Devilish moments

Tell me your D E V I L I S H auto moments Veeky Forums

>be me three months ago
>backing out of a walmart parking lot
>hit and knock off the wing mirror of some prius faggot in the process
>hightail it out of there before anybody manages to get my plate number

Another one

>couple of years back
>drivers license was suspended for a couple of months for dui
>still drove anyways

I only have one.

I rear ended this guy at 2am at an intersection because I was checking a text my brother sent me and quickly drove off (streets were empty as fuck in my smallish city) before he managed to get my number or the make and model. I was in an f-250 and the damage wasn't too bad, just a moderate dent and nothing else, but his rear bumper was totaled to shit.

I kept the car in the garage for a few months and used other means of transportation, then took it for repairs at this mechanic that I'm bro as fuck with (and who does illegal shit himself by having illegal mexicans working in his shop). Told him I struck a pole the other day by accident and he was like "aight". Got my shit repaired and that's the end of that ordeal kek.

Kill yourself, scum

stay triggered

>no right turn on red
>turn left

i almost never wear my seatbelt because I want to die if I get into a wreck

if I just become paralyzed then I will apply for euthanasia (or if I am a vegetable to euthanasia me that I have in my will)

thank god assisted suicide is finally legal here and not just for terminal shit

when I got my car I drove it unregistered, uninsured, and without plates
>tfw you were still hitting bowls on the road and still drove like a madman

6am catless cold starts

Bump

>see someone in parking lot with COEXIST sticker
>write I hate niggers, jews, and muslimes on a piece of paper and stick it under the front wiper
>speed out of there at considerable speed

Motherfuckers like you is why I have a dashcam. Rest assured though, if I had been rear ended I would've followed your trailer-trash ass and beat your head into your shitmobile

>sticker promoting peace triggers the racist autist

>being a libcuck while Jamal fucks your wife
Hello Red.dit!

>drive well under the speed limit in the hammer lane
>guy behind me gets in the left lane to pass
>downshift, speed up, and don't let him around

LOCK ME UP

I'm not black, white, or married.
>"if you don't share my irrational viewpoints then you're a [flavor of the month insult]"
>"I'm stupid and I think reddit is word filtered! "
-You

>being a libcuck beaner
gee, color me surprised paco. Don't you have some rims to be stealing?

meeting with a WHITE GIRL to """study""" at my house. I sure hope she is your sister ;^)

I already have rims on my civic from the previous owner fwiw

>paco thinks that boning trashy white bitches will trigger me
Look you've already overstayed your visit visa, not much else I can say to you

kek I would have shot you

>put Trump stickers over COEXIST stickers and on Priuses
>preachy lefties are set upon by their own

I don't believe you.

Post a pic of yourself with the tacoed Civic.

wew lad. in that case I wouldve just tailed you while calling the police

...

>uni student in her senior year w/job
>trashy

>stupid white racist "man" posting hate speech on Chinese cartoon forums
>not trashy

Okay bro enjoy those sour grapes

>speed limit 55mph
>cruise contorl at 56mph

>implying im not packing heat either
There would've been one less waito piggu in town I can tell you that much

Fuck you internet.
I didn't need to know how dark the world truly is, I'm leaving and I ain't never coming back.