "Chevy" and not just Chevrolet?

Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac

Found
On
Road
Dead

Fix
Or
Repair
'Daily

Break My Wallet
Bavarian Manure Wagon

this guy's stupid fucking face
>ive been driving like an asshole my entire life, I just never thought it would happen to me

Black Mans Wheels
l
a
c
k

M
a
n
s

W
h
e
e
l
s

Doddering Old Dudes Get Excited

this fucking faggot
>welp, there goes another job
>mmI'll leave this one off the resume

fucking meth head truck driver

Maybe
I
Took
Some
Unreliable
Bullshit
I
Should
Hide
It

Vulnerable
On
Lava
Volcanoes
Only

Look
A
Dumb
Ass

First
On
Race
Day
>inb4 ecoboost is """"cheating""""

Stop Whining Im Fucking Trying.

We Employ Retards No Experience Required.

First where? The pits?

performance.ford.com/series/ford-gt/news/articles/2016/06/ford-wins-le-mans--.html
>inb4 autistic faggot has more excuses

...

>ford wins le mans
>placed behind half a dozen v8s
Roflmao it fken lost

V6>V8

V6s placed better at lemans

Rotflmao

The
Eldrich
Slag
Licking
Ass

V8s have more wins Roflmao

>V6s set faster lap times
Rotflmao

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>V6s set faster lap times
yes they do, a fwd v6 nissan leaf set a faster time than the ecoboost v6 ford gt


ecoboost cant compete in competition and it cant compete on the streets
whats next for fords failure engine?

*awd

CHEVROLET? what

Why must every thread end in this dumb bench-battle?

came here to post that. thank you. you're doing god's work.

butthurt so good over that

Because a lot of fags on Veeky Forums are almost constantly off topic.

still needs work

The
Electric
Slut
Loves
Anal

ehhh still could be improved

could swap Electric with Erotic... but then it veers from the Tesla's roots as an electric

>We Employ Retards No Experience Required.
Sweet, I was concerned about who to apply at after I got my license, but if this is their reputation, then maybe I'll be fine.

>higher class car is faster
WOW
O
W

You two fuckers are the most autistic faggots that exist.
Yes, specifically you two. You, who get personally offended when someone talks down upon the corporations whose employees do not even know you exist nor do they know your love of advertising them. You, who become enraged and respond with insults against those who dare mention the names of the corporations that most closely compete against your beloveds.
If your corporations loved you as much as you loved them, you two would not be the only ones to step up to defend them, because normal people would realize that there was actually something worth defending in these conglomerates. But you do not care. No, you will not let some words on a screen sway these facts which you hold dear to your hearts, no matter how hard you try to do the same to others that are equally as retarded and steadfast as you. I hope the next time you lube up with transmission fluid and attempt to fornicate your cars' exhaust pipes you forget to let the car cool down and your roast your wieners off, you wankers. That way you can't literally wank over your companies anymore. Maybe if you burn to death you can finally become that warning label your parents always knew you were destined to become. That's right - the only people who hate you even more than me and yourselves are the people who spawned you and had to watch with remorse as their hopes of raising successful children culminated in neckbeards that love car companies more than they do their own well-beings. Do you hear that? That's the sound of everyone laughing at you.
Kill yourselves

Thanks for helping derail the thread

Wasn't going anywhere before he posted, and I agree with his point.

thanks for perpetuating it

bump.

what about Bob?

>getting this upset at shit posting
calm down dude we're only having fun

Constantly
Overheating
Really
Vaginal
Expression
Til
The
End

F I A T
On
Road
Dead

Fucking Italian Auto Trash

kek

Can
Hear
Every
Valve
Rattle
On
Long
Extended
Trips

Actually
Civics
Until
Rebuilt
Appealingly

Gonna be a cuck and say it,

Only Acura built off a Civic is the CSX which is Canada specific, and it literally has the same chassis, just different lights and bumpers.

And it should start with 'Asshole Customers' because that's what they are.

Or

Please
Only
Nice
Tuts
In/
Around
Car

Fiberglass
Fiberglass everywhere
GM engineering at its best.

Fix Ot Rgain Dony

Americans
Can't
Understand
Reliability
And Awesomeness

>And Awesomeness
That's two words for one letter you dumbass

Shut up asswipe Americunt.
Two words same letter

Bmw = be more worried

You a legit nip or just a weeb? Either way your banter is shite.

Hang
On
Not
Done
Accelerating
>Honda fags would still defend this

Choke, Heave, Eventually Vomit

...

...

Magnificent.
Thanks Big Medic.

Is this the birth of an epic new pasta?
all me btw

>see what I fucked today

Sämst
Av
Alla
Bilar

Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge

Free Orgasms Real Driving

>Black
>Man
>Wants

Ok, you made that up just now

the fuck is wrong with the 7 series
senpai

Velvet
Oiled
Luxurious
Vagina
Orgasming

Flip Over, Read Directions

ACURA
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AMC
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe

AUDI
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring More Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

DODGE
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

EDSEL
Every Day Something Else Leaks

FIAT
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony!
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

FORD
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

GEO
Good Engineering Overlooked

GM
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus

GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car

GTO
Gas, Tires, Oil

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

JEEP
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Empty Every Pocket

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MG
Money Guzzler

MGB
Might Go Backwards

MGF
Might Go Forward

MIATA
My Intention Always To Accelerate

MOPAR
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs

MUSTANG
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday

PINTO
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PLYMOUTH
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

TRIUMPH
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

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bumper

Yeah I mean that pretty much sums it up

Wow what a cheapo. If you want suicide doors, you can't go cheap.

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