Jeremy Clarkson's daughter wrote this article and boy does she sound assblasted

The shifter is replaced with a dildo?
The seats have a blood hole?

Would you, Veeky Forums? Note: This is one of her better photos. Her face is forehead central, also she has down-turned eyes.

Nah. Not my cup of tea.

What exactly makes it a car for women?
Is it crashproof?

Doesn't the VW Beetle already exist?

Mitsubishi Eclipse already treaded these grounds

It says it all that after reading the entire article, I've no idea what SEAT have actually built. What DOES this car actually feature? What makes it different? No idea.

But there has been a car designed specifically for women for years now. I think they called it a Mustang or something.

>saying he was against brexit a year after being sacked by the bbc

yes because she seems to know about cars and banter

Camaro master race

read what she fucking wrote cunts, she's taking the piss out of the idea of a "lady car"

based

but Audi already made a car just for women, the TT

Daily reminder that Mustang was conceived as a ladies car

most cars are marketed towards women. middle aged women on average make the biggest purchasing decisions so it makes sense that car ads focus on reliability, practicality and safety

pic related is an exception

Middle aged women have to be the worst demographic. I don't understand why guys let them make car related decisions. They go off emotion for everything.

If it's not satire SJWs are going to have a seizure.

>isn'ttttt
>rejoiceeeeeee
Does anyone else butcher these words even further after they're spelttttt like this?

>don't leg them make a decision
>opress them and have to live with their emotions
I'm hoping to buy all the cool vehicles I can while I'm single. (Probably won't happen, but it's definitely worth an attempt.)

*let

She can top my gear any time she wants

I'd give her the grand tour of my lower regions

>tfw you have a qt mudslime wifey that takes your every command

You fucking retards goatfuckers are the exact opposite of white bitches
They actually listen to you and do anything you want
Fucking love those isis fucks for their women

Yes. I would a Clarkson. Give her sticky cummies and cook her dad tendies.

I'm just happy my fiance doesn't give a shit about cars. She is happy with her 03 forester. One of my friends isn't allowed to buy the diesel truck he wants because it's "too old" according to his fiance. Id tell her to fuck right off.

I think the point of the article is that Seat/Cosmo are advertising insultingly trivial changes to the car as something that women should be orgasming about.

and we "car guys" go off emotion
>that AE86 some user paid $$$ for
or benchracing. that's bad too

>"Thankfully, SEAT and Cosmo have worked out that the plight of women everywhere is that we are lacking freedom"

Is this entire article bants? It almost looks like something her dad would write.

There's worse in this category.

>user, that's a new lap record!

Is that a dildo or a vape?

Trying to figure out what agenda the article is trying to push.

I don't really get it, but why do women always get so assblasted about everything?

It seemed pretty satirical. Or is she really that air headed?

It's more of a problem for people who are married and have kids though. (I was just saying what my married friends say teebeeäitch.)

>legal shit if you tell wymyn to fuck off
>statistically ruining the kid(')s(') life
>BUT IT'S GOT A VTEC BRO

And/or they're just stupid and share bank accounts with someone.

> Clarkson as father in law
I'm going to lose sleep imagining this

It's so obvious she's making fun of it it's painful.

I'm pretty sure everything made since 2000 has been made just for women. 1980-2000 was the unisex period

I mean I'm just tryin to figure from what standpoint is she coming from

What exactly offends her and for what reason?
Cause damn, she mad

the mustang was designed with women in mind and I know more women than men with mustangs

Arent most cars already aimed at woman? Like SUV's, crossovers and hatchbacks like the ford fiesta for example?

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE

Looks like cosmetics.

Pretty sure it was designed for everyone.

To be more specific, secretary's and housewives.
And the corvette was direct competition for the Thunderbird.
Shit changes, get over it.

She's obviously being cynical, not actually mad.

...

Dodge already did this and it didn't work out well for them.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_La_Femme

The corvette came first and it was a direct attack on European sports cars. The thunderbird never knew what the fuck it was.

So she's a young white feminist SJW cunt. Shocker.

Don't fuck feminists and don't donate sperm. The only way to kill them is to let them kill themselves without replacement.

Its satire you dumb cunt.

She's mocking the idea of a car marketed specifically for women

The bottom line is that women defer to men in most car purchases, of course any man with common sense wouldn't tell to buy something with frivolous bullshit built into it.

Yes mr.dumbass because all men make sensible car purchases. All of them

>She used queue and not cue

Haha, Brits!

>getting clarkson as a father in law
This is all I need to think about, the fact that she is a qt is icing on the cake.

Nice try fonzie

trying way too hard

type properly you stupid millenial fuck