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youtu.be/jJ1l4UJW04Y?t=12

Would ride

Meme time!

tfw sick but still have to go to work

Sucks. Why can't you call in sick?

>Ausbildungszeit
I'll get fired if I call in sick

goat lady

This.
>CO-82

>get tired of tinted as fuck windshield on used bike
>Order ebay OEM windshield, comsetically shite, needs polish, fit isn't perfect
>two days later
>one in much better condition for the cost of polishing material i don't have, pulled from a salvage bike
>still not the exact model year, fit might be worse

fug

Polish or sand paper is like $2-5 buck.

Is this in Ohio?

qt

texoma.craigslist.org/mcy/5768732905.html

how fucked is this?

I knew a guy that used to rape goats

I mean he still does, be he used to also.

Looks like its probably fuckt. Nigger claims is just a head gasket but who knows. If you want it buy as a project bike.

No
wtf

Who knows. He was a buddy from middle school and we all got together when we were like 23, he got drunk and told us that he had sex with goats.

But polishing takes a while

Only if you are poor and dont have a machine to do it.

and then what...

>goats
low standards

wrestle a female bear and make her your loving slave or don't even bother

We called him a got fucker ever since. Also i recal one bro drove him to a 7/11 and left him there.

I dreamt I put together my own go kart, drove past some cops, got thumbs up, then it transformed into a mini CB 500 that could power wheelie in 4th gear at walking speed and got even more approval from the fuzz.

Then I met up with a MC dad had formed and they were all fat old Harley dudes on go karts, they wanted to do a race to some town like 40 km from home. I was on pole but my kart wasn't ready: had to connect indicators to battery using alligator clips and had to attach steering wheel again but the fucking bolts didn't fit anymore.
Ended up trading bolts with some hobos across the street.

I dont like having sex with animals, well i mean other than young girls.

Did u fug?

/dbt/ would you rather be rich and have a harley low rider or be poor and have 3 pre 2006 japanese bikes?

Rich.
Then you can buy the bikes you want and get rid of the Harley.

>wr user

Not with the hobos. Had a dream about fucking the ex before that, and a dream about fugging and loving girl from school I haven't seen in 5+ years afterwards.

Your wife wont let you buy other bikes. Also you have a black son.

Define poor. Too poor to afford to feed and house myself? I'll choose rich + Harley please. Poor as in can't afford a different bike but I have a roof over my head, I'm not starving and can afford to actually use the 3 jap bikes? GIMME!

I dont know why but i always feel sorry for you m8.

I'm not WR anton though. I feel sorry for him too.

>not wanting a KLX 450, a smiling ninja 900 and some third bike
>instead choosing Harleys
nigga pleas

rich lets make that low rider into a nitro drag bike with my extra cash. Its still a low rider right?

Hell we should be proud of him. Nurburgring on a WR250? Went to asylum and got his shit sorted? Dude's doing alright in my book.

You have shitty house, can barely afford food and you can ride the other bikes.

WR125R*
>got his shit sorted
>imblying

Then I'll take the jap bikes and have adventures. Shitty house doesn't matter when you're on the road and eating is time you're not spending riding.

Your wife wint let you buy stuff for the because shes need a new Mercedes G class.

Divorce that cunt. I didn't want to get married any way.
Unless that cunt was black, I can't produce black kids so I don't need to pay alimony. Or I just let him ride on it without a helmet, should solve the problem.

th-thanks guys

Whut??

If you divorce she gets every single dime and your on the street. Shes also white.

You aren't rich if you can't buy a g class like its nothing

Yes you can but she wont let you buy for you because you would be a cuck.

Tell that bitch ima get her the new best g wagon for her fat ugly ass and ima have my drag harely.
>tfw dad friend is legit this situation
He has ducati 1198 and a beaut of a beamer race bike too. Been looking to trade his panigale for the new bmw.

i seriously hope nobody in these generals below the age of 30 rides a fucking harley unironically

So she cheated. No way in hell does she gets all my money, I live in a civilized country.
And even if she gets half, I'm still rich, bitch.

Also you just asked two things, now your adding shit on it because people could work around it.

>tash

Its her money. You would be just a pesant she married to piss off daddy.

