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>chemistry autism
>clusterfack roasting
>moth posting
>Is Linda supposed to be an insult?

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

Other urls found in this thread:

boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/158494525/#158529050
youtube.com/watch?v=15PmaUN2fFU
youtube.com/watch?v=q_bq5mStroM
discord.gg/rFffJ
pastebin.com/f6qpH7TG
youtu.be/-Tdu4uKSZ3M?t=40s
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

First for meme

2nd for corgi meat

Yahir is good or shit?

Discuss.

nth for THE CHEMMASTER SECRET MENU IS REAL
boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/158494525/#158529050

>tfw you fuck up atmos and end up knocked out from n2o for half of a three hour round
>tfw you ghost when you lose all hope of being found, then immediately get pulled to medbay

Spicy meme user

8rd for waifu

Was it because of you getting killing in metaclub brig?

Yeah, figured it was just someone looking for an excuse to claim validz so I didn't ahelp about the incident because I understood that me goofing around shouting kind of made it a mess if they really wanted to argue against it.
I prayed when Megurine, who at the time I had no idea was a traitor as well, put my head and body in the chapel and stated praying about blood from the blood gods.

>medbay
>asking for more plasma
>when their starter supply lasts indefinitely
ignore with extreme prejudice unless they flat-out admit they splashed all of it to the ground, at which point make fun of them endlessly then give 1 (one) more bar

...

but user, i never go to science for plasma if its spilt
i also never ask for advanced masspectrometers or bags of holding
i liked your tall tale though

>Its a Yahir grudges a waifu episode.

Anti-waifu players are bigger shitters than actual waifus.

How can Yahir grudge a waifu when he's a husbandu himself?

I was antag that round also. Took 9 shots to take your head off with a SMG, I mainly just wanted you to shut up that round about breaking the law with no sec to do anything about you.

>Yahir purposefully acts annoying so you kill him then he whines about it in dsay.

If I wouldn't be deadminned in seconds for it I'd rule 0 shitters like this.

Caught me! Im the boogyman!

I mean you did whatever man, I was just trying to get megurine or the other officers to come back and talk to me because I was bored.
The only reason I was so bent outta shape was because I didn't realize you were an antag.

Expect to see more of this now that you can know when to reapply lube
youtube.com/watch?v=15PmaUN2fFU

Nth for Medbay civil war

I like you Yahir, I really do. Nothing I love more than cute damaged boys.

git gud u fag

I've been studying Yahir for 2 years now, I believe he suffers from /r9k/ syndrome, a hatred or fear of anything female. Ironic, as they're a girl in mind and personality.

I have been studying Yahir since 1994 now, and I believe he has a fat dick and does cool tricks on skateboards. Ironic, as they're literally the gayest person alive in mind and personality.

Romance is pure. PURE!

youtube.com/watch?v=q_bq5mStroM

Song with all the waifufags here

i love my chair.

>shift is not long enough to finish bar

when will this meme end

>gashisoft midi
i can't

That's a pretty shit bar user
It wouldn't even be a very great strip club

when we kick out hippie

i know man but as i said i didnt have the time to finish it. Originally i wanted it to be bigger aswell which would leave room for more interesting interior designs

With a bit more details, that would be a pretty good bar.
Just add carpets, make the ground in wood,, add a window-door and make make the vending machine at the centre, with additional chair barman-side.

Oh, and add atmospherics you silly.

You're aiming too big user

>Pomf endorses pay 2 win.

But that does the same thing the normal menu does, with a click or two less
Even if it was real, that's not pay 2 win

Less clicks means less time spent getting toolboxed, senpai.

what server do you guys play

Wood floors, carpet center, dispenser in the middle, some already played out basic drinks like Cuba Libre and Irish shit, atmoa done, juke set up, and maybe put up some lanterns in the place, alongside a few sound systems, synch the juke with the broadcaster and bam, bar is much better. Keep the shape, but cmon mate, some rather poor decisions there.

but it's going at the same rate that you could click at
in fact you could click faster probably

Why aren't you playing best byond game user?

>pay 2 win
>win
>SS13

Because it is open a few days a week

paradise

If you're in the enclosed chemistry office so long that you get toolboxed, you're doing chemistry wrong

is there a teamspeak?

discord
discord.gg/rFffJ

expired

space longue was better you prick

What happen to beyond

Veeky Forumsstation in the OP

Apollo

Just Veeky Forums mostly. I like colonial marines but it's only really fun if you can get in at round start, which I neveranage to do.

Baystation seems interesting, but it runs like dogshit.

