You have the power to turn any car into a girl of equal beauty and similar personality...

>spirit rx7
>rotary
You might as well date a girl with terminal cancer

>dat sound she makes when she farts
okay sicko

>I like girls with eating disorders

>rebuilding seals every 5 miles
>having to warm her up real nice and good or she won't do shit
>having to rev her up all the way JUST to get some power and fun out of her
KYS

>rotard BTFO

Dis car is mah shit, It reminds me of my ex
>looks plain and normal
>is accommodating
>looks FANTASTIC when dressed right
>puts a smile on your face when the turbo kicks in 3rd gear
I MISS HER SO FUCKING MUCH

Cheer up mate. Seems like you nees to find a good ol southern girl who knows how to party.

>Trans
No thanks

She had a dick at one point, she'll know how to please ya

Speaking from experience?

fags and sex changers know their way around a dick, it is common knowledge

actual girls suck at operating everything, including cocks

>not teaching your gf how to suck cock
Lol grow a fucking pair and stop making excuses for your INADEQUACIES

Steroids are bad, bruh. I'd have an early V8 Cerbera, she's also batshit insane, but a lot prettier and classier. And is actually practical, rear seats and hueg boot. Seriously.

kay

Word on the street is that straight dudes are the best at suckin dick

>BTFO

If thinking that makes you feel better, sure

Kia optima
>Kind of chubby
>One of the most beautiful of her nationality
>not a good dancer but can still be fun
>is learning how to be pretty for the first time

>this thread

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oh so youre a fucking faggot who would want the ayest twinkest faggot of all time? wow that's really saying something

i hope that car leaks gasoline and becomes engulfed in flames at some point, hopefully sooner than later. like today, i hope that car dies today. maybe the owner can becme trapped inside too

the worst fucking part is that it actually looks kind of good. but i know what lies underneath, and it fills me with rage

Why the fuck are you guys obsessed with using vehicles as surrogates for women? I guarantee you if you turned your car into a girl she would leave your ass immediately because you're a fucking weirdo who thinks about "what if my car was a girl with boobies and a vagina" all day long.

Jesus you must be fun at parties

Lol

I'm still not sure why there's still no KanColle, but with cars.

Snek

Fast and sort of wants to kill you

You would really hate it now.

>stanced

I'm more fun than the dude who wants to fuck his car, I'll tell you that much, fella.

hitler was right

>this Assmad over a thread on some Asian Mongolian cock measuring board
Stay BTFO GM KEK

Mx5 or veil side fortune rx7 or jaguar xkr (2000s) one

>Veilside

honestly, and i can't believe i'm saying this, but that looks better than the wannabe lambo matte black fuckface paint job in he first picture. still a riced to shit econobox but

thicc

The parties you go to must suck.

Where I go, the car fucker is probably the most normal girl there.

>Jaguar E type. jpg

What is a long, slender car with modest curves and a personality that is usually mature and reserved until you give her a good push?

Aston Martin DB9?

>petite and cute
>naturally aspirated
>likes to drop her top

>can't deliver where it counts
sure, if you want a sweet girl with a 2inch deep vag, go for an s2k

definitely wants to kill you*

>flirty hairstylist at the local salon
>pretends to be strong and independant
>gets driven by old men

Whatever ur mum drives LOL

easy

I'd say Elise is just as cute and a fair bit sexier.

>small girl that tries too hard

>drivers car
mans woman.

>Haha! I fuck men I win. :)
Lol alright.

You want a paraplegic?

Obviously

Probably a 90s nsx
> mature but aged well
> thin and perfect with curves where it matters
> low maintenance honda engine
> vtec

>She is going to be horny as can be for you.

boring

anyway

light weight
small
cute
can easily send you to your death if youre not careful
French

Old, pigfat, built poorly and cheaply so she breaks constantly, leaf springs so she has to lie down or else she'll fall on you, supposed to be really dirty/good offraod but is actually disappointing and shat on by competition who look and are made better, face like a vacuum cleaner only protip is that she sucks like one. (especially for your bull chad)

>veil side fortune rx7
kill yourself you are no better than the rice kiddies

she's a screamer.

underrated post

jesus dude chill

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>looks like the others at first but a bit different and better when you pay attention
>everyone says she's shit but if you give her a chance you'll find out that she's great
>won't let you down even though people will tell you she will
>not that extremely well performing but still really good and tries to
>muh soul and passion

it's a love hate thing
sometimes I want to sell her because she needs new exhaust and buy an old bimmer for >muh rwd
but the next time I get inside (her ;^)) puts a huge smile on my face

Chassis mount wings are so shit.

>TFW your car is gril and you climb into inside of her

feels good man

>cheerful petite French qt
I can see why

>dem pretty curves
>loves it when you put your foot down
>screams when you ride her hard
>agile and elegant

2nd generation MR2

I dont think ricers are elegant

>swedish
>pale
>front heavy (better for girls than car)
>not pigfat, but not too thin either
>much of back is exposed due to clothing
>also is qt

Only the wheels are aftermarket, dumbass, how is that riced?

if that bodykit is stock then Mazda made one helluva factory ricer

car looks trashy

>yandere MR2

I didn't know I wanted this

Sounds like my girlfriend

At your request

!

Why the fuck are you even on Veeky Forums

As an 86 owner myself, OP is the worst kind of scum.

is there anything worse that having retards driving "your" car and making it look bad? because i know this feel

t. BMW owner

what the fuck would this be

Not sure but her name is probably Helga.

cheeky girl next door with an italian twist

you want to fuck a man?

>her female ancestors still look good
>has money
>but doesn't exist
:(

Probably not.
T. Stock s2k owner

>going to be horny
gee its not like I want a personality instead of a sexual deviant

>phat rears
why

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Average looking brunette sorority girl that makes good grades

Has a nice ass

>liberal arts degree

KYS