The cuck is on /r/? Also theres at least 3-4 harley cucks

I still want a vrod even though I still dont trust myself with the weight they bring.

Who cares what other people ride? Just do your own thing, my dude.

If it's her money, I'm not rich.
You said I was rich.

Yeah, who cares about harley cuckbois, as long there not on my dbt im cool with it.

No. You stoped being rich m8.

I mean its diffrent strokes for different folks. I for one love all bikes and cant wait to ride my fill off all styles.
>tfw bike slut.

Haha, I don't really mind them as long as they don't act all superior.
Any bike is worthy here, by my books.

IE get out filthy nobikes

The question was "You rich but harley" or "You poor but 3 old jap bikes", now you turned it into "You poor but rich cheating cunt wife with a kid that is not yours who doesn't allow you to do anything and you can only ride a Harley" or "You poor but 3 old jap bikes"

Pretty much

Also, obligatory "hey octo"

Well then it's of course poor with 3 jap bikes. Who wants to live with a cunt like that?

I octo ur mums pussay, fagget!!

Tash or kkk desu

Baird too

hey bb
lmao rekt like your mum last night.

I need to record my rides again just been rough shit last week. End blog.

Yeah, forgot about braid and amerifag

>K5 GSX-R1000
>RGV250
>RC45

yeah sign me up blood

Thinking about putting a compass on my bike.
Anyone got one? Got a recommendation?

This might be a good idea... never really thought about it

I would go old race bikes too man.
>nr500
>yzr 500
>suzuki rm62

>you have to replace the most expensive part of the bike every three years or it won't run

How does one get good at cornering?

Start slow work on getting comfortable with the bike in the corners. Always look where you want to go and your bike will follow.

Watch Twist Of The Wrist

Don't bottle it.

Do this , but in a nutshell:

>countersteer to lean in
>look towards the corner exit
>apply a small amount of throttle as you're going through the turn
>don't brake or chop the throttle if you get scared, countersteer to lean more if you're running wide

I'm conflicted about getting a camera, heard police will use the footage against you.
It's not so easy to swiftly remove the sd card when they stop you with the helmet on and all that shit.

>police will use the footage against you
LAND OF THE FREE LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Every single country will do that, apparently. I'm not a burger.

Just don't do anything illegal :^) At least not on video.
If they catch you red-handed you're fucked either way. If they don't catch you red-handed (i.e. see you do a mile-long willy, stop you and confiscate your camera) they can't prove it's really you doing stupid shit in the video unless you're a retard motovlogger (recognized by voice) or your face is visible in the mirror.

But I already have a Harley.

HAHAHAA DAMAGE CONTROLLING SO HARD THAT YOU SAY YOU'RE NOT BURGER
HOW LOW CAN U GO

also, daily reminder

12/13/14 based day of redemption

Land of the free to ride turbo busa the day you turn 16

Free to be an idiot

Free to pay for your stupidity.

Yes, "Land of the Free" eurocuck
youtube.com/watch?v=xh8vFNynb_w

>eurocuck
>implying I'm europleb
lmao look at this mad coon smdh

dat Explorer

Stop doing drugs early in the morning.
I talk to myself a lot.

The irony. A real Harley cuck.

Jesus, I only rode around 8k km in the past year despite some trips of 200 km each throughout the winter.
> no SEM
> less commuting because city is often boring
> actually worked on thesis instead of sitting around for 2 months and riding
I think I'll actually get away with just one oil change this year. Last one was at the end of December at 43,700 km, now I'm at 50,200.

What did you guys do for your bikes this year? How much did you ride?

> new tires
> fork maintenance (jewed by shop)
> new battery (thank you shop mech for breaking it)
> changed brake pads once
> fresh coolant
> new fuel lines
> new throttle cables because one snapped because I was hamfisted when installing heated grips last year
> cleaned and lubed chain every 300-500 km (overkill)
> DBT sticker on windscreen
CB 500 a maintenance-light god machine!

>bought a new bike
>it basically got everything done
hahaha

why do we ride?

tl;dr

are you 10?

>smdh
you realize that only melanin enriched individuals actually use that acronym

Denial is the first phase, it's ok.

Whats the rest then?

Which valve for a 180/55 rear?
18mm x 55mm (311)
20mm x 35mm (70)