/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

I think you mean ban everyone outside of the glorious USA.

that's because the only statics who get mentioned are waifus

As long as it isn't shit like 'everybody is valid' why bother?

Kudos to Research Director for guiding me through my first round as scientist.

I could have but I like to let silicons have fun with ions even after that one time admins made ions to poke fun at me directly with ions after I reset three other ions in a single round.

>it took only 1 minute to trigger burgerittes

>tfw Americans can't even make a good waifu.

Name ONE American waifu, you cant

That was the only thing in that round that made me laugh. Well played.

Fukken saved.

Wait what? How did the HoS remove it?

>Accidentally dragged the janitor into the goonsat
>We try to devise a plan to escape
>Box of crayon teleports in for whatever reason
>Janitor tries to pick it up
>"I CAN'T DROP THE BOX OF CRAYONS!"
>Try to remove it, get a message saying that it was stuck

Bill.

>implyign randomnames areen't the best officers

how bout you fuck off retard

I had to get my hand cut off.

bill's a british crackhead tranny bro

>Join as friendly MoMMI out to help and improve the station
>Wire solars and fix some minor things
>As I'm improving the atmos waste loop Halli Faxa runs by and emags me
>Ordered to kill Hannibal Wheeler the scientist traitor and Dean Du the virologist
>Eventually kill them by electrifying doors and dragging them out into space while hitting them with my electrified arm and apologizing profusely
>Halli Faxa gets killed by the warden(?) and I spend the rest of the round just jumping out of vents buzzing and scaring people in their offices
>Eventually teleport myself out into space and try to bring back the corpse of a security guard I found on the telecom satellite
>Shuttle leaves
Could have been a worse round.

>Permabrigged as clown
>Thrown inside, key thrown away, everyone forgot I existed
>Power goes out, shuttle called
>Sitting in the dark in perma
>Suddenly, before the shuttle docks, the captain shows up with a prisoner for some reason
>Step just into the range of his flashlight when he walks in
>Honk
>Spooked him so hard that he accidentally let the prisoner go, and didn't come back to his keyboard for 10 full seconds
Even when you do practically nothing, being a clown is the best

>when something surprises you so much in spess you go braindead for a second to recuperate
best and worst feeling

Kurt are you really trying to compare people getting hardsuits to people getting EGUNS at round start you fucking shitter

Why are you quoting me

try and stop me you little faggot

Is there a more efficient way to make 90u Alkysine in a large beaker than:
>15 potassium silicon chlorine
>30 nitrogen nitrogen
>10 chlorine chlorine chlorine

Nice try but you're not that guy

I want to do things to Surfer Girl...

Like hold her hands and make her blush

You forgot to use spoiler tags.

This is a lewd free zone.

Torso Boy?

>waifufags dont get to play with surfer anymore because of shit like this

HAHAHA FAGGOT

Wait did she stop playing?

>'surfer' brooks
>whatever the latest shitty anime name is
>every other 'waifu'

Lads, I hate to say it, but waifus are dead. It's time to let go. It was fun while it lasted, but really, it's an old meme desu.

What's the new meme?
What is "in"?

>be chef
>put a lot of time and love into my recipes, double that when there are no botanists to get me materials
>get rewarded with having less visitors because the more complex the recipe is the more filling it is

Ivory tower and discord memes

get a wrench, unwrench a chair, build an IV drip
load your food into your IV drip and hook it up to yourself
this literally empties the food and you also get the bonus of being an obese chef
alternatively, ask medbay for lipozine, put it in all your food

Well, desu, the best new 'meme' I've seen in a while is Lifeweb. It's really fun, and I recommend everyone give it a try at some point.

>over 60% of the playerbase buys food from vending machines, never going nowhere near the chef unless they plan to kill him
it's a thankless job

She said she was leaving because of waifu posters.

Just drag the ice cream machine into the hall and go grab a grey jumpsuit

I will never EVER become a greytiding shitter

>waifu posters
You mean waifu wall scrolls...

...right?

Is it possible to remove someone's groin and have them survive.

deconstruct the vending machines, put them back together
they still "work" they just don't have any more stock
if anyone asks tell them you were just borrowing the stock parts
NOBODY will stop you

>arts and crafts crate removed from cargo
>can no longer go mime, and cover the station in waifus because that was the only way I knew how to get posters

Woah Woah when did she say this?

