What would an actual Socialist utopia look like Veeky Forums?

What would an actual Socialist utopia look like Veeky Forums?

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Norway

Nazi Germany

>socialist

>utopia

pick one

Oxymoron.
Social Democracy.
National Socialism, not marxist socialism.

A world where shit can be produced out of thin air and everyone agrees on everything.

Basically a utopian delusion.

Why is the idea of Socialism working so mundane, can you please elaborate?

maximum 100k humans alive in the universe, a fuckton of destruction & science if anyone can be fucked

Something like in pic related with less social pressure, maybe.

Nazi Germany

>utopia

As long as you were Germanic you were fine.

Like Star Trek, in theory. That is, if everything went perfectly... I don't think it would last due to human nature to be honest.

Nazi Germany

No such thing.

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I got executed because I said something rude about leadership. Sounds like a utopia to me.

You're missing the point of the hypotheticals game.

Like death.

Socialism doesn't work. It ends in death.

>a spongebob web comic

Also that's communism buddy, if your gonna shitpost, shitpost right.

The US Military.
thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/04/21/troops-of-the-uniform-unite-the-military-is-a-socialist-paradise.html

That's pretty retarded.

idk man makes sense to me

AI's TO REGULATE THE ECONOMY, AGRICULTURE, WEATHER PATTERNS, DEMOGRAPHIC DISTRIBUTION

GENE THERAPY EXTENDS AVERAGE LIFESPAN ~50 YEARS

STRICT POPULATION CONTROL, PRENATAL GENETIC SCREENING

UNIVERSAL CIVIL CONSCRIPTION

EVENTUALLY WE WILL REACH THE STARS, THIS IS OUR UTOPIA

Does Seychelles count? I mean René was a socialist

It was shit for non-Aryan Germans from 1933 to 1945 and it was shit for everyone from 1944 to 1949 but if you were Aryan German Nazi years were the golden years. In fact much of post ww2 German guilt comes from the fact that those were some amazing years for any Aryan German that lived through them, there were plenty of resources, there were plenty of servants, they were taking over Europe, Germany was number 1, there was ton of food and raw materials and clothing and a general abundance.

Things only started getting worse in '43 when Germany switched to war economy and hurt consumer spending and '44 when Germany started getting bombed heavily but up until the collapse of the Eastern Front and allied liberation of France things were still great in Germany for Aryan Germans.

Test

>worlds most expensive army has it okayish (hellish living conditions)
Im not even going to bother with the article.

Peasant harmony without bourgeois coercion

Nobody's mentioned Marxist Leninism, friendo

Star Trek

Only way a socialist utopia would work would be if the society was 100% homogenous both ethnically/racial, religiously, etc. Speaking about religion, it'd have to promote a strong work ethic independent of recognition, so Calvinism. It'd have to be small, realistically, and agriculturally focused, shunning excessive materialism.
Maybe Geneva? Someone look into that.

a bunch of robots ruled by a hal-9000-like ai system

The Russian Federation isn't communist.

Least they could use a Soviet Union flag right.

Like Jonestown.

>What would an actual Socialist utopia look like Veeky Forums?
Soviet union.

Socialism can only work if the inevitable scarcity of resources wasn't the law of the world. Then things like "value" wouldn't exist. Social classes wouldn't exist if every good on earth was infinite. Otherwise, there will always be people who "have" and people who "have not".

>Socialism can only work if the inevitable scarcity of resources wasn't the law of the world.
>Then things like "value" wouldn't exist.
>yfw knowledge is then used as currency and given value.
Commie faggots still rekt even in perfect hypothetical.

>Otherwise, there will always be people who "have" and people who "have not".
It's reusable and recyclable you say...

Brazil

Merci Twingo

No, you mean communism, markets can coexist with socialism. And all post-scarcity means is scarcity isn't the primary determinant of distribution.

>yfw knowledge is then used as currency and given value.
It's more like Netflix checks if you've fulfilled your socially-necessary-labor-time-unit quota, and if you have, you get full access to the entire catalog of Netflix. The pricing structure isn't as such that you pay per view, people who watch more don't pay more than people that pay less. You get however much you want out of it. They just have to make sure that they get enough aggregate labor contributions to keep things running.

>Knowledge as currency
Ha, as if a scarcity in knowledge can't be eliminated. The real question is do we really WANT everyone to know anyone else knows.

so its shitty capitalism...