/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

''Kingdom of Swadia is no more !'' edition.

(Looted) thread: READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.

LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:

Gamescom Siege video :
youtube.com/watch?v=pv2qb66PbUg
youtube.com/watch?v=6rq-fEc1N0I

Interviews with Armagan at Gamescom '16 :
youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcBAGtXvpk
Last blog:
taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/16

OLDER BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS: See Pastebin

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/HPJiGhg0

M&B Wiki: mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Mount_and_Blade_Wiki

NOOB GUIDE: imgur.com/a/FMAqV

M&B VERSION ARCHIVES
>ftp://ftp.taleworlds.com/

>user's mods and upstab guide:
pastebin.com/agwZu9Df
>/mbg/ Steamgroup
steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevg

New user created stuff:
>Undead Calradia
moddb.com/mods/undead-calradia
>Gekonewer
mega.nz/#F!itxViDAT!PhBfJWsjATkdqN28V2kZ5g
>Dickplomacy 4.3.0.7b
full download
mega.nz/#!o5g3nAiY!Mv1fVljpCfCWykQW-fTqycWvq4zQ-5aRuTxUpMsN_F8

>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do?"
Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people).

Other urls found in this thread:

articles.chicagotribune.com/2007-11-18/news/0711170440_1_waist-omega-brain
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>''Kingdom of Swadia is no more !'' edition.
Good OP, /mbg/ just gets better in time as we eternally wait for Bannerlord's release.

Swedish Mayo is gross

hi im gay what mod do i use

Dickplomacy

Diplomacy by litdum

hi im straight what mod and faction do I use?

Floris

Native, Sword Sister only

How can I order my sharpshooters to deploy these and avoid getting raped by enemy shooters?

You can't

hi i'm gay what mod lets me play as a trap?

Refer to Part of whats Rhodok Sharpshooters idiot proof is that IF they ever run out of ammo they will actually defend themselves with arguably the best infantry shield in the game (only Nord Huscarl Shields compete).

gekonewer

>draw a girl
>call it boy

every time

>I'm gay so I want to be a half-ass female
I will never understand this meme.

Men can easily portray themselves as more beautiful than women thanks to such attributes as thicker healthier skin and longer eyelashes but none of that demands they demean themselves to womanhood.

A few mods have deploy able pavises
Native behavior for them is nonsensical

this tbqh

This cannot be allowed. Male avatar with a husband would be baby mode, especially if polygamy was enabled.

Someone merge Litdum, Dicklomacy and Custom Troop trees and I will give you my virginity.

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

here u go senpai

Sounds pretty gay

Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with being fabulous either. The modern day gender politics that is loaded onto it are pure cancer though.

Its gay, that's wrong enough for me.

is it out?

Being obsessed about the private sexuality of other people is among the most inane things you can possibly worry about though, especially when they have zero desire to jam it in your ass. And even if they did I don't see how it is any different than be solicited by some really ugly woman.

Khuzaits will dominate the world.

I mean it's just gay, and that's wrong.

The spread of HIV/AIDS is almost entirely the cause of fags.

I really wonder considering how ancient homosexuality is and how recent AIDs as an epidemic is. Especially since it just so happened to blow up during the Boomer generation.

What about all the fags who had nothing to do with that?

>waiting for a mod to update before playing it

Blame your dad in this case

Fags are about 2% of the American population.
Of all HIV/AIDS patients in America, over 55% are fags.

It doesn't take a genius to see that disproportion.

That would still leave the great majority of fags without AIDS

What do fags with aids have to do with them?

Are you make the "not all muslims" """""argument"""" but with faggots?
Jesus man.

Being gay isn't a system of beliefs

Know who doesn't spread AIDS/HIV? Lesbians, once again yuri is the literal purest form of love

>all these faggots coming out of the woodwork

Lesbians don't exist.

>Historical figures like Nobunaga not welcome
You can go fuck yourself m8

>Gays not welcome.
>In a general that officially features the gayest mod in the entirety of Veeky Forums.
kekels

Not an argument

death 2 weebs

Lies, I catch Sword Sisters always making out while they're stuck in a garrison.

how new are you that you believe that

All women enjoy or can be made to enjoy sex with men therefore lesbianism is not real at least in the context of only having sex with other women.

>Nobunaga is anime
Whew lads

japan is an anime bro get over it

If Japan were a legitimate way to escape 3DPD it should be praised

How much gay is too gay?

all gay

Those hips and thighs are cheating
articles.chicagotribune.com/2007-11-18/news/0711170440_1_waist-omega-brain

>All men enjoy or can be made to enjoy sex with women therefore gay is not real at least in the context of only having sex with other men.
Yeah sure

fuck off /v/eddit

There's nothing wrong with loving men and being a rhodok.

Loving the superior sex and the superior faction is merely rational user

>and being a rhodok.
Let's not go too far, user

Then wouldn't you be a Khergit loving (human) women?

>loving (human) women
Enjoy your divorce and alimony

>Khergit
Enjoy your casualties in every siege

Steppe waifu poster is sleeping on the job

Horse fuckers are sub- humans and it is the duty of the valiant Rhodok and Nord to liberate their neglected lasses.

>marriage
Something nobody said or implied, go out raid villages, and fuck bitches.

>Being a cowardly crossbowjew
>Being a meme viking

>Loving the superior sex and the superior faction is merely rational user

I too love futa khergits.

So many rude people in this lovely general

10-chan is so cute today

I blame the Rhocucks and their inability to appreciate fine women.

Maybe he found a steppe waifu?

He himself said he would never find one though. Maybe he finally killed himself out of despair?

Maybe he found a shittier waifu?

what do people find attractive about this shit

...

It's truly a mystery. Maybe Bannerlord will help us explain it.

why the pussy of horse?
its way big for humans.

also no legs! best part about women.

>responding to /v/eddit shitposting

Enough horse pussy.
Post content

is this real

It was real. This happened in february 2015

Reminder your "pure" steppe waifu sucks horse dicks when nobody is around

I wish I could into fashion because as a horse archer I don't need function

can a human women even fit that

Yes. There is ample video evidence.

slut

The depravity of Rhdoks and Nords bring when trying to besmirch a pure steppe woman is astonishing, I doubt a Rhodok has ever left his castle to see a steppe woman.

Everyone knows that Rhodok and Nord women spend all their time fucking Sarranids while the men are out fighting and dying for their lousy new world order kings.

There are Rhodok women? I thought Rhodok were just sentient crossbows that reproduced by shooting bolts at pavises.

this what sarraniggers fantasize about while fornicating with goats

What are the historical equivalents for the factions in warband?

>fucking nord women
>fucking rhodock women
ew

swadia = france/HRE
vaegirs = novgorodian rus
khergits = turkic steppe peoples/mongols
nords = late period vikings
rhodoks = swiss/northern italy
sarranids = mamluk sultanate

Cheers

Yeah, Sarranids are gross, I agree. Strong, virile, alpha males prefer steppe waifus.

How can any steppe woman be pure when there are literal thousands of steppe bandits trying to rape her and they have fast horses.

She can out run them.
because she is a horse

Bros b4 whores m8

I got dickplomacy but now what
what can I actually do

>rape people
>volley fire

>When a noble is standing near you

>When a peasant is standing near you

>rape people
how