>Go server hopping
>Paradise has robot people
god you people suck

we have robot people they're called cyborgs

pastebin.com/f6qpH7TG

If flavortext weren't removed what would you use to describe your character? Here's mine

"A kid that like mud"

no those are robots made from people
there is a very clear difference

>byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
This isnt like the Veeky Forums server where ill get gibbed instantly right? I love them, and watching them play is fun but fuck me it stopped being amusing when I was blown up by wizards 3 times in a row in 3 seperate games

That round was fucking great, especially with you running around, Wong. I tried saving you at the end from the supersea but I'm a slow bird and there were so many carp

youtu.be/-Tdu4uKSZ3M?t=40s

If you think that's bad, try playing on goon

>buying macros
wwe lad

>TFW you're far too introverted and socially afraid to play this game

Just play miner or xenobiologist/xenoarchaeologist and focus on your work all game long. For as long as you can before PJB removes those jobs because MUH RP MUH INTERACTIONS IN A MULTIPLAYER GAME

>only played like an hour of the game before
>join vg server for first time
>instantly clubbed and drug blind through the station
>someone throws me on a conveyor belt and I become a robot
w-what

Hey I said sorry when I died. I had no problem with you in the brig. I even put those exploding cuffs on you. I didnt think the round would drag out that long. I dont really like taking people out of the round for long periods of time. My plan to set my EDs loose on the station failed when they just kept trying to kill me.

welcome to ss13

I asked for your pda cart for that, you can remote them with it. I also took my objective while I did.

>tfw I was a shit hop
>tfw I opened the door that should not have been opened
>tfw I slowly died but was too afraid to say anything due to my shame at opening a door
IM SORRY BORGS

Malf is the best mode for a first timer, no doubt

>be ling
>parasting a well-known staticname
>BWOINK: "What the fuck do you think you're doing?"
>reply: im antag
>stinged target stands up, miraculously full-healed
>disarm pushes me
>windowslams me to death and spaces my corpse
>get permabanned. reason: for the sake of your mental health

how do you pronounce cluwne anyway?

I knew you were a traitor just how you were acting. You gave me guns and didnt try and kill me so it worked out for both of us. Also I was using my PDA. I would also turn them off. Soon as you emag them they start up and start shooting.

cloon

6'2"|Strong|Russian Accent|Scar on Face|Ex-NanoTrasen Sniper

Do you use the discord?

please no
don't bring the horrible horrible hl2rp memories flooding back
today was nice before this post

IMPORTANT POLL
www.strawpoll.me/11517744

can i join rebels??

gib gun ples

Why on earth would you need a discord for a game where communication outside the game is literally against the rules?

No ban with that reason, try again

>wwe lad

Can someone post that chemistry cheat sheet again?

NO
FUCK YOU

Because you want to talk to the players about other shit without shitting up OOC. Why is this a difficult concept for you guys?

You're communicating outside the game right now.

play assistant and janitor, you have next to no responsability so no one will talk to you as long as you don't fuck shit up
play MoMMI, they're literally supossed to avoid interaction with non-MoMMI players
play miner or xenoarcheologist and fuck off to the asteroid, never to be heard of again
play autismospherics technician and create incomprehensible piping systems in search for the perfect TEG
play engineer and devote your life to the perfect SME, creating enough energy to turn anyone to ashes at the mere touch of a cable
play botanist and tend to your plants, filling that fridge for the chef
play chef and cook what the botanist gives you, filling that table for the starving crew, most interaction you'll get is a "prettty good dish, chef"
play virologist or xenobiologist, isolate yourselft to a single room with no one ever bothering with you
play librarian, no one will even be aware that someone's manning the library

This game has about as much interaction as you want to get from it, including none. Just stay away from roleplayish roles (chaplain, IAA), player interaction roles (medical, borg) and responsability roles (security, command)

You'll get interaction anyway, but in small manageable doses, until you warm up and get cured of that fear

>your static gets mentioned in thread
>make new character with different name in other departament

>play librarian, no one will even be aware that someone's manning the library
I sometimes go to library, ask for communist manifesto and sit in one of these comfy chairs reading it.

>people are actually responding seriously to my bait post

Why the fuck was the TEG nerfed so hard since the time the wiki article was written? Apparently the basic setup used to produce 20 MW, now it's 20 kW, not nearly enough to power the station.

>Me giving out guns is antag
Or was it something else?

someone permabrig this mad man

>ask for communist manifesto and sit in one of these comfy chairs reading it

reading the Communist Manifesto should have a random small chance to create a revolutionary antag

But only if it gives you massive amounts of brain damage.

Miners being able to exile people with their dying breath when?

Delete this

here u go frend

You printed out a SMG for me and a laser cannon