How many of Alphonse's disciples are there, and why don't they get bored of posting the same shit in every thread...

How many of Alphonse's disciples are there, and why don't they get bored of posting the same shit in every thread? Why won't they let us enjoy Veeky Forums?

>Alphonse's disciples
its the other way around

I get what you mean, every damn thread disintegrates into a shitflinging contest of >KEK, >BTFO, >LITTERALY ASS MAD, and those stupid fucking laughing pictures. Mention Nissan, and it goes up. Mention GM, and it goes up. Nobody actually gives a damn about what car is better, the only person who actually argues that Corvette is better, or that GTR is better, has never actually had fun in their car. They drive an automatic Chevy Optra (or Nissan Maxima for the GTR's side) to their 9 to 5 at McDicks, glassy eyed behind the windshield. Their tires have never been spun, their engines kept below 3k rpm, and they have no idea what fun in a car is. They may have tried to take a corner fast, but they pussied out at the last moment. They've never stepped on it, have never heard their engine's roar. They watch car racing on the television. And when there's a shot of their hated car of choice, they become enraged. Not because they hate the car, but because they hate the idea of others having fun, and take it out on a higher subject. They know the rules of comedy, never punch down, but since there's nobody on their subterranean level except the other fan, they take it out on the other fan's idol. The idolized items themselves do not care, some overweight guy in a basement can't influence a car crash with a >BTFO, but it makes our Mingolian Tire Rotating forum harder to post on.

TL;DR, they're angry that they haven't had fun.

It's over. The shitposters have won. Find a real forum.

project harder, assmad gm cuck

lol, still triggered v8s can't compete i see

Bow before me, cuck

>this mad ecoboost v6 is slower than a broken nissan leaf

>>>/autoib/

>still slower than the toyota lmp1 v6
Btfo

>inb4 damage control and moving goalposts
Rotflmao

>V8 cuckolds literally made their own board to help numb the anal pain
top kek, V8s literally cannot compete

Btfo

>ecoboost gt is also slower than a v6 camry
ROFLMAO no recovery!

I cant wait for the exodus desu

Hopefully autoib wont fail

>V8s can't compete with a V6 camry
rotflmao, btfo

im sure it will be as successful as 8ch last time all the gm cucks tried to "migrate"

who said anything about v8s fag

>this ass mad trying to start another argument
ROFLMAO

>mfw they made a motorcycle board
>it literally has 0 posts on it after 2 days
>new boards on Veeky Forums have literally thousands of new posters in the first hour that they're made
Rotflmao, btfo
>moving goalposts
BTFO

>Alphonse's disciples
It's one confused kid with access to multiple IP's nimrod

>damage control
roflmao, stay mad a nissan leaf is faster than ford gt/ although its not surprising considering a Honda fwd is also faster than the gt

>gm fangirls believe this
>still slower than the RXC turbo r
Rotflmao

>still slower than the RXC turbo r
slower than v8s at goodwood, roflmao

>muh Goodwood
6 cylinders dominate the nurburgring

Stay BTFO

>moving goal posts from fords shit engine to porsches even shitter engines
roflmao

fastest street legal car at the ring is a v8 :^)

It's sitting because it needs apex seals.

Can we ask Hiro to make a /gm/ board to distract shitposters?

>egg and race tracks
You're starting to sound like a gm fangirl

Stay BTFO

>the fastest street legal car at the ring is a V8
And the fastest time at the nurburgring was set in a 6 cylinder

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>mfw autoib cuck mods haven't deleted the thread calling them out yet

>Starting threads acting as the "waaaah why does Alphonse ruin this board" guy whilst replying to yourself in and out of other multiple threads in order to construct your own reality where people actually care you
Every one of these posts are cringe to the everyday user if you haven't noticed

>Every one of these posts are cringe
just like GM

>mfw they're literally DESPERATE for cucks to come to their board
Rotflmao
Reality check: The everyday user isn't a gm fangirl

Stay BTFO
Rotflmao

Bump

>autoib cucks got mad and tried to ban me
roflmao

>autoib mods deleted threads
>can't handle the fact that gm can't make cars

Same

My fucking sides

Look what you fucking started OP. I hope you're happy.

w-what is autoib?

stay triggered, gm cuck

It's just the one man shitposting day in, day out.

Autistic as fuck but it's pretty dedicated.

>mfw more than half of their website is either complaining about me or are complaining about tech issues
Rotflmao
>one person
Yea, right.

a gm fangirl safe space, they literally got so BTFO they went on to make their own imageboard without King and friends

almost as incompetent as gm's engineers

...

A new hope. It's slower right now because not everyone is aware of it and most traffic here is shitposting anyway, but the aim is to be like Veeky Forums minus sewageposting. We all hate normal forum culture here so another imageboard was the solution.

No user, there's at least 3 of these autists

>not having a multijet engine in his car
Literally why live???

HOW DO I GO TO THAT BOARD

>ONE
>POINT
>THREE
>DIESEL
>FIAT

Literally fucking www.autoib.org

>he doesn't have a multijet engine in his car

(btw, you stole my rare kek)

>last non gmfangirl triggering post was yesterday
roflmao theyve committed suicide over there

>a 70hp punto
lmao

Alphonse here, Veeky Forums posters appreciate you.

Without you we wouldn't have anyone to laugh at

>diesel fiat
Rotflmao btfo
Rotflmao

I was into shitposting before but Alphonse taught me about the Ford ways

I am forever grateful at him

That's wrong. We can always laugh at the fact you're a busrider, tbqhwyf.

>diesel fiat
>damage control
Rotflmao

>mfw i caused all this

>summerfag newtrip
go away

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This is what tr00led people actually belive lol

>57 replies
>17 posters

you HAVE to be joking

Y'all need to step up your game

>mfw the RX9 will BTFO all competition
FUCKER ONLY RUNS DOWNHILL

GENERAL MISTAKES

NIGGERS IN SOME SHITTY AWD NIGHTMARE

DEAD OR DYING, GULLIBLE EGGSUCKERS

who the heck are you???

Assmad gm fangirls spotted

A tripfag with a better trip

Ecoboob detected