/smgen/ - SMITE General

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nice man jaw

>Aliiive
FOR A WHILE
NO CHOICE

>tfw can't get gud with ullr

Why is the thread so dead ? I mean it was never the fastest thread on Veeky Forums but we always reached the bump limit.

Because we actually play the game and don't just idle in the thread?

Because smite is dead.

VVGH

Only if the thing you're hitting isn't; Fire Giant, a tower, a phoenix, the titan, or someone who has built one item that has physical protection

vvvg

But undertale is also dead and still have an active general.

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More people have played undertale than smite though.

So, how expensive is Smite compared to your other hobbies? Considering I am a gunpla builder, those range from $5 to $100+, not to mention paint and tools - while Smite is probably the cheaper option currently.

Kali jerking off the other 4 members of her team

Undertale's fan base is also cancer

Thread is nearly ded again.

>lose hardcore in arena
>realize Rama is 0-9
>he built ninjas > fatalis > bloodforge > Jotunns > Titans
>no fucking crit

I know I haven't played in awhile but what the fuck. Was I getting memed on?

the only thing you spend is your time. unless you're a nerd that unironically spends money on cosmetics.

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Dark Hel x Izanami. The rest is up to you.

>There are people who buy Tahuti second
>There are people who defend this decision

I have spent a bit on Smite cosmetics.

What happens if you get a chest skin for a god you don't own? Does it unlock that god?

>Does it unlock that god?
No.

>34 posts in 7 hours
I guess I'll have to write that Arachne x Reader story to get the autism kicking back in the thread.

I suspected as much from my experience with Paladins.

Sasuga Lo-rez

>not already having all gods

I LITERALLY started playing 8 days ago.

1st god I bought was Kali because she's cute. CUTE!
Next were Hades and Kukulkan.

>incon puts arachne in A+ tier

What. The. Fuck.

>kali
>cute
you freak

back to paladins tard

So according to the straw poll that one butthurt futa user made, the majority of the general thinks that liking Fenrir is furry, not beastiality.

You are all degenerates either way.

I'M THE FATHER OF THE GODS, PUT YOUR DADDY ON THE PHONE

>Buying a god because she's cute
It what I did for Jing Wei and Ama, and they where the first two gods I got Master 10 with, so I don't regret this.
Welcome to Smite, its fucking shit. GLHF

It's bestiality obviously. As if a straw poll will change that.

>tfw someone on your team can't stop bitching through chat and VGS even though you're winning by a landslide

someone will always find a reason to complain. fucking Skadi goes 2-3 with a shitty build and goes ballistic the entire match because Chaac, Thanatos and I were too busy steamrolling the other team to drop everything and prevent a gank. I'm assuming he was a BR or something due to the excessive broken english

Two days in a row now it's booted me from the lobby right after locking in a God and giving me 30 minute deserter. Get your shit together hirez

Janus is really fucking fun.

Thanks senpai.

>be me
>scylla mid
>miss my ult
>"ultimate is ready! Awesome! Awesome!" bming for the next minute
>say "sorry"
>NO! AWESOME!
>get a double kill without my ult then land my ult for a triple
>nobody says anything
O-ok..

>Be Sylvanus
>Set seeds up early game for our solo lane and mid lane
>No one on my team speaks english so they're shitting their pants that I've walked towards solo lane
>One of them disconnects not even 1 into the game
I JUST WANT TO BE A GOOD SUPPORT AND THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT AS SYLVANUS

It's okay, you doing good bud

S'all good Anons. We appreciate you and your playing! Never give up!

Is this the end of /smgen/?

Never.

It's more around the upper base area. We dead.

Isis has such a nice tight butt

Which is odd since she probably doesn't exercise.

daily osiris dickings with that golden phallus

She does not even need Osiris there, since he has a detachable penis. Just unstitch it to make sure he is not boning anyone else and shove it right up that brown vagoo.

are all the shitposters dead ?

>buy Odyssey frame
>feel good because it makes me look special
>feel bad because it makes look like a tryhard

not anymore than having the SPL fap points shit on your banner

>tfw your ne zha goes malice first item
>his first ult he goes after a tank

how fucking stupid can you be

do you guys think its too late to get the season ticket?

Is Tranny acceptable on Anhur? I figure since he shoots so slowly, he could use as much per-hit damage as possible.

Depend it ends in january so you will be able to get some of the early rewards, if you want some of them go for it, if you only want some of the lattest reward don't buy it.

>enemy aphro just doesn't heal anyone

literally had about ~300 healing at the end of the match, what a douchenozzle

dont buy them with gems ok

>It's an Aphro duo qeuing who only heal her clan mate despite you being a guardian and him being another mage episode.
Fucking healslut

cocksleeve huh? she needs to learn she has more than one hole

But I've already done something like that before

Don't worry, I used favor. And fucking hell is the favor grind crazy.

Yep we lost. Managed their damage combined

>And fucking hell is the favor grind crazy.
Not really, compared to something like LoL's IP gain, it's pretty generous.

Plus you can just buy the god pack and never have to think of it again.

>tfw get nox in the motd

/smgen/,I will go to bed and when I wake up I want to be able to shitpost in this thread. So keep it alive please

I will make sure the thread dies.

I will sage every time.

>playing tyr
>solo laning
>get enemy down to low
>out of no where pulse cannon flies in and hits him
>janus across the map laughing
>this happens at least 3 more times throughout the match
FUCK OFF

how the fuck do I fight Sol in solo lane? I main SWK/Guan and sometimes Solobek when im in the faggot island

How do I build Hades and Janus?

I fucking hate playing support for suicidal carries, it's the goddamn worst

Every time. And then they blame everyone but themselves when their team loses because the carry kept leaping into certain death.

Runic and Pestilence.

this general has been too gay for me to continue posting in

...Can you post it again

Were you the user who posted about fighting Sol, and I posted a multi paragraph reply to, with the Guan Yu Gundam as the image? I might have that saved if you missed it last time.

It's a this game is hopeless I'm going to sit in fountain before 10 minutes episode

How much of a bitch do you need to be to not play if you don't have an overwhelming advantage? jesus christ

imgur.com/a/wLHf3

that's pretty nice

>No Kali to give you a back massage after a long day of fighting alongside her.

>No Kali to hold hands with while walking.

Dead thread. Dead game.

me with 4 dicks

Should draw an angry Chang'e flashing her tits at Hou Yi while he ignores her to work on his bow or fire at an enemy.

>playing arena for EZ odyssey quest wins
>have the best game I've ever had using Izanami
>go 11-0
>doesn't matter because Ra decides to go 0-14 and I'm the only one on the team who bothers clearing minions

Lost by 100 tickets. I know it's a meme mode but how the fuck do you play arena more than once and not know you need to clear waves?

Either it was his first game ever, or he did it on purpose.

brown?

Tanned? Caramel? I mean she is living in a semi-fertile oasis in the middle of a desert. Or something.

By that logic wouldn't her skin be darker?

I thought you were trying to imply some type of infection desu

Naw nigga. I like Isis, she's fun to play, cute and has a good VA. Would offer her platonic hugs, because Osiris has hard a hard life, and both her and Isis would kill me if they thought I was trying to get in her skirt.