If Veeky Forums were a car

A WRX.

Bland, a little fat but with a touch of performance If I feel like it.

Prone to quitting early tho.

Wow

Or you're gay.

op is a fag

Nice op.

I'd be an FD
>pretty in the face
>over thinks everything
>work in progress

Diesel Fiat Punto because I have no redeeming qualities

Do Tony fix you all the time?

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haha faboi

Naturally aspirated Z32 300ZX, because I'm fat and disappoint everyone constantly.

>unemployed
>overweight
>slow
>still look ok
I'm a Delorean

LT1 C4 Corvette. Small, light but I'll still kick your ass. If I don't I'll still make it close enough to embarrass the hell out of you. Also very temperamental.

t. edgelord CoD player.

Nothing new and exciting, but i'll get er' done and nothing will break me

No idea what the hell that's supposed to mean.

Except a massive ether addicton.

I just cut myself on your post

Bus

Guess you shouldn't play with knives then huh? Might be stroking my ego a bit but fuck it, who doesn't time to time.

Except a massive ether addiction.

A 1UZ/R154 swapped MKII Supra

I have a hard on for 80-90s jap stuff, I lift weights, I'm super athletic, old school (I don't go clubbing, or instagraming, snapchat or whatever the fuck, don't follow any trends.)

You bet

Twingo because i'm a happy little camper

Old GMC pickup
Beat up, old still doing my job

Who /corolla/ here?

Pretty average yet can perform very well, reliable, not beautiful but not bad to look at?

Haha, are you Miata's bf?

Ugly, useless, poorly built and generally unwanted.

Compensation, 2 passenger, & offroader.

You might be ugly but that car isn't.
Some oldies just didnt get fetishised, and because of that are super cheap.

Now you can pick em up for cheap and make them look great

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That car is a fucking mutant, I love late 50's/early 60's styling, but that thing is as hideous today as it was 58 years ago.

youre super cool guy for sure absolute can i suk oin your pener?

A
FUCKING
URINAL

I mean if they just put a grille in front of that piss hole in the front it wouldn't even be so bad.

20 something years old, unimpressive, but a decent car nontheless

Um, sure? only if you wear a purple wig tho

I don't fucking know.

You.

Pointlessly long, underpowered slavshit, bad condition due to neglect.

Poor Ivan ;_:

2004 Silverado short bed reg. cab

A forgettable but reliable workhorse. I'm stocky but also a manlet so a truck, but with a short bed.
Not a dodge pickup because I have nothing to prove, and not a Ferd because they're loved and very common.

>posts picture of celica gts

Me

older toyota pickup (early 90s)

ain't the prettiest, aint the strongest, and slowly rotting on the inside

but I still get up and go to work every day.

I'm the odd cousin

Being a Mark II would be too flattering

>failure in parent's eyes
>Veeky Forums lifestyle
>cancel plans often last minute
>some days can't force self to get out of bed
>have autistic daily routines that must be followed in order to function properly(brotein at certain times, 5 cups of coffee, ect.)

rx7 fc

fun, unique, adaptable, can require significant maintenance.

a fourth gen fiesta, because it looks the way i feel

2013 Hyundai Accent

>everybody thinks I'm an unreliable piece of shit but the people who actually know me are aware of how reliable I am.
>look oddly charming even though nobody wants to admit it

>I'd be an R35 Nissan GTR
>kinda hot with curves but like 20 extra pounds
>nice eyes
>lots of car guys wants one
>overall underwelming
>would be a 9/10 with mods and weight reduction

Me irl

I think you mean Pontiac

Kek

Woah there kiddo

Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

3 times faster than a regular turds

>I don't follow any trends xdd
t. edgy hipster fag

:O

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>buys ae86
>posts on Veeky Forums about how you cant drive it
>sells it a few months later

I'm full otterbody with a nigger nose, fat lips, and asian eyes. I'm white. What the fuck car would I be? A miata with a body kit?

Came in to do this