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>tfw you fuck up atmos and end up knocked out from n2o for half of a three hour round >tfw you ghost when you lose all hope of being found, then immediately get pulled to medbay
Jonathan Hernandez
Spicy meme user
Nicholas Rivera
8rd for waifu
Liam Long
Was it because of you getting killing in metaclub brig?
Anthony Gutierrez
Yeah, figured it was just someone looking for an excuse to claim validz so I didn't ahelp about the incident because I understood that me goofing around shouting kind of made it a mess if they really wanted to argue against it. I prayed when Megurine, who at the time I had no idea was a traitor as well, put my head and body in the chapel and stated praying about blood from the blood gods.
Leo Perry
>medbay >asking for more plasma >when their starter supply lasts indefinitely ignore with extreme prejudice unless they flat-out admit they splashed all of it to the ground, at which point make fun of them endlessly then give 1 (one) more bar
Ian Walker
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Henry Stewart
but user, i never go to science for plasma if its spilt i also never ask for advanced masspectrometers or bags of holding i liked your tall tale though
Jackson Barnes
>Its a Yahir grudges a waifu episode.
Anti-waifu players are bigger shitters than actual waifus.
Ian Green
How can Yahir grudge a waifu when he's a husbandu himself?
Hudson Gutierrez
I was antag that round also. Took 9 shots to take your head off with a SMG, I mainly just wanted you to shut up that round about breaking the law with no sec to do anything about you.
Zachary Richardson
>Yahir purposefully acts annoying so you kill him then he whines about it in dsay.
If I wouldn't be deadminned in seconds for it I'd rule 0 shitters like this.
Elijah Long
Caught me! Im the boogyman!
I mean you did whatever man, I was just trying to get megurine or the other officers to come back and talk to me because I was bored. The only reason I was so bent outta shape was because I didn't realize you were an antag.
I like you Yahir, I really do. Nothing I love more than cute damaged boys.
James Barnes
git gud u fag
Hudson Howard
I've been studying Yahir for 2 years now, I believe he suffers from /r9k/ syndrome, a hatred or fear of anything female. Ironic, as they're a girl in mind and personality.
Ethan Gray
I have been studying Yahir since 1994 now, and I believe he has a fat dick and does cool tricks on skateboards. Ironic, as they're literally the gayest person alive in mind and personality.
That's a pretty shit bar user It wouldn't even be a very great strip club
Wyatt Gonzalez
when we kick out hippie
Angel Stewart
i know man but as i said i didnt have the time to finish it. Originally i wanted it to be bigger aswell which would leave room for more interesting interior designs
Joseph Lee
With a bit more details, that would be a pretty good bar. Just add carpets, make the ground in wood,, add a window-door and make make the vending machine at the centre, with additional chair barman-side.
Oh, and add atmospherics you silly.
Nolan Phillips
You're aiming too big user
Charles Thomas
>Pomf endorses pay 2 win.
Charles Harris
But that does the same thing the normal menu does, with a click or two less Even if it was real, that's not pay 2 win
Jaxson Morris
Less clicks means less time spent getting toolboxed, senpai.
Cooper Peterson
what server do you guys play
Ian Young
Wood floors, carpet center, dispenser in the middle, some already played out basic drinks like Cuba Libre and Irish shit, atmoa done, juke set up, and maybe put up some lanterns in the place, alongside a few sound systems, synch the juke with the broadcaster and bam, bar is much better. Keep the shape, but cmon mate, some rather poor decisions there.
Josiah Morgan
but it's going at the same rate that you could click at in fact you could click faster probably
Luis Robinson
Why aren't you playing best byond game user?
Henry Smith
>pay 2 win >win >SS13
Chase Edwards
Because it is open a few days a week
Matthew Mitchell
paradise
Andrew Walker
If you're in the enclosed chemistry office so long that you get toolboxed, you're doing chemistry wrong
If flavortext weren't removed what would you use to describe your character? Here's mine
"A kid that like mud"
Owen Martin
no those are robots made from people there is a very clear difference
Dylan Young
>byond://game.ss13.moe:7777 This isnt like the Veeky Forums server where ill get gibbed instantly right? I love them, and watching them play is fun but fuck me it stopped being amusing when I was blown up by wizards 3 times in a row in 3 seperate games
Jeremiah Hall
That round was fucking great, especially with you running around, Wong. I tried saving you at the end from the supersea but I'm a slow bird and there were so many carp
>TFW you're far too introverted and socially afraid to play this game
Blake Gray
Just play miner or xenobiologist/xenoarchaeologist and focus on your work all game long. For as long as you can before PJB removes those jobs because MUH RP MUH INTERACTIONS IN A MULTIPLAYER GAME
Bentley Gray
>only played like an hour of the game before >join vg server for first time >instantly clubbed and drug blind through the station >someone throws me on a conveyor belt and I become a robot w-what
Benjamin Edwards
Hey I said sorry when I died. I had no problem with you in the brig. I even put those exploding cuffs on you. I didnt think the round would drag out that long. I dont really like taking people out of the round for long periods of time. My plan to set my EDs loose on the station failed when they just kept trying to kill me.
