Tfw 24 with no car/license

I would rather have sex as the receiver than the giver. Should I just be bi?

>car stops working for no apparent reason or falls apart because mexicans and ching chongs don't care about build quality
>always having to fill up at gas stations and contribute to towelheads in the middle east
>paranoid that fucking retarded asian drivers or crazy illegal mexicans will crash into you all the time
>dealing with fucking jews at insurance companies

nah, you're not missing out

not really

driving is a chore as is caring for it

I wouldnt even own a car if I didnt live in a public transportationless shithole

Sounds like you aren't bi at all, fag

Driving isn't a chore, it's fun enough. The real chore is caring for it. Cleaning out your car and keeping the outside nice is a hassle if you don't have an autistic compulsion to keep everything just so.

>Driving isn't a chore, it's fun enough.

fuck no it isnt

its only fun when you drive like an idiot and break the law

Light weight cars keep it entertaining. I'll admit, my friends are getting bored of their cars (evo 8, jdm s15) but I'm happy pulling mad corners at the 'speed limit' in my gen 3 memer2, anything over 60kmh feels like it's going fast.

I'm 24 and I just got a driver's license. Cars are too expensive for me but it's nice to have one I guess. It was a pain in the ass practicing for one though. Make sure you have a good relative teaching you manual. Because my dad wasn't a good instructor at all.

this, I drive an rsx type-s and hittng vtec+bouncing off the rev limiter at 8800 rpm makes you feel like you are time traveling through space but you are really only going 60mph

>its only fun when you drive like an idiot and break the law

Then go. Go tell ma, i dont give a fuck.

my ep3 feels like a little go-kart

Yeah, I think I'm mostly straight.

The right to drive a car is something i'd be ready to die protecting.

also a man that does not know how to clean a car properly or change a tyre is like a woman that doesn't know how to cook

>wants to get fucked
>"im straight"
Sure.

Holy shit OP you're a sad sack of shit

Grow the fuck up and do what the rest of us do

Unfortunately there is no cure for being ugly, just pay a prostitute

The only advantage of not being a normie is that you know what good and bad decisions are

Otherwise being a normie is great, Veeky Forums is full of retards who listen to Japanese music in America or non-asian countries, do you really trust those same humans to give you life advice?

dont follow this advice unless you want to be a miserable slave

There's lots of straight guys who like to be fucked.

>having a job automatically makes you a wagecuck

Not if you make enough to not work 40 hours and still enjoy the quality of life you like.

Get a job that pays $80k, work 20 hours a week.

And really it looks like OP will HAVE to be a miserable slave because either he HAS to go to another town to get a job or he doesn't want to, which means he's a failure at life.

>I wish there were more action movies where the characters do goofy shit like this instead of being so dark and edgy and depressing.

The Charlie's Angels remake movies had various silly vehicle driving tricks.

Just find a fatty. They'll do whatever

I'm not turned on by fat guys.

I'm 25 and I drive without a license. No, you're not missing out.

any lost freetime is slavery

>being straight
>wanting to receive anything in the bedroom except head from a girl

Pick one

>not being open minded in the bedroom

This is why Tyrone is out fucking your signicant other

Yeah honestly escorts are a good way to get your rocks off for roughly the same cost of having a girlfriend.

Haha yes. Loved these movies. Was sad when he died