You used to be able to bite people's entire lower body off with the eat superpower.
I don't remember if they could live through it or not though.

Wizard MINDSWAP reworked when?
powergamers always go straight to the ATM instead of asking the mindswap victim the things he said earlier into shift, etc, common things like that

Instead its "WHATS YOUR BANK ACCOUNT INFO LOL"

takes all the roleplaying out of proving your innocence

She didn't stop playing, AFAIK. She just changed her static.

I think the contraband crate has posters, but you'd need to diddle the console board to get it.

>trying to work around powergamers

you can't
hippie tier faggots will always find a way to be hippie tier faggots

someone make a bug report for me
gravy, cinnamon, soy sauce and ketchup don't add to your hunger bar anymore ever since dylan fucked them
ketchup is effectively just water and this is a SIN

I agree with this. ATM notes thing is really fuckin dumb and should be bannable.

>autism a perfect virology report with formatting, signature and description
>find 4 perfects symptoms (Full Glass, Doctor's Delight, Telepathy, Lantern)
>all of them are a different stage of the virus

>the station descend into pure chaos and all of this is for nothing

>make great food as trader
>but it's out of the way from the main station
>and costs money
>most people would rather get vending machine food or chef food
cheffing is thankless always, just do it for the love of the craft rather than greyshit approval

Who is her new static?!

waifuposting needs to make a comeback, I miss the attention and compliments I got.

...

I don't want to break the law as a mime

If I knew, I wouldn't tell. That obsession is unhealthy.

only the character knows their bank account infor
anyone could have seen what they did earlier in the shift

We know, Solarious, it's why you kept shitting up the thread and bringing attention to yourself.

>No more Trinity Prewitt, Megurine Luka, Caleigh Stall or Naomi Williams
Dark times

Biting them off at the groin was an insta-gib to my memory.

The game couldn't recognize groin removal as anything but complete torso destruction.

>No more Trinity

>start as sec
>Greet your team
>Help a newbro out or two
>wizard has no way of knowing the greetings said, or the hot tips I gave the newbies

No. Bank account shittery needs to GET OUT

Does Surfer shill herself, or is it just creepy obsessed dudes?

creepy dudes

Wrong guess! >:3

Nah I'd rather give my waifu compliments in game where she can actually tell it's me.

all waifu posting is self-shilled
no one is pathetic enough to pretend to want to have relations with another male, and the onyl female I know that plays spess plays as a male static

And that's why it's powergaming you retard

>No more Trinity Prewitt, Megurine Luka, Caleigh Stall or Naomi Williams
bright times

Boys are better girls than girls honestly

Who is your favorite Quartermaster

>no one is pathetic enough to pretend to want to have relations with another male
what did he mean by this?

Pajeet

The one that does his job

Pajeet "shitter streets" (indian last name)

I still like to pretend surfer is a girl.. After all it was never confirmed

>no one is pathetic enough to pretend to have relations with another male

xevonix and kawaii
drcelt and nigglywiggly
shiggypiggy and basically anyone ever
grimlock and spergay
kurt jacobs and literally anybody

you misunderestimate just how creepy and pathetic a lot of the people here are

From talking to her in deadchat and ooc she doesn't seem like the type,but honestly who knows?

what

I met some great friends on this game, does that count?

post ez SME setups so i don't get yelled at anymore :^(

>roswell gray x cancer inflicted sub marine
>leprechaun x trap
>russian skeleton x anyone who gives him the time of day
>mmi mech x crossdresser
>retarded lawyer x his own personal harem

Soca is amazing at being detailed.

>Xevonix cheating on nevill

When did this happen?

t. pajeet

what did he mean by this

who are literally any of these people??
????

SJ x Kammer junk

Morena x Strawberrytan

Some of our beloved admins just are fucking idiots when it comes to writing something using human words.
That guy griff'd before the shuttle landed (i.e. before round end), but you wouldn't know from that ban reason because stringing an English sentence together is already hard enough for Soca, you can't expect it to be correct too.