/palg/ - Paladins General

buck

EVIE

Pikachu

I like this format, I'm going to steal it in the future

Duh, its obviously everyone's favourite healer, Grover

A Jigglygrohk, seen from above.

Ruckus isn't even that much of a tank. It's pure damage for me

>tfw I get matched against a Level 41 player

I guess matchmaking isn't dependent on player level?

its grohk

>mfw I see Drogoz and Bomb King on the enemy team.

The mad bombers need to be nefed worse than Skye ever did.

Git gud

>enemy Drogoz constantly in the air, nuking your entire team
>they never look up
>friendly makoa doesnt hook him
>friendly viktor doesnt just look at him and drop him dead
kill me now.

bomb king is tolerable compared to the top cancer damage dealers.

drogoz could use a slap on the wrist though.

>level 40 player
>get matched with level 7s on my team
matchmaking is dependent on hairy anus

get good with androxus, or if you're shit, viktor
bomb king isn't a huge threat, just annoying. drogoz fucks you if nobody has hitscan, there's literally nothing you can do

yes that's why i choose skye 1st then switch to ruckus in the last second if we have a front liner or 2

also do you heal allies inside repulsor field with alternator

Who Absolute Thrift here? No new champions bought, no chests opened, no other skins/other items purchased?

I heard that chests are shit right now, and my chests during the first five levels didn't even give me anything for the free champions.

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>Buck's face when Skye took the tea ceremony set for the 16th time in a row

Kinessa's teleport thing needs a rework of some sort. Also most maps don't seem very good for her.

>locking out Skye
Damn never thought about it

then jump away.

Evie is the mobility flanker. Androxus is the dueling flanker. Buck is the tanky distraction flanker. If the enemy team's attention is divided between you and your tank, then they're going to make mistakes and eventually get picked off. You just have to focus on not dying above all else.

I don't even use it since it somehow clashes with how she is usually played (i.e., lazybum sniper).

Is jumping up and down the correct way to play kinessa?

Just had one who did that all game while trying to snipe people

I've bought champions with gold because it's cheap.

I won't buy any skins or the founders pack because this game is going to die.

I won't open any chests in case this game doesn't die and they become valuable someday.

It's mostly for relocating after getting a few kills instead of sitting in the same spot and being vulnerable.

BEHOLD

>Give your king a big huge
>You dare challenge Makoa?!
I shoved that anchor up BK's ass so hard the team just gave up.

bomb king buff when? his ult could use touching up

Makoa is most fun tank

My only concern is when official launch happens and they enforce (or fuck up and cause) a reset on all unopened chests.

yes. In particular, you want to shoot, unscope, jump, zoom, repeat. You temporarily get your base movement speed for mobility/making surprise shots and it gives you the FOV to see what's going on around you.

She only excels on one map (Timber Mill). In every other case you'll probably prefer one of the other damage dealers.

Makoa is my favorite frontliner so far. Fuck Fernando.

I would if I could.

>pick evie last 5 seconds of pick phase
>ally picks evie a millisecond before i do
>dont realize before its 2 late
>30 minute for not picking.

I want Evie to AHH-CHOO on my face

Me too user, me too...

I have more gold than I know what to do with

I guess I'll go and buy all of Evie's costumes.

I want Evie to physically assault me in a dark ally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bought the founders pack and now all the skins I want require a shitload of crystals. Have to get 150 crystals just for Buck's sunglasses and Kinessa's side-cut head+mask.

Waiting a week for 50 gems fucking sucks but I don't want to drop more cash.

How do you even get below 10k damage?

Not even full-objective defensive Fernando should have that low damage.

I don't know what I did to slight LoRez but I'm being paired with the shittiest teams I've ever seen since I started playing and that's saying a lot.

I didn't even say that game was ded, I promise.

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being afk

>NOW I AM BECOME DEATH

What does Androxus mean by this?

>you will never have a 4 way with ying and her illusions

>tfw Grohk has
>tfw you'll never be Grohk at that moment

>you will never be fucked in the ass by mal'dhamba while he summons snakes to fill all the other holes

Lewd

>My snake likes you.

>Skye will never tease your inadequately small penis after you lose it in her gorgeous butt

Datass

>there will never be enough paladins porn

Literally just want to die a happy man smothered under it.

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>consistently getting potg as drogoz
FASTER
TIME TO HUNT

How many times have you gotten PotG for killing their Nando with your ult once?

who's this semen unloader?

only got a potg with ult once, and it was on a makoa in between killing two other squishies

>get quad kill
>potg was of ruckus gunning down the last guy as i was hammering everyone else into a pulp

at least it showed, right guys?

least you won

they need to improve their algorithm at least

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why are you guys so sexually deprived? Just hire a hooker ffs

Jesus christ look at that Androxous

yeah kaname who? from what manga?

>play as Makoa
>glory hog team doesn't help out much at the point
>they all rally to defend the payload push though
>grind it out until it goes 3-3
>desperation time at the point yet half the team still fucking about
>die
>come back and other team has got it locked
>YOU DARE CHALLENGE MUH COCK!?
>sweep the point
>team mates are back from their adventure
>turtle down
>win
Sometimes this game is pretty cool.

lol dude they are on neet bucks they cant afford shit

Dazzle

>they already had poses for Top Play

Why didn't they just fucking use those?

I have my most fun frontliner matches as Makoa. He's a good turtle.

who's your preferred healer?

Grohk > Ying > Mal'Damba > Grover > Pip

Not that guy but if you mean to back me up when I play as front line then Ying but Mal'Damba will do in a pinch. Grover and Grohk will not put in as much healing work and seems like no one plays Pip as a healer.

Ying is fun to play as too.

Is rejuvenate still a meme like aggresion?

>Ying is fun to play as too.

>mash Q and F for 20 minutes
Mal'Damba is the only fun healer.

I'm always telling my team mate to focus only healing our tank whatever happens

I still force our tank to buy it whenever i play support, it works.

Only buy it if you know that your healer actually knows how to heal aka never in pubs
>be put with a ying
>buy rejuventate
>it's a shatter shitter
>can't sell it for veteran

FUCK YOU GROVER IS THE BEST HEALER YOUR FLITHY ELF WHORE ISNT EVEN BROWN

Brown elves are a myth, user.

Grover is a terrible healer, user. Anyone is better at healing then he is.

if you can't find it from that then you need to lurk moar, newfriend

Speaking of brown girls, Kinessa was supposed to be a dwarf, but she couldn't see over most cover, and her sniper rifle was comically oversized.

Wish they'd have left her like that. At least it'd have been funny.

i give up man

use your intuition, what does that page come from?

w h a t e v e r dude, you're not making sense. I already used google images and iqdb but it doesn't give a result

I had to explain to Ying that her left click doesn't heal players.

>being this stupid/new