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>NEWS & STREAMS
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Epic.

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FUCKING

RRREEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Way to be a second late naga poster jesus christ

Remember to get regular exercise /d2g/

naga is so lewd, I love it

>salad
t. euro
a fucking side dish which contains various vegetables combined with olive oil, vinegar or some sort of citrus

t. americunt

a salad is whatever i can fit in with some sort of a leaf that is at least colored green

WEW

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What support do I pick so my carry doesn't get fucked by Timbersaw in the laning phase?

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

kotl or lion

>kaipi brewmaster

okay now it's obvious they want to lose

is this a good meme?

it's okay

sort of tired of height jokes desu

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hehe

>Brewmaster picked
>Two utility cores vs two right clicking cores

I can't watch. Kaipi why.

>Jungle Bloodseeker
>Mid Brewmaster
So this is the power of NA Dota...

WOULD IT BE TOO HARD TO CAST SHADOW DANCE BEFORE TPING YOU RETARDED ROMANIAN FUCK

>NA qualifier
>top 4 teams are from EU
Really make you think...

>picking Brewmaster in your elimination match
I've seen this somewhere before

holy shit kaipi is doing it

I can't believe what I'm seeing

with brew and bane

Kaipi will be fine, Roma poster.

Obsidian Destroyer

can a 5k team w/ maphacks beat EG

Radiant will five man for a gold advantage in-between cool downstairs and even when Kaipi win fights their push is slow.

If it was a Sven instead of Slark maybe.

Timber nerfs when? Can't stand how strong that hero is.

So if Kaipi win this they play elements pro gaming in a bo3 vs LebronDota. After that Sing will have to carry the throwing Romanian in the real qualifiers, long road ahead for Kaipi fans.

Give them your energy

I want kaipi to win but they way they're playing what I want isn't realistic

er.... Kaipi maybe actually losing this.

I guess the Roma poster was right in being afraid after all.

i want kapi to lose so sing stops trying to play on the pro level

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

He will never stop that. His ego won't let him.

I honestly feel like this team would be crushing qualifiers without Bone7 playing like a retard. Who knows what would happen in regionals, but Bone is a fucking anchor from what I've seen.

>Kaipi are going to lose to a bloodseeker pick

what the fuck did I just watch

TIMBERSHIT
IS A REAL HERO IN THE VIDEO GAMES DOTA 2

>ego
lol you are retarded

how should i build kunkka
is x marks the spot into ghost ship into the waterspout a legit combo or can anyone with a brain escape it

kunkka is a top tier support in pro matches.

>timber is ruptured
>takes literally no damage from it
dOTARDS???

can bone throw this

He has two chances now
So, maybe

Always, but Bamboe's not letting him.

Bone + Bamboe can always throw

Hey guys, check this out:

youtube.com/watch?v=DnHQJs8m57M

yo I just tuned in
was bloodseeker picked first or brewmaster?

>haters waiting the whole day for kaipi to drop shitposting every time things get a little adverse
>kaipi keeps advancing round after round

Are Kaipi our guys?

This Bat and Blood going full pub tier retarded.

I'm not a Kaipi fan, but they've lingered modestly here for long enough to win some

Today I will Razor

How do you feel about her recently being captured by Kurona and Nishishit.

well that was anticlimactic

whats the context for these why are these being posted every thread
i stopped visiting for a while and when i came back these were a thing.

We did it boys.

6:15 am, no sleep and it was very well worth it.

We are in the finals.

V I N T A G E

M E M E S

every day until solo queue

Holy shit, ancient meme.

Nice one, dudester.

It's a life flag, by being a prisoner she's not on the chopping block if CCG or Kaneking go after Clowns/Washuu.

jesus fuck how old is this meme, i remember it was right before one of the internationals

>The state of TNC after Jimmy completely cucked them
It's rather depressing actually.

Good stuff, I feel the same way.

>be high mmr
>queue 12 minutes
>finds a match
>retard fails to load

sigh...

but supports are cucks
KEKS!!!

It goes back to the old aghs refresher Razor that would just destroy your entire base in a matter of seconds.

It's really ancient.

>It's really ancient.

It can be that old when Razor's aghs is fairly new.

wait
black is on some literal who sea team now?
lel

>be high 3k mmr (I'm actually 9k but my team holds me back)
>queue 4 minutes, but I'm without my cartoons so it's effectively torture
>find a match
>player realizes I'm on his team and dc's early to save mmr

...sigh...

with Icex3 yeah

Post more ancient forgotten memes from the golden age!

It's 4 years old or some shit.

why do you have to bully people?

no way razor's aghs has to be 2014 at most old

razor aghs is old as fuck

>yfw kaipi win the dotabowl

>really ancient

m8 isn't that like shortly after TI3

It's before TI3 actually.

Check the update log, aghs refresher razor used to be meta in 2013

doubting navi was always my favorite meme until it wasn't funny anymore because they became shit

2013 is TI3, razor wasn't meta then, it was later. And maybe I remember wrong but I would say razor's aghs was introduced when it become meta with the refresher

>wake up
>no new treasure
What the fuck valve i want my hats

RIP bananamancer

razor has had aghs since fucking 2010 dude

Who is that Red Hero there in the screenshot with the flaming sword?

Davion the Dragon Knight?

Doom?

It's doom m8

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Lucifer the Doom

Doom?

Doom who?

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thats the meme retards

Based moon.

Oh I think I remember this Hero.

Whatever happened to him? Did he get removed from the game?

Warlock has been picked

if 0 i wont random this game

>that blast from the past

holy shit

may the razes ever be in your favor, razeman, wherever you are

>SUNScuck pushing his political views in a Dota stream

GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING PLANET

sing already played solo mid warlock earlier today user, no big news