Nathaniel Johnson
welcome to ss13
Jason Walker
I asked for your pda cart for that, you can remote them with it. I also took my objective while I did.
Kayden Morgan
>tfw I was a shit hop >tfw I opened the door that should not have been opened >tfw I slowly died but was too afraid to say anything due to my shame at opening a door IM SORRY BORGS
Angel Brown
Malf is the best mode for a first timer, no doubt
Kevin Torres
>be ling >parasting a well-known staticname >BWOINK: "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" >reply: im antag >stinged target stands up, miraculously full-healed >disarm pushes me >windowslams me to death and spaces my corpse >get permabanned. reason: for the sake of your mental health
Alexander White
how do you pronounce cluwne anyway?
Leo Diaz
I knew you were a traitor just how you were acting. You gave me guns and didnt try and kill me so it worked out for both of us. Also I was using my PDA. I would also turn them off. Soon as you emag them they start up and start shooting.
Matthew Howard
cloon
Cameron Lopez
6'2"|Strong|Russian Accent|Scar on Face|Ex-NanoTrasen Sniper
Mason Jones
Do you use the discord?
Aiden Phillips
please no don't bring the horrible horrible hl2rp memories flooding back today was nice before this post
Robert Thomas
IMPORTANT POLL www.strawpoll.me/11517744
Adrian Brooks
can i join rebels??
gib gun ples
Jaxson Parker
Why on earth would you need a discord for a game where communication outside the game is literally against the rules?
Oliver Powell
No ban with that reason, try again
Dominic Harris
>wwe lad
Lincoln Harris
Can someone post that chemistry cheat sheet again?
Camden Campbell
NO FUCK YOU
Cooper Brooks
Because you want to talk to the players about other shit without shitting up OOC. Why is this a difficult concept for you guys?
Jaxon Hernandez
You're communicating outside the game right now.
Bentley Baker
play assistant and janitor, you have next to no responsability so no one will talk to you as long as you don't fuck shit up play MoMMI, they're literally supossed to avoid interaction with non-MoMMI players play miner or xenoarcheologist and fuck off to the asteroid, never to be heard of again play autismospherics technician and create incomprehensible piping systems in search for the perfect TEG play engineer and devote your life to the perfect SME, creating enough energy to turn anyone to ashes at the mere touch of a cable play botanist and tend to your plants, filling that fridge for the chef play chef and cook what the botanist gives you, filling that table for the starving crew, most interaction you'll get is a "prettty good dish, chef" play virologist or xenobiologist, isolate yourselft to a single room with no one ever bothering with you play librarian, no one will even be aware that someone's manning the library
This game has about as much interaction as you want to get from it, including none. Just stay away from roleplayish roles (chaplain, IAA), player interaction roles (medical, borg) and responsability roles (security, command)
You'll get interaction anyway, but in small manageable doses, until you warm up and get cured of that fear
Luis Collins
>your static gets mentioned in thread >make new character with different name in other departament
Jayden Rivera
>play librarian, no one will even be aware that someone's manning the library I sometimes go to library, ask for communist manifesto and sit in one of these comfy chairs reading it.
Gavin Gutierrez
>people are actually responding seriously to my bait post
Brandon Martinez
Why the fuck was the TEG nerfed so hard since the time the wiki article was written? Apparently the basic setup used to produce 20 MW, now it's 20 kW, not nearly enough to power the station.
Michael Stewart
>Me giving out guns is antag Or was it something else?
Oliver Jones
someone permabrig this mad man
Luis Campbell
>ask for communist manifesto and sit in one of these comfy chairs reading it
reading the Communist Manifesto should have a random small chance to create a revolutionary antag
Jeremiah Ward
But only if it gives you massive amounts of brain damage.
Brandon Phillips
Miners being able to exile people with their dying breath when?