Hello again, autistic strangers. It's getting closer to SUPER BRITAIN DRAG SPECTACLE!

Hello again, autistic strangers. It's getting closer to SUPER BRITAIN DRAG SPECTACLE!

23-25 September 2016
Shakespeare County Raceway, Long Marston Airfield, Stratford-upon-Avon
CV37 8LL
Gates open at 6pm Friday

We've got club camping under Brit Veeky Forums so it should be easy to find each other for ultimate banter that not even the Americans would get. Remember to bring a chair so you can go maximum comfy

shakespearecountyraceway.com/eventdetails.asp?event=86

Sign up here to let us know you're planning on coming/Slagpost aggressively like on the last sign up sheet
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1st for devil trips summoning a wild Bedford Rascal to the meet

Devil trips for devil will? Not sure if I can come lads. Scared desu

SCARED OF THE BANTER

DRAGRACINGBONNEVILLESANDCORSAS

It's literally this weekend. Friday onwards.

Daily reminder that there won't be welshcakes for the meet

They were dry anyway

Need a cheap daily beater for work and back. Any suggestions?

Volvo 850

BIG
BLACK
WILLS

>Not owning a British classic

I have a 01 audi a6 with the 2.5 tdi v6 and leathers etc. £300, come to slack for details and pics

Gonna start packing ready tomorrow. What's the essentials?

Flight plan
Lube
T-Shirt (Size UUUU)
Beer
Minerals
Anime stickers

What's the mileage on it?

A lot, like 160 or 180 or something.

L I T E R A L L Y T O M O R R O W

Who will crash first?

No one crashed at the last meet, and that one included corners

Someone almost crashed on a hairpin with water across the road

Scary times

Dem bum looseners

who's got the most munter car then

Probably Rob's sacrificial Corsa

Most successful mod to the sacrificial Corsa wins a tube of sump sealant and a Toyota spanner.

Looks like I'm going home with a spanner

Food, drink and tent

I've already claimed ownership of the three best mods

>tfw can't attend this meet

:/

>both meets on weekends I'm working

There's always going to be more lad

Sorry2hear lads. Hope you'll join us soon. In the meantime, there's always the slack, then you have input into when the next meet is.

Tfw no slagpics

Pls post slags

Find the slags
Post the slags

Find the slags
Be the slags

Brit/o/ has the hottest grills on Veeky Forums

So this is what NEETs drive

Neat

Just a quick reminder that everyones' bags will be searched to ensure they have clean underwear for everyday.

Does anyone have a spare pump for my airbed?

Is mjet going to come to the meet?

Mjet is cordially invited

New bars fitted to the Bonneville ready to run 12s (lol)

Sound as a pound

Engine anyone?

>scotland
WORTHLESS

Let me tell you about a 12 second motorcycle

It's literally L A T E R T O D A Y

Who here can't sleep

10 hours lads, brace for rain on sunday

Good luck!

Rain while in a comfy tent, nice feeling

Fucking hell lads, the day's really here

Everyone remember their £5 club camping fee on top of the entry fee. Danny will be collecting it.

I hope you're all ready for the disappointment that is THE PUNTO

Meme food of the meet will be cookies

Unofficial memes will be confiscated

>Unofficial memes will be confiscated
It's more official than the traps

Use your fucking chops you lazy bastard

Who will have best engine?

4AGE master race

Bring Lube

Mr lube reporting in

It's happening

Right now

Sound as a pound

Remember faggots, if someone brings homemade cookies, they may have cummed in them

My fire is good okay

Adds to the taste desu senpai

Brits be sleepy. Or midnight racing.

who has crashed so far

Need an update after day 1 of the meet desu

Bumping for the nice British people

The only thing that's crashed are my hopes and dreams

Pics from the meet pls

...

lewd

more pls

What the fuck is going on there?

What part of this is drag racing

Well done guys now THIS is drag racing!

Good event so far, decent turn out! Danny keeps on making advances on me and Charlie won't stop trying to wrestle me to the ground and tickle me so it's pretty gay to be honest.

Post Sam

It's all there

P O S T T R A P
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T
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He's pretty but he ain't a bird is he.

With this meet now other please stand by for the next meet to be organised with even more austismo fun

Overall meet winner is Charlie, King of Brit/o/, with 3 pins on Sam, 1 submission hold on Sam, and overall fastest ET of 13.4 seconds.

He's also the cutest, and has the best beard. And his bike is damn hot.

FUCKING DONE WITH YOU CUNTS™

>t. Danny

Danny's beard is too THICCC

What does the moon drive?

...

Cause it's shit

It's your house key

Good time lads.

Pretty pleased with the 14.8 I got in the Starlet GT Turbo. Could have gone faster but the car started feeling a bit iffy and I didn't fancy a hole in my forged pistons (leans out slightly at the top end).

Had a bloody good time dragging though, that 15 seconds or less feels over a lot quicker than it looks from the outside.

For those 15 seconds or less, were you free?

Nothing else matters. Not the three grand engine build, not the student loan debt, not the brit/o/ crew and their bullshit. For those 15 seconds or less... I'm free.

Deep.

Not as deep as the pit of despair that is the autism

Did you ever think drag meet would happen when you did the first meet when young Sam was still a foetus

Today I found out that you can get to a Dolomite clutch from inside the car.

R U